Why does Santa always land on your roof? Because he likes it on top! ����

Why is Santa so good at delivering gifts? He knows how to handle a big sack! ����

“I told Santa I’ve been good this year… he laughed so hard, his belly shook like a bowl full of jelly! ����”

“Your stocking isn’t the only thing I want to stuff this year. ����”


“Santa comes but once a year… I’m hoping to beat his record. ����”