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    UF NEWS: Simians v BIO: Another conflict

    Reporters Note: This is going to be a longer article because there is a lot of other communications that took place in the lead up to the war that I wanted to add to the article.

    Before war broke out between BIO and Simians, BIO were in the process of waving Myrmidons with an intention to war them.

    Summary of BIO hostile with Myrmidons

    Total Attacks Made: 28 (3798 acres)
    -- Traditional March: 20 (3754 acres)
    -- Conquest: 1 (44 acres)
    -- Failed Attacks: 7 (25% failure)

    Prior to waving Myrmidons, one of the Faeries in BIO noticed that a province in Simians had 9M gold lying around so the Faery proceeded to rob 3M of that gc to fund a dragon to Myrmidons (though BIO quickly realized that Myrmidons were slightly out of range).

    Shortly thereafter, Myrmidons started to bombard with ops, blanketing BIO's provinces with MS. Myrmidons did not retal and tried to contact the leadership of BIO to negotiate talks. However, due to miscommunication they messaged a nick on IRC that was idle for almost 18h. In response, they sent an ingame message saying that BIO were purposely ignoring them and would retaliate with ops on them.

    Meanwhile, some 10 hours later, the leadership of Simians contacted BIO asking why they stole their gc. An interesting conversation proceeded which instigated Simians to start an Emerald dragon targeting BIO on July 24th, YR5 followed by a full wave on January 1st, YR6.

    [01:13] hello baka
    [01:14] you been spotted walking over our lands
    [01:14] stealing ****
    [01:14] and scouting
    [01:14] its an war-offer?
    [01:14] Or what?
    [01:14] Because we had in mind to hit another target
    [01:14] if you want war, we rebuild asap
    [01:14] to something more suitable
    [01:14] so let us know
    [01:15] * Anri slaps baka
    [01:15] ?
    [01:16] You are spotted in our lands!
    [01:16] you had a guy
    [01:16] with 9M gc
    [01:16] and no tpa
    [01:16] so what?
    [01:16] so we steal it to fund our dragon
    [01:16]
    [01:16] we just came into fort stance and had 3 wars in a row
    [01:16] ic
    [01:16] we're in hostile
    [01:16] and needed gc for dragon
    [01:16] with who?
    [01[01:16] Myrmidons
    [01:17] so you steal from us?
    [01:17] if ur hostile to someone you cant steal from us
    [01:17] then you get doubled
    [01:17] ok
    [01:17] so stay the **** out
    [01:17] it will make my life more simple and ur life way more simple
    [01:18] we wont care if we double BiO what so ever since u steal from us
    [01:18] so dont know what you are trying to do really here
    [01:19] we stole
    [01:19] before we were hostile
    [01:19] lol
    [01:19] don't threaten to double us
    [01:19] if you're not going to do it
    [01:19]
    [01:19] i do wtf i want baka
    [01:19] okay
    [01:19] then double
    [01:19]
    [01:19] if i wanna double you this hour i will do it
    [01:19] yay
    [01:19] ur piece of **** KD
    [01:19] looking forward to it
    [01:19] go die
    [01:19] thanks!
    [01:19] no ty
    [01:20] thanks for the gc btw
    [01:20] good show losing that bank again nub
    [01:20] enjoyed watching it
    [01:20] your KD will die this age
    [01:20] mark my words
    [01:21] cant fw jump this time
    [01:21] bye ****er
    [01:23] ok
    [01:23] see you in an hour
    [01:23] thanks for gc
    [01:23] anymore?
    [01:23] we'll help you use it
    [01:24] i will help you lose some acres very soon
    [01:24] u seem fat
    [01:24] yes, c ya in 1h!
    [01:26] k
    [01:26] let me rob some gc first
    [01:26] brb

    According to Simians, BIO had been taking gc from anyone that had not logged 1st hour of fortified after their war with Fluffylicious. Simians were not really ready due to the three wars they had had in quick succession. However, as you can see from the logs above, Anri had told Baka that stealing gc is not accepted and Simians would "rape" BIO for acres. After the wave from Simians, BIO pushed the button:

    February 2 of YR5 We have declared WAR on SIMIANS HOSTILE BIO!

