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    UF NEWS: Insolence war Fury of Absalom

    Fury of Absalom and Insolence duked it out after what was apparently a miscommunication from someone that had "tipped" Fury about Insolence converting to war mode in order to hit them. This prompted Fury to do the same but the fact of the matter was that Insolence felt that Sanctuary were the much jucier target.

    After the conflict with Sanctuary, which lasted 2-3 days Fury aproached Insolence regarding a cf or war because they had converted for no reason. The attitude of Insolence was nonchalance as it is not their problem that Fury converted for no reason. This prompted Fury to poke around Insolence with a couple of hits before sending in a miniwave roughly 12 hours later. With Fury poking around and apparently not interested in backing off, Insolence decided to push the button:

    May 1 of YR5 We have declared WAR on Fury RAWR!

    Insolence focused on using MS, targetting the bank province of Fury with FBs and NS. They had decent success on all the targets they picked with their ops. Going into the war, Fury had the advantage of the bank province and were generally larger on average per province than Insolence. This meant that Insolence did not really have an opportunity to try and semi chain in order to dominate Fury so had to stick with deep chains on all the provinces that they could focus on.

    Towards the end of the war, Insolence felt that they had reached a stalemate between the kingdoms because Fury had larger provinces and it was pointless for Insolence to try and hit them down due to poor gains (Fury had managed to get 9 unbreakable provinces). With the advantage of the larger provinces and the realisation of Insolence that a kingdom with a bank is unlikely to lose a longer war, they decided that their enjoyment of the conflict had been reached and decided to withdraw.

    July 24 of YR5 Unable to achieve victory, our Kingdom has withdrawn from war with Fury RAWR. Our failed war has finally ended!

    SUMMARIES:

    Hostile summary from Fury of Absalom

    Total Attacks Made: 23 (8063 acres)
    -- Traditional March: 23 (8063 acres)
    Total Attacks Suffered: 16 (2655 acres)
    -- Traditional March: 6 (2262 acres)
    -- Ambush: 2 (393 acres)
    -- Massacres: 8 (42182 people)

    The Kingdom of Fury of Absalom

    Total acres exchanged: +5408 acres (23/16)
    +7276 acres: Anonymous province (21/0)
    +235 acres: Dirty Stack (1/1)
    +0 acres: Rainbow (0/8)
    -184 acres: Dead Mans Hand (1/2)
    -318 acres: Pocket Rockets (0/1)
    -429 acres: Pokerstars (0/1)
    -444 acres: Superturbo (0/1)
    -728 acres: third man walking (0/2)

    The Kingdom of Insolence

    Total acres exchanged: -5408 acres (16/23)
    +1263 acres: Anonymous province (4/0)
    +0 acres: A new age dawns upon us (1/0)
    +0 acres: women Who is this kingdom (1/0)
    +0 acres: The blood is pouring can (1/0)
    -225 acres: We will not stand idly by (0/1)
    -279 acres: cant stand this where is (1/1)
    -290 acres: The uncontested will (1/1)
    -313 acres: the fighting We rape we (1/1)
    -337 acres: to razekill Enough is enough (0/1)
    -375 acres: We put our pimp gloves on (1/2)
    -523 acres: by their balls instead (1/2)
    -551 acres: will not hold the hands of (0/2)
    -611 acres: this battle uphill so lets (0/1)
    -660 acres: become contested We (0/2)
    -673 acres: a ghetto lets move on (1/2)
    -776 acres: pillage and steal your (2/3)
    -1058 acres: this be the one No its (1/4)

    Hostile summary from Insolence

    Total Attacks Made: 16 (2655 acres)
    -- Traditional March: 6 (2262 acres)
    -- Ambush: 2 (393 acres)
    -- Massacres: 8 (21091 people)
    Total Attacks Suffered: 24 (8063 acres)
    -- Traditional March: 23 (8063 acres)
    -- Learns: 1

    The Kingdom of Insolence

    Total acres exchanged: -5408 acres (16/24)
    +1263 acres: Anonymous province (4/0)
    +0 acres: A new age dawns upon us (1/0)
    +0 acres: The blood is pouring can (1/0)
    +0 acres: women Who is this kingdom (1/1)
    -225 acres: We will not stand idly by (0/1)
    -279 acres: cant stand this where is (1/1)
    -290 acres: The uncontested will (1/1)
    -313 acres: the fighting We rape we (1/1)
    -337 acres: to razekill Enough is enough (0/1)
    -375 acres: We put our pimp gloves on (1/2)
    -523 acres: by their balls instead (1/2)
    -551 acres: will not hold the hands of (0/2)
    -611 acres: this battle uphill so lets (0/1)
    -660 acres: become contested We (0/2)
    -673 acres: a ghetto lets move on (1/2)
    -776 acres: pillage and steal your (2/3)
    -1058 acres: this be the one No its (1/4)

