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    What do a gynecologist and a restaurant waiter have in common?

    You can smell it, but you can't eat it.

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    A football team loses their star player, Roger Dicks, due to an injury. Next day a headline reads: Team to play without Dicks. The manager calls up the newspaper and objects, so the editor changes the afternoon headline. It reads: Team to play with Dicks out.
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    A man was up a ladder and lost his balance falling backwards and hit his head.
    Late in the night, he finally regained consciousness. He was in the hospital, in terrible pain.
    He found himself in the ICU with tubes in his nose, needles and IV drips in both arms, a breathing mask, wires monitoring every function, and a nurse hovering over him. He realised that he was obviously in a life-threatening situation after his accident.
    The nurse gave him a serious, deep look, straight into his eyes, then spoke to him slowly and clearly, enunciating each word and syllable "You may not feel anything from the waist down".
    Somehow he managed to mumble a reply "Can I feel your tits then?"
    .....and that, my friend, is A POSITIVE ATTITUDE!
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    Two blonds were driving down to Disney World. While approaching their destination they saw a sign that said "Disney World Left", so they went home.

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    Thx 4 posting Acheter :)



    A guy with a black eye walks into a bar and orders a triple bourbon. The bartender says "Having a tough day, huh?" The guy says "Yeah. My wife and I were doing the dishes and she turned to me and said 'Why don't we ever make love like in the movies?' So I bent her over the kitchen table, yanked her pants down and rammed it in. I jackhammered her and slapped her on the ass as I pummelled her. Then I pulled it out, turned her around and blew my load all over her face". The bartender said "Wow! But what's up with the black eye? "Turns out we watch different movies".
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    I was banging this nice lady on her kitchen table when we heard the front door open. She said "It's my husband! Quick, try the back door!" Thinking back, I really should have ran, but you don't get offers like that every day.
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