    BIO were feeling confident that before the war had started they had it won because they had the clear t/m advantage. They opted to chain two of Simians faeries first to remove their t/m abilities. Then BIO decided to split Simians down the middle causing a huge NW rift in which they had guys at 4k+ acres at the top, 2 faeries at 2k+ acres in the middle and the rest of the Orcs sitting around 1-2k acres on the bottom. Whenever BIO felt like they needed acres during the war, they would do a full NS run which killed around 25k troops and heavy chained their target province to ~600 acres.

    During the whole war BIO kept MS/Greed/Chastity on the top provinces of Simians so they couldn't run away with high peasants. BIO sent 2 Ruby dragons, mostly funded by the bank but they let one Orc Merchant in Simians grow so they could steal gcs from him. Simians were able to break the BIOs bank twice but the bank still achieved a positive acre count.

    Simians confessed to having underestimated both BiOs activity and power to op their provinces. Without WTs and any decent tpa Simians were overrun and they accepted that they had made a mistake by making weak waves in order to achieve max gains. At one stage of the war Simians were 7k+ acres up and as war proceeded the NS from BIO had put the attackers of Simians on their knees and it was just a matter of time before BIO would recover the lost acres and start to outgain Simians.

    Simians had sent a ruby dragon in the hope that the bank province and the rest of BIO would slay it so that it may open the bank enough for Simians to break it. This worked as once the bank had armies home the dragon was killed. Simians took fresh intel and got their Faeries online to do an NM run on the bank with the orcs working on NS. With the aid of soldiers the largest orc of Simians was able to break the defences of the bank.

    An unknown province from SIMIANS WAR BIO captured 363 acres of land from Wai Yu Shao Ting.

    This led Simians to believe that they may be able to turn the tide of the war since breaking down the bank would give them a lot of acres and ruin BIO's economy.
    At the same time as their second orc broke the bank Simians received a ruby dragon from BIO.

    April 2 of YR5 An unknown province from SIMIANS WAR BIO captured 348 acres of land from Wai Yu Shao Ting.

    April 2 of YR5 A Ruby Dragon from Bring It On has begun ravaging our lands!

    With a ruby dragon on them, it put the final nail in the coffin for Simians so they decided on a good hour to WD.

    April 11 of YR5 SIMIANS WAR BIO has withdrawn from war. Our people rejoice at our victory!

    In the EoW cf period a real CF was made between the kingdoms as neither KD wanted to war each other over again.

    SUMMARIES:

    Hostile Summary from BIO

    Total Attacks Made: 3 (286 acres)
    -- Traditional March: 3 (286 acres)
    Total Attacks Suffered: 23 (3155 acres)
    -- Traditional March: 23 (3155 acres)

    The Kingdom of BIO

    Total acres exchanged: -2869 acres (3/23)
    +286 acres: Anonymous province (3/0)
    -79 acres: No Bai Dam Thing (0/1)
    -124 acres: Moon Lan Ding (0/1)
    -127 acres: No Pah King (0/2)
    -178 acres: Ai So Hai (0/1)
    -186 acres: Ah Pix Bo Ken Hawt (0/1)
    -228 acres: Miso Bit Chi (0/2)
    -233 acres: Ai Bang Yu Waip (0/2)
    -238 acres: Yu So Dum (0/1)
    -324 acres: Hia Dei Kum (0/1)
    -345 acres: Wun Fat Gai (0/2)
    -351 acres: Tai Ne Bae Be (0/4)
    -358 acres: Wai Yu Sing Dum Song (0/2)
    -384 acres: Ai Bang Mai Ni (0/3)

