Krozair's Krackup's

[Krozair]

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.

[Krozair]

A man finds a magic lamp and rubs it. A genie appears and says, "I will grant you three wishes."

The man thinks for a moment and says, "I want to be rich."

The genie snaps his fingers, and the man is surrounded by piles of money.

The man then says, "I want to be famous."

The genie snaps his fingers again, and the man’s face is on every magazine cover and billboard.

For his last wish, the man says, "I want to be irresistible to women."

The genie snaps his fingers one last time, and the man turns into a box of chocolates.