Nobles, being an old kingdom with 5 