    The Kingdom of Simians

    Total acres exchanged: +2869 acres (23/3)
    +2979 acres: Anonymous province (20/0)
    +121 acres: DEA (2/0)
    +55 acres: ISA (1/0)
    -286 acres: JCF (0/3)

    Hostile Summary from Simians

    Total Attacks Made: 23 (3155 acres)
    -- Traditional March: 23 (3155 acres)
    Total Attacks Suffered: 3 (286 acres)
    -- Traditional March: 3 (286 acres)

    The Kingdom of Simians

    Total acres exchanged: +2869 acres (23/3)
    +2979 acres: Anonymous province (20/0)
    +121 acres: DEA (2/0)
    +55 acres: ISA (1/0)
    -286 acres: JCF (0/3)

    The Kingdom of BIO

    Total acres exchanged: -2869 acres (3/23)
    +286 acres: Anonymous province (3/0)
    -79 acres: No Bai Dam Thing (0/1)
    -124 acres: Moon Lan Ding (0/1)
    -127 acres: No Pah King (0/2)
    -178 acres: Ai So Hai (0/1)
    -186 acres: Ah Pix Bo Ken Hawt (0/1)
    -228 acres: Miso Bit Chi (0/2)
    -233 acres: Ai Bang Yu Waip (0/2)
    -238 acres: Yu So Dum (0/1)
    -324 acres: Hia Dei Kum (0/1)
    -345 acres: Wun Fat Gai (0/2)
    -351 acres: Tai Ne Bae Be (0/4)
    -358 acres: Wai Yu Sing Dum Song (0/2)
    -384 acres: Ai Bang Mai Ni (0/3)

    War Summary from BIO

    Total Attacks Made: 305 (29205 acres)
    -- Traditional March: 269 (27826 acres)
    -- Ambush: 16 (1379 acres)
    -- Failed Attacks: 20 (6.6% failure)
    Total Attacks Suffered: 249 (24847 acres)
    -- Traditional March: 225 (24310 acres)
    -- Ambush: 7 (521 acres)
    -- Raze: 1 (16 acres)
    -- Massacres: 11 (62480 people)
    -- Failed Attacks: 5 (2% failure)

    The Kingdom of BIO

    Total acres exchanged: +4358 acres (305/249)
    +3101 acres: Anonymous province (25/0)
    +1055 acres: Ai Bang Yu Waip (11/13)
    +826 acres: Wai Yu Shao Ting (14/2)
    +685 acres: Hia Dei Kum (12/3)
    +676 acres: No Bai Dam Thing (14/10)
    +613 acres: Dum Dum Wa King (17/10)
    +588 acres: Lei Ying Lo (13/1)
    +587 acres: Yu Stin Ki Pu (11/0)
    +581 acres: Miso Lei Zee (10/2)
    +561 acres: No Pah King (15/6)
    +503 acres: Yu So Dum (14/2)
    +449 acres: Wai Yu So Tan (12/7)
    +393 acres: Tai Ni Po Ni (11/5)
    +123 acres: Wai Lai Nee Doh (4/0)
    +119 acres: Ai So Hai (13/7)
    +98 acres: Moon Lan Ding (12/9)
    -23 acres: Hu Yu Hai Ding (3/1)
    -98 acres: Kum Hia Nao (14/10)
    -192 acres: Tai Ne Bae Be (13/11)
    -439 acres: Miso Bit Chi (9/11)
    -441 acres: Ah Pix Bo Ken Hawt (10/11)
    -498 acres: Lei Lo (1/4)
    -727 acres: Wai Yu Sing Dum Song (13/25)
    -900 acres: Ai Bang Mai Ni (10/26)
    -1533 acres: Wun Fat Gai (10/40)
    -1749 acres: Ye Low Smai Lee (14/32)