    The Kingdom of Fury of Absalom

    Total acres exchanged: +5408 acres (23/16)
    +7276 acres: Anonymous province (21/0)
    +235 acres: Dirty Stack (1/1)
    +0 acres: Rainbow (0/8)
    -184 acres: Dead Mans Hand (1/2)
    -318 acres: Pocket Rockets (0/1)
    -429 acres: Pokerstars (0/1)
    -444 acres: Superturbo (0/1)
    -728 acres: third man walking (0/2)

    War Summary from Fury of Absalom

    Total Attacks Made: 183 (37370 acres)
    -- Traditional March: 153 (34217 acres)
    -- Ambush: 28 (3153 acres)
    -- Failed Attacks: 2 (1.1% failure)
    Total Attacks Suffered: 215 (37860 acres)
    -- Traditional March: 196 (36138 acres)
    -- Ambush: 15 (1722 acres)
    -- Failed Attacks: 4 (1.9% failure)

    The Kingdom of Fury of Absalom

    Total acres exchanged: -490 acres (183/215)
    +11449 acres: Anonymous province (39/0)
    +3165 acres: Fold (22/0)
    +1103 acres: Ace in the Hole (5/0)
    +983 acres: Post Oak (6/2)
    +829 acres: TwoPlusTwo (5/0)
    +684 acres: Pocket Rockets (6/0)
    +649 acres: Backdoor (4/1)
    +341 acres: Superturbo (8/5)
    +146 acres: Splash the pot (3/2)
    -475 acres: webcam poker (8/11)
    -658 acres: Rainbow (0/2)
    -692 acres: Pokerstars (4/6)
    -890 acres: Pot Committed (4/8)
    -933 acres: Biggest Pot Ever (4/14)
    -1549 acres: Dead Mans Hand (12/33)
    -1648 acres: Railbird (7/15)
    -1832 acres: The Doyle Brunson (6/13)
    -1938 acres: Under The Gun (12/22)
    -2735 acres: third man walking (8/28)
    -2766 acres: Kitty (10/25)
    -3723 acres: Dirty Stack (10/28)

    The Kingdom of Insolence

    Total acres exchanged: +490 acres (215/183)
    +19746 acres: Anonymous province (94/0)
    +531 acres: cant stand this where is (5/2)
    +391 acres: The blood is pouring can (6/2)
    +383 acres: will not hold the hands of (6/2)
    +7 acres: a ghetto lets move on (5/3)
    +0 acres: and herd in the cattle (1/1)
    -57 acres: to razekill Enough is enough (7/8)
    -69 acres: We will not stand idly by (17/11)
    -103 acres: could it be a bad omen (7/8)
    -187 acres: become contested We (1/1)
    -301 acres: by their balls instead (4/4)
    -320 acres: the fighting We rape we (4/5)
    -376 acres: Let it be known to all (4/5)
    -384 acres: women Who is this kingdom (9/7)
    -486 acres: The uncontested will (3/6)
    -550 acres: and we suit up for battle (0/4)
    -584 acres: A new age dawns upon us (5/6)
    -1710 acres: this be the one No its (7/12)
    -2866 acres: We put our pimp gloves on (14/24)
    -2883 acres: pillage and steal your (5/18)
    -3575 acres: this battle uphill so lets (2/17)
    -6117 acres: but no one is biting We (9/37)

    War Summary from Insolence

    Total Attacks Made: 215 (41378 acres)
    -- Traditional March: 195 (39574 acres)
    -- Conquest: 1 (82 acres)
    -- Ambush: 15 (1722 acres)
    -- Failed Attacks: 4 (1.9% failure)
    Total Attacks Suffered: 183 (34322 acres)
    -- Traditional March: 153 (31169 acres)
    -- Ambush: 28 (3153 acres)
    -- Failed Attacks: 2 (1.1% failure)

