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    Well done Krozair, Hope you are doing well!

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    Some Xmas one liners :) Merry Christmas all


    How did the ornament get addicted to Christmas?
    He was hooked on trees his whole life

    What do you call a kid who doesnít believe in Santa?
    A rebel without a Claus

    Why did Frosty ask for a divorce?
    His wife was a total flake

    How much did Santa pay for his sleigh?
    Nothing. It was on the house!

    What do you call an elf wearing ear muffs?
    Anything you want. He canít hear you!

    What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
    Frostbite

    What did Adam say to his wife on Christmas?
    Itís finally Christmas, Eve!
    Laughter IS the best medicine - always

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    Husband calls his wife: "Honey it's me. I don't want to alarm you but I was hit by a car as I was leaving the office. Susan brought me to the hospital. They have checked me over and have done some tests and some x-rays. The blow to my head was severe. Fortunately, it did not cause any serious internal injury. However, I have three broken ribs, a compound fracture in the left leg, and they think they may have to amputate my right foot". Wife's Response: "Who the hell is Susan?" And if you find that hard to believe, you've never been married.
    Laughter IS the best medicine - always

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