    The Kingdom of Simians

    Total acres exchanged: -4374 acres (248/305)
    +10474 acres: Anonymous province (71/0)
    +796 acres: ICAC (9/0)
    +791 acres: ISA (11/0)
    +636 acres: FCC (6/0)
    +630 acres: EPA (6/4)
    +568 acres: MI6 (8/0)
    +535 acres: IRS (5/0)
    +378 acres: KGB (7/0)
    +297 acres: MIB (3/2)
    +225 acres: NSA (7/3)
    +136 acres: JCF (14/34)
    -263 acres: FBI (0/3)
    -265 acres: TSA (7/8)
    -340 acres: ISI (12/15)
    -659 acres: AIVD (1/4)
    -660 acres: MOSSAD (17/22)
    -715 acres: MOD (12/20)
    -882 acres: NID (0/4)
    -976 acres: BND (10/14)
    -1018 acres: ATF (0/6)
    -1131 acres: CSIS (9/24)
    -1145 acres: OSS (0/9)
    -1520 acres: CIA (0/12)
    -3155 acres: DEA (13/55)
    -3471 acres: PIDE (17/36)
    -3640 acres: ANVISA (3/30)

    War Summary from Simians

    Total Attacks Made: 248 (27130 acres)
    -- Traditional March: 223 (26297 acres)
    -- Conquest: 2 (312 acres)
    -- Ambush: 7 (521 acres)
    -- Massacres: 11 (31240 people)
    -- Failed Attacks: 5 (2% failure)
    Total Attacks Suffered: 305 (26783 acres)
    -- Traditional March: 269 (25404 acres)
    -- Ambush: 16 (1379 acres)
    -- Failed Attacks: 20 (6.6% failure)

    The Kingdom of Simians

    Total acres exchanged: +347 acres (248/305)
    +11476 acres: Anonymous province (71/0)
    +874 acres: ICAC (9/0)
    +867 acres: ISA (11/0)
    +732 acres: EPA (6/4)
    +683 acres: FCC (6/0)
    +620 acres: MI6 (8/0)
    +587 acres: IRS (5/0)
    +412 acres: KGB (7/0)
    +353 acres: MIB (3/2)
    +260 acres: NSA (7/3)
    +257 acres: JCF (14/34)
    -138 acres: TSA (7/8)
    -156 acres: ISI (12/15)
    -240 acres: FBI (0/3)
    -376 acres: MOSSAD (17/22)
    -477 acres: MOD (12/20)
    -601 acres: AIVD (1/4)
    -671 acres: BND (10/14)
    -804 acres: NID (0/4)
    -928 acres: ATF (0/6)
    -950 acres: CSIS (9/24)
    -1046 acres: OSS (0/9)
    -1386 acres: CIA (0/12)
    -2695 acres: DEA (13/55)
    -3046 acres: PIDE (17/36)
    -3260 acres: ANVISA (3/30)

    The Kingdom of BIO

    Total acres exchanged: -347 acres (305/248)
    +2854 acres: Anonymous province (25/0)
    +766 acres: Ai Bang Yu Waip (11/13)
    +619 acres: Wai Yu Shao Ting (14/3)
    +537 acres: Yu Stin Ki Pu (11/0)
    +526 acres: Hia Dei Kum (12/3)
    +491 acres: Lei Ying Lo (13/1)
    +441 acres: Miso Lei Zee (10/2)
    +432 acres: No Bai Dam Thing (14/10)
    +405 acres: Dum Dum Wa King (17/10)
    +395 acres: Yu So Dum (14/2)
    +363 acres: No Pah King (15/6)
    +223 acres: Tai Ni Po Ni (11/5)
    +127 acres: Wai Yu So Tan (12/7)
    +113 acres: Wai Lai Nee Doh (4/0)
    -23 acres: Ai So Hai (13/7)
    -38 acres: Hu Yu Hai Ding (3/1)
    -132 acres: Moon Lan Ding (12/9)
    -306 acres: Kum Hia Nao (14/10)
    -385 acres: Tai Ne Bae Be (13/11)
    -553 acres: Lei Lo (1/4)
    -612 acres: Ah Pix Bo Ken Hawt (10/11)
    -631 acres: Miso Bit Chi (9/10)
    -947 acres: Wai Yu Sing Dum Song (13/25)
    -1087 acres: Ai Bang Mai Ni (10/26)
    -1801 acres: Wun Fat Gai (10/40)
    -2124 acres: Ye Low Smai Lee (14/32)

    Comments:

    Magic, a BiO council member made the following comment:

    Thank you, come again!