    The Kingdom of Insolence

    Total acres exchanged: +7056 acres (215/183)
    +21639 acres: Anonymous province (94/0)
    +605 acres: cant stand this where is (5/2)
    +577 acres: The blood is pouring can (6/2)
    +483 acres: will not hold the hands of (6/2)
    +259 acres: We will not stand idly by (17/11)
    +132 acres: could it be a bad omen (7/8)
    +129 acres: to razekill Enough is enough (7/8)
    +121 acres: a ghetto lets move on (5/3)
    +38 acres: and herd in the cattle (1/1)
    -130 acres: by their balls instead (4/4)
    -139 acres: become contested We (1/1)
    -157 acres: women Who is this kingdom (9/7)
    -168 acres: the fighting We rape we (4/5)
    -226 acres: Let it be known to all (4/5)
    -355 acres: The uncontested will (3/6)
    -425 acres: A new age dawns upon us (5/6)
    -501 acres: and we suit up for battle (0/4)
    -1413 acres: this be the one No its (7/12)
    -2300 acres: We put our pimp gloves on (14/24)
    -2473 acres: pillage and steal your (5/18)
    -3248 acres: this battle uphill so lets (2/17)
    -5392 acres: but no one is biting We (9/37)

    The Kingdom of Fury of Absalom

    Total acres exchanged: -7056 acres (183/215)
    +10424 acres: Anonymous province (39/0)
    +2885 acres: Fold (22/0)
    +1004 acres: Ace in the Hole (5/0)
    +873 acres: Post Oak (6/2)
    +756 acres: TwoPlusTwo (5/0)
    +624 acres: Pocket Rockets (6/0)
    +546 acres: Backdoor (4/1)
    +92 acres: Superturbo (8/5)
    +36 acres: Splash the pot (3/2)
    -723 acres: Rainbow (0/2)
    -733 acres: webcam poker (8/11)
    -895 acres: Pokerstars (4/6)
    -1131 acres: Pot Committed (4/8)
    -1152 acres: Biggest Pot Ever (4/14)
    -1947 acres: Railbird (7/15)
    -2031 acres: Dead Mans Hand (12/33)
    -2177 acres: The Doyle Brunson (6/13)
    -2570 acres: Under The Gun (12/22)
    -3322 acres: third man walking (8/28)
    -3354 acres: Kitty (10/25)
    -4261 acres: Dirty Stack (10/28)

    Comments:

    Wannes of Insolence made the following comment:

    Congrats to Fury on improving their skill compared to last age, this new Fury definitely is worth fighting! Also alot of cuddos and waffles to my Jews for giving prime activity,
    Great job boyz.

    Fury of Absalom declined to comment.
    Last edited by Mad_Scottish; 14-12-2011 at 13:34.

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    Interesting. Its fun to watch since Simians warred both of them earlier this age.

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    hmmmm.
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    GJ Fury.

    Wannes Kudos to your team as well

    /me humps Skrazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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    Great war Skraz.

    What a funny series of events leading up to that war.

    edit: hostile summaries for the suck.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Anri View Post
    Interesting. Its fun to watch since Simians warred both of them earlier this age.

    GG to both KDs!! <3
    its not all about you anri :-P
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    odd.. Sanctuary and Inso, then Fury interfere due to a Gossip? what a non-sense.. Insolence got played in ABS game.. :P

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    handym@n - i think youll find that even inso agrees nothing was nonsense with us and them having this war, we were above board the entire time - ask them yourself if you want to confirm this


    thanks helluva, livewire, wannes etc for a fun war
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    The order of whats written is slightly off.
    We (Inso) prepared a wave, obviously Absalom noticed as well and Fury converted for this.
    Rather than hitting Fury (which is what Absalom expected), we hit Sanctuary. Due to their unpumped and unprepared state + 150+mil GC on cow they where unable to give relations before their cow would be trained.
    Fury somewhat (if you can call it that) 'interfered' by exposing thieves on some of our provinces the same hour we started hitting Sanctuary. It stopped after we told them to back off as we had already started hitting Sanctuary.
    Sanctuary didn't want war so we CF-ed and Fury started hitting. This then led to this war.

    GG Fury, your performance was alot better than last age (with I fought you with Dreams)
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    Skraz is correct. We didn't get caught up in any alliance BS. In fact, I think the entire time our kingdom (out of the three) was the only to have complete information :-)

    Oh and we rarely NS'd the bank. We FB'd it. We NS'd their top offense down. NS rox ^^.

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    yeah much better performance from fury and good work guys

    /me huggles tonya

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    hi prot <3

    /me hugs mad_scottish
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    Quote Originally Posted by Handym@n View Post
    odd.. Sanctuary and Inso, then Fury interfere due to a Gossip? what a non-sense.. Insolence got played in ABS game.. :P
    abs doesnt do that kthx

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    goodjob fury!

    /me hugs elayne

    opsy, sorry elihn. hehe

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    Well done Fury, and looks like inzzo played well so good and fun war. Sweet banner too

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