Dreams and Fury of Absalom were both sitting comfortably in the top 10 charts and were in a week long cf, which I have been told was something that was simply out of convenience rather than anything else (previous hostile as one such example). The cf that was in place between the kingdoms ended around the middle of june (utopia time), with Dreams being the ones to remove the CF from their relations.
January 3 of YR9 We have cancelled our ceasefire with Fury of Hostile!
January 3 of YR9 Our kingdom has begun a Ruby Dragon project targetted at Fury of Hostile.
January 3 of YR9 Our dragon has set flight to ravage Fury of Hostile
With the cf gone, Dreams sent a wave of anon trad marches against Fury of Absalom, with Fury declaring an hour later.
January 4 of YR9 Fury of Hostile has declared WAR with our kingdom!
With war declared it all went right for one side and horribly wrong for another. Dreams started off with deep chains, expecting a very tough war. However, unfortunately for Fury, once Dreams realised that Fury were having a howler of a war in terms of activity, they switched to semi chains maximising their acre control of the war. The acres gained from the war actually pushed Dreams from 10th in the charts to 3rd, which, to overstate the obvious, is a significant gain for the kingdom. Both kingdoms sent dragons but they really had no bearing whatsoever on the war.
By the end of the first day the outcome was a formality, Dreams continued to take acres and Fury were unable to stem the flow. On the dot of minimum time, an exceptionally one sided war finished, with Fury Wding.
March 4 of YR9 Fury of War has withdrawn from war. Our people rejoice at our victory!
War Summary from Dreams:
Total Attacks Made: 268 (88570 acres)
-- Traditional March: 230 (78877 acres)
-- Ambush: 35 (9693 acres)
-- Plunders: 1
-- Failed Attacks: 2 (0.7% failure)
Total Attacks Suffered: 121 (40036 acres)
-- Traditional March: 86 (35145 acres)
-- Ambush: 27 (4891 acres)
-- Failed Attacks: 8 (6.6% failure)
The Kingdom of Dreams
Total acres exchanged: +48534 acres (268/121)
+15995 acres: Anonymous province (30/0)
+3651 acres: The Night Gathers (14/1)
+3244 acres: We will burn their crowns (12/1)
+3058 acres: We are the darkness (10/5)
+2983 acres: We will kill their wives (9/1)
+2607 acres: We are the sword (11/5)
+2465 acres: We will end the story (13/2)
+2261 acres: And now our fight begins (10/1)
+2235 acres: They will die (8/2)
+2091 acres: Your lives are hollow (10/4)
+2047 acres: We will taint their lands (5/0)
+1822 acres: Your honor taken (11/3)
+1558 acres: Hear our words (6/0)
+964 acres: We will take their children (5/0)
+939 acres: We are the watcher of the wall (7/2)
+903 acres: We are the scream (8/2)
+662 acres: Until they are Dead (6/1)
+560 acres: We are the sword in the dark (3/5)
+494 acres: That burns cold amidst the sun (4/1)
+409 acres: The shade before the dawn (15/11)
+353 acres: We are the fire (9/4)
+322 acres: That wakes the sleepers (17/9)
+63 acres: Bear witness to our vow (16/18)
-748 acres: And be reborn in darkness (11/9)
-2404 acres: It shall not end (18/34)
The Kingdom of Fury of Absalom
Total acres exchanged: -48534 acres (121/268)
+5459 acres: Anonymous province (12/0)
+2315 acres: Beware of the snuggles (8/1)
+835 acres: Sexy Snuggles (7/5)
+135 acres: snugglesforalways (2/0)
-22 acres: Snugz the Snuggle Slave (2/2)
-413 acres: Real Men Do Snuggles (0/1)
-822 acres: Snuggles are Forever (4/6)
-1282 acres: Snugglerator (0/3)
-1551 acres: Snuggles everyone (7/13)
-1574 acres: Snugglekitten (6/11)
-1625 acres: Snuggly Ayn Rand (6/11)
-1833 acres: Momma Snuggle (0/4)
-2146 acres: A Snuggle For Your Acres (11/19)
-2166 acres: Snugglebear (1/6)
-2184 acres: Mr Snuggles (10/18)
-2289 acres: Snuggle is a boring Theme (3/12)
-2559 acres: The Snugglenaut (9/20)
-2980 acres: Snuggle thy neighbors (11/27)
-3679 acres: Inglourious Snugglers (0/6)
-4734 acres: iWantToSnuggleU (8/21)
-7489 acres: Rumpelsnuggleskin (4/21)
-8008 acres: Snuggles for Money (7/36)
-9922 acres: Tender Loving Snuggle (3/25)
Comments:
Fury of Absalom have declined to comment on the war.
