MALE OR FEMALE?
You might not have known this but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. Here are some examples:
FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in... but you can see right through them.
PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off it takes a while to warm them up again. They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong buttons.
TYRES: Tyres are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated.
HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object because to get them to go anywhere you have to light a fire under their arse.
SPONGES: These are female because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
WEB PAGES: Female because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on.
TRAINS: Definitely male because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because over time all the weight shifts to the bottom.
HAMMERS: Male because in the last 5000 years they've hardly changed at all and are occasionally handy to have around.
THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. You'd probably think they'd be male but consider this: it easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push - he just keeps trying.
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