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    Tea is more dangerous than beer.
    Please avoid drinking tea. I discovered this last night. I had 14 beers till 3am at the pub while my wife was just drinking tea at home. You should have seen how violent and angry she was when i got home. I was peaceful, silent and headed to bed as she shouted at me, all night and into the next morning. Please ladies, if you can't handle your tea, don't drink it...
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    Krozairrrrr

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    A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning. The wife said "You should do it because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee". The husband said "You are in charge of cooking around here and you should do it because that is your job and I can just wait for my coffee". Wife replies "No, you should do it, and besides it's in the Bible that the man should do the coffee". Husband replies "I can't believe that, show me". So she fetched the Bible, opened the New Testament and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says "HEBREWS".
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    @ Juicey


    Mate - I hope you are well - drop me a FB message!!!!
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    Previously on Orsm: BOX GAP #2 - BOX GAP #1 - MORE >>
    Police officer George and woman Police officer Mary and their police dog had been assigned to walk a beat.
    They had been out only a short time then Mary said "Damn, I was running late this morning I forgot to put on my panties! It is so uncomfortable. We have to go back to the station to get them".
    "We don't have to go back" George replied.
    "Just give the dog one sniff between your legs, and he'll go fetch them for you".
    Mary lifted her skirt for the dog. After ten seconds of sniffing, the dog took off toward the station house.
    Twenty minutes later they heard sirens. Suddenly the dog rounded the corner with a dozen police cars in pursuit... and the superintendent's balls in his mouth!"
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    If you're sure a joke was removed, posting it again is probably not the best idea

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