Matty, a council member of Dreams made the following comment:
[13:04] <~charmeyGoBLUE> January 24 of YR9 We are the scream of Dreams invaded and pillaged Mr Snuggles of Fury
[13:04] <~charmeyGoBLUE> WHAT
01[13:04] <@Godly> !som snuggles for money
[13:04] <~charmeyGoBLUE> the ****
[13:04] <~charmeyGoBLUE> no
[13:04] <~charmeyGoBLUE> seriously
[13:04] <~charmeyGoBLUE> WTF?
[13:04] <@Burner2> crap
[13:04] <@Burner2> Your forces arrive at Mr Snuggles of Fury: Our army has emerged victorious on the battlefield! Your army looted 291,151 gold coins, 75,834 bushels and 22,092 runes!
[13:04] <@Burner2> We lost 756 Drakes in this battle.
[13:04] <@Burner2> We killed about 425 enemy troops. We also imprisoned 436 additional troops in our Dungeons.
[13:04] <@Burner2> Our forces will be available again in 7.53 days (on February 7 of YR9).
[13:04] <%JULYZERG> 07Army added for 04Burner07, returns in 127h, 31m, 47s
[13:04] <&CelloGone> wtf?
[13:04] <@octobrev> LOL
[13:04] <@octobrev> WHAT
[13:04] <&CelloGone> you plundered?
[13:04] <@redtalun> rofl
[13:04] <@redtalun> lulzzzzz
[13:04] <&CelloGone> wow....
[13:04] <@Burner2> charmey said snuggles in pm so I had set army page for that and didn't check name on sot :/?
[13:04] <@octobrev> please tell me you have a video explaining how you did that
[13:04] <@redtalun> YOU TAKE THOSE RUNES
[13:05] <@redtalun> :P
[13:05] <@Burner2> so I assumed mr snuggles :X
01[13:05] <@Godly> whats the sned
[13:05] <@redtalun> lolllllll
01[13:05] <@Godly> is his def 268 or is that the send
[13:05] <&CelloGone> goddamnit
[13:05] <&CelloGone> wrong target AND wrong attack...
[13:05] <~charmeyGoBLUE> [09:55:15]1x snuggles for money with 2 gens
[13:05] <~charmeyGoBLUE> [09:55:20]and then report back
[13:05] <~charmeyGoBLUE> [09:55:25]for money???
[13:05] <~charmeyGoBLUE> [09:55:41]what?
[13:05] <~charmeyGoBLUE> [09:56:17]unexpected
[13:05] <~charmeyGoBLUE> i said 4money
[13:05] <@redtalun> lol
[13:05] <~charmeyGoBLUE> i said 4snuggles for money
01[13:05] <@Godly> ...
[13:05] <&TheMango> LOOOL
[13:05] <@octobrev> HAHAHAHHA
01[13:05] <@Godly> LOL
[13:05] <@redtalun> lol charmey giving out bad intel again
[13:05] <@redtalun> LOL
03[13:05] * redtalun was kicked by charmeyGoBLUE (ahhchoooooo)
03[13:05] * charmeyGoBLUE sets mode: +b *!*@uto-94D5F5DD.mibbit.com
[13:06] <@Burner2> hadn't noiticed there was a prov with that name so I thought charmey meant plunder snuggles -_-
[13:07] <~charmeyGoBLUE> THEY'RE ALL ****ING SNUGGLES
[13:07] <&CelloGone> why would you plunder in war? :P
[13:07] <~charmeyGoBLUE> THEY'RE ALL ****ING SNUGGLES
[13:07] <~charmeyGoBLUE> THEY'RE ALL ****ING SNUGGLES
03[13:07] * CelloGone sets mode: -b *!*@uto-94D5F5DD.mibbit.com
[13:08] <@redtalun> lol
[13:08] <@redtalun> theyre all snugglicious!
Reporters Note:
With the war being over, there are usually two sides to the war but Fury of Absalom have decided not to comment or provide any information on their war with Dreams. The following article is not an attempt to portray anyone in a bad light and it is not inteded to be biased. However, given the nature of the conflict being so high in the charts it would have been silly (so I have been reminded more than a few times) for the article not to be posted. I hope everyone can enjoy the read and appreciate the article being posted.
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