Some Puns for the day

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.

Why did the melon jump into the lake? It wanted to be a water-melon.

What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? “Put it on my bill.”

What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop.

What has a bed that you can’t sleep in? A river.

Why were the teacher’s eyes crossed? She couldn’t control her pupils.

What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? An Envelope.

How does the ocean say hello? It waves.

What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match.

What creature is smarter than a talking parrot? A spelling bee.