@Palem...lol

A contractor parks his brand new Porsche in front of the office to show it off to his colleagues. As he's getting out of the car, a Truck comes flying along too close to the curb and takes off the door before speeding off.
Distraught, the contractor grabs his cell phone and calls the cops. Five minutes later, the police arrive.
Before the cop has a chance to ask any questions, the contractor starts screaming hysterically, "My Porsche, my beautiful silver Porsche is ruined! No matter how long it's in the shop it'll simply never be the same again!"
After the contractor finally finishes his rant, the policeman shakes his head in disgust. "I can't believe how materialistic you bloody contractors are," he says. "You lot are so focused on your possessions that you don't notice anything else in your life."
"How can you say such a thing at a time like this?" snaps the contractor.
The policeman replies, "Didn't you realise your left arm was torn off when the truck hit you?"
The contractor looks down in absolute horror. "F**king hell!" he screams.
"Where's my Rolex?!"