UF News: Inzzolence vs Sanctuary

[protector]

Hostilities between Inzzolence and Sanctuary started when Insolence did a full wave on Sanctuary. Sanctuary was in good topfeed range for them and didn't seem too pumped.
Sanctuary refused to war Inzzolence and kept it on a retalwar which kept ongoing for 2,5 days. At that time, Sanctuary went into fakewar and continued to hit Inzzolence as they did not suffer any losses.
A few days after, Inzzolence also went into a fakewar while Sanctuary kept hitting them. As losses where low for Inzzolence (40-100 per hit) they did not really bother and just trained up.
At this time, the button switched sides into Inzzolences advantage.
A retalwar with raze attacks followed and after 5 days since FW start for Sanctuary, they ended theirs. Once out of war, they continued randomming to try and outgrow Inzzolence.
Roughly 48 hours later, Inzzolence came out of fakewar, and as soon as they did they declared war:

July 3 of YR9 We have ordered an early end to the post-war period with Megalomania of HaJ HOSTILE.
July 3 of YR9 We have declared WAR on Sanctuary of Absalom HOSTILE!

Dragons where sent by both kingdoms, and Inzzolence started with deep chains on Sanctuary's undeads with high offence, forcing them into overpopulation and releasing nearly down to land defence. Due to land defence, it was easy for Inzzolence to keep these undeads under control fairly easy.
After 36 hours of war, Inzzolence, who had created a huge advantage in the war, switched strategies to max gains.

49 hours after war had started, Sanctuary of Absalom gave up and surrendered to Inzzolence.

February 4 of YR10 Sanctuary of Absalom HOSTILE () has withdrawn from war. Our people rejoice at our victory!



** WAR Summary taken from Inzzolence **

Total Attacks Made: 355 (67520 acres)
-- Traditional March: 342 (66349 acres)
-- Ambush: 6 (1171 acres)
-- Learns: 1
-- Failed Attacks: 6 (1.7% failure)
Total Attacks Suffered: 211 (32744 acres)
-- Traditional March: 178 (28817 acres)
-- Ambush: 23 (3927 acres)
-- Failed Attacks: 10 (4.7% failure)


The Kingdom of (Inzzolence)

Total acres exchanged: +34776 acres (355/211)
+10014 acres: Anonymous province from () (23/0)
+2867 acres: It is considered (12/0)
+2499 acres: closely related (12/0)
+2232 acres: during the (16/2)
+2084 acres: an instrument (19/0)
+2019 acres: be confused (16/3)
+1879 acres: and air (16/6)
+1733 acres: German dessert (18/5)
+1621 acres: chicken eggs (8/2)
+1496 acres: everybody It is (18/6)
+1479 acres: with the Luftroffle (15/9)
+1448 acres: fame after (8/2)
+1430 acres: It rose to (10/3)
+1423 acres: of cyber terrorism (14/3)
+1297 acres: of milk (8/2)
+1134 acres: sugar (9/7)
+1047 acres: a delicacy by (16/5)
+750 acres: This is not to (10/3)
+671 acres: World Wars (16/9)
+546 acres: to the waffle (8/2)
+194 acres: The Luftwaffle (6/2)
+119 acres: made out (4/0)
-104 acres: as a weapon (16/13)
-1137 acres: flour (22/41)
-1972 acres: being used (19/51)
-1993 acres: is a classic (16/35)


The Kingdom of (Sanctuary of Absalom)

Total acres exchanged: -34776 acres (211/355)
+1158 acres: Anonymous province from () (6/0)
+1147 acres: ZGMF-X19A Infinite Justice (10/1)
+591 acres: MSZ006 Zeta Gundam (7/1)
+268 acres: XXXG-01D Gundam Deathscythe (5/3)
-422 acres: XXXG-01S2 Shenlong Nataku (10/6)
-425 acres: CONCEPT-X 6-1-2 Turn X (12/7)
-947 acres: ZM-S06G Zollidia (12/14)
-1058 acres: RX-78-2 Gundam (7/10)
-2016 acres: GF13-021NG Shadow Gundam (5/16)
-2325 acres: GAT-X105E Strike Noir (11/15)
-2474 acres: GF13-012NN Viking Gundam (15/28)
-2733 acres: XXXG-00W0 Wing Gundam Zero (10/19)
-2747 acres: MS-18E Kampfer (11/25)
-2800 acres: ZGMF-1000 Pink Zaku (10/20)
-2827 acres: MSA-005 Methuss (11/26)
-3152 acres: ORB-01 Akatsuki (18/20)
-3183 acres: GN-004 Gundam Nadleeh (10/26)
-3191 acres: GF13-011NC Dragon Gundam (15/35)
-3349 acres: GN-011 Gundam Harute (15/57)
-4291 acres: RX-0 Unicorn Gundam (11/26)


Wannes, Monarch of Inzzolence commented:
"Im a man that in general likes a good long foreplay, but seriously, 2 weeks foreplay and 5 mins sexytime, shame on you!
Epic thx to the whole kingdom for the performance - you rock
and last but not least: We like men"

Sanctuary of Absalom:
Did not wish to give any comments on the war.

[maugrim]

Gg.

[Saatana]

Wannes is nub

[IKKA]

Wannes is nub

Couldn't agree more.

[Bijl]

We all love the waffle :P

[John Snowstorm]

gg no re.

[Bishop]

wannes is a bastion of competence in a sea of ineptitude.

[12:59:23] Sitting has been activated on your account for the player "xxxxxx".
[12:59:26] whats account owner name?
[12:59:29] kk
[12:59:31] "xxxxxx" ftw
[12:59:39] um
[12:59:41] wannes
[12:59:44] you are xxxxxx
[12:59:48] I am
[12:59:50] you are sitting yourself
[12:59:53] wtf
[12:59:55] lol
[13:00:00] u've got to be kidding me
[13:00:02] lmao
[13:00:16] lol
[13:00:19] serious stuff
[13:00:25] wtf
[13:00:28] ur right
[13:00:31] lmao
[13:00:35] I can't cancel it can I? :/
[13:00:35] nubhat
[13:00:39] how retarded is that
[13:00:39] i have no idea
[13:01:02] Sitting must be active for a minimum of 3 days, before it can be cancelled.
[13:01:03] lol
[13:01:09] did I just do something stupid
[13:01:09] :/
[13:01:13] I'm playing my own acc
[13:01:16] and I'm paying for it

edited slightly for language

[Wannes]

Mind you that quote is 3 years old.
I was just testing bug features

[Lilith]

lol

[Godly]

Sanctuary is kinda like Floyd Mayweather in the sense that he just runs around the ring and takes a few jabs the entire fight and avoids all major conflicts... except for the fact that Mayweather usually wins.

I was wondering what would happen when Sanc finally goofed and gave someone the button instead of being chicken their entire existence and fighting from FW.

The answer is -35k land in 48 hours.

[Syntico]

Will Fury, Rage and Sanctuary merge next age to give the rest of Utopia more of a fighting chance?

[blizz]

queue the trolls

[exTox]

Will Fury, Rage and Sanctuary merge next age to give themselves more of a fighting chance?

Fixed.

[Lestat]

Are Inzzolence Manny then? Because he will eat Floyd if he ever stops dodging the fight.

[Deejay69]

Nice job...im proud of this team