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    Postaholic Krozair's Avatar
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    FUNNY AND CLEVER CLASSIFIED ADS
    FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER - 8 years old. Hateful little bastard. Bites!

    FREE PUPPIES - 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbour's dog

    FREE PUPPIES - Mother is a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd. Father is a Super Dog, able to leap tall fences in a single bound.

    COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED - Also 1 gay bull for sale

    JOINING NUDIST COLONY! - Must sell washer and dryer 100

    WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE - Worn once by mistake. Call Stephanie

    FOR SALE BY OWNER - Complete set of Encyclopaedia Britannica, 45 volumes. Excellent condition, 200 or best offer. No longer needed, got married, wife knows everything.

    1 MAN, 7 WOMAN HOT TUB - $850/offer

    CLOTHES WASHER $100 - Owned by clean bachelor who seldom washed

    SNOW BLOWER FOR SALE - Only used on snowy days

    FREE PUPPIES - Part German shepherd - part dog

    TWO WIRE MESH BUTCHERING GLOVES - 1 x 5-finger, 1 x 3-finger, PAIR: $15

    TICKLE ME ELMO, STILL IN BOX - Comes with its own 1988 Mustang, 5l, auto, excellent condition $6800

    83 TOYOTA HUNCHBACK - $2000

    STAR WARS JOB OF THE HUT - $15

    GERMAN SHEPHERD - Female. 85lbs. Neutered. Speaks German.

    FULL SIZED MATTRESS - 20yr warranty. Like new. Slight urine smell

    FREE CAN OF PORK & BEANS - With purchase of 3 br 2 bath home

    FOR SALE: LEE MAJORS (6 MILLION DOLLAR MAN) - $50

    NORDIC TRACK $300 - Hardly used. Call Chubbie

    FREE: FARM KITTENS - Ready to eat

    AMERICAN FLAG 60 STARS - Pole included $100

    NOTICE: TO THE PERSON OR PERSONS WHO TOOK THE LARGE PUMPKIN ON HIGHWAY 87 NEAR SOUTHRIDGE STORAGE - Please return the pumpkin and be checked. Pumpkin may be radioactive. All other plants in vicinity are dead.

    EXERCISE EQUIPMENT - Queen size mattress & box springs -$175

    3-YEAR OLD TEACHER NEEDED FOR PRE-SCHOOL - Experience preferred.

    FOR SALE - Three canaries of undermined sex.

    GREAT DAMES FOR SALE - Free to good home.

    WANTED: HAIR CUTTER - Excellent growth potential.

    LOST: SMALL APRICOT POODLE - Reward. Neutered. Like one of the family.

    FOUR-POSTER BED - 101 years old. Perfect for antique lover.

    DOG FOR SALE - Eats anything and is fond of children.

    WANTED - Man to take care of cow that does not smoke or drink.

    WANTED - Widower with school-age children requires person to assume general housekeeping duties. Must be capable of contributing to growth of family.

    FOR SALE - Several very old dresses from grandmother in beautiful condition.


    PS - thx 4 the war 2:3
    Laughter IS the best medicine - always

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    I found a wallet yesterday, and was tossing up whether I should hand it in. Then I thought "Well, if I lost MY wallet with three hundred and fifty dollars in it, how would I feel?" And I realised that it was a no brainer and that I would want to be taught a lesson.
    Laughter IS the best medicine - always

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