    Anri of Simians made the following comment:

    Bad move/wave by Simians. At least we broke Bakas bank! haha ;-)
    Last edited by Mad_Scottish; 14-12-2011 at 19:46.

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    Nice war

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    I love to see it. Good work BiO. LBugz

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    Love the conversation that started the war, adds some extra depth for us! Thanks Maddy.

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    nicely done bio, congrats and all that jazz

    i especially love it after the threats by anri were laughed off and he got all upset... i have wonderful mental images of toddlers throwing tantrums from that conversation :P never met you baka, but <3 your style

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    Thanks for the article! To be honest we were expecting to be down 5k+ acres by min time with the option to continue war after rebuild.

    Time and again simians shows that they are shortsighted on how they manage their acres (see fury war, although fury technically 'lost' they came out much stronger due to proper kd acre management and chose to wd mainly because of this).

    We saw this going in and planned on a long term war.
    Things worked out but we definitely did not go in over confident, simians just didn't meet expectations.

    Must say, Orc clerics are a pretty hardy bunch, I was pretty impressed with their resilience

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    Hey guys, great article and Bio thanks for the interesting war. Besides the drama it was a great war, first war where TMs were focused and disabled. Great strategy Bio.

    I am one of the newest members of Simians and although we may have gotten hot headed I think its a bad move to steal from KDs at war. Hopefully some people learn their lessons and maybe not calling other KD mates names

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    it all started on a 9million gc..

    Quote Originally Posted by Zyva View Post
    I am one of the newest members of Simians and although we may have gotten hot headed I think its a bad move to steal from KDs at war. Hopefully some people learn their lessons and maybe not calling other KD mates names
    what do you mean youre at war when we stole those gcs? is there a fortified stance during war????? hihi

    anyways.. well fought Simians, love the attitude..


    P.S.. because of this war, i had my first ever suspension in uto history
    Last edited by Handym@n; 14-12-2011 at 19:37. Reason: lack

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    Quote Originally Posted by Meeni View Post

    Time and again simians shows that they are shortsighted on how they manage their acres (see fury war, although fury technically 'lost' they came out much stronger due to proper kd acre management and chose to wd mainly because of this).

    We saw this going in and planned on a long term war.
    Things worked out but we definitely did not go in over confident, simians just didn't meet expectations.
    Not quite sure why you feel the need to talk sh*t there Meeni...Neither kd really gained anything from this war/hostile. Congrats on the WW...next time anri won't be running the war

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    Handym@n: We never stated that we were AT war when the gold was stolen. The point was: If you claim to be in hostile and don't want us to op/hit you, then don't be seen in our papers.

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    chuck let me let me let me let me lead the war next time..

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    stealing doesnt give relations to a KD.. why op us? ohhh, maybe greed, storm or explosions maybe? ahm kidnapp?.. hehehe.. its your own fault, stacking some gcs like that? if you dont want to get robbed, then stack it somewhere else safe.. plus, were just in hostile, so we stealing is still legal at anypoint,right? its another story when that happen when were already in war with some other KD..

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    kudos to both kds.

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    This is probably the funniest war article i've read. I really liked the background to the war, esp. the convo between anri and baka. Very well done, mad_scottish, and well done to the kds as well.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chuck View Post
    Not quite sure why you feel the need to talk sh*t there Meeni...Neither kd really gained anything from this war/hostile. Congrats on the WW...next time anri won't be running the war
    It's more aimed toward constructive criticism because last time we fought a couple of ages ago you made the same mistakes. After all, getting challenged by good strategy is far more interesting than an easy war. Splitting up the kd like that is pretty much recipe for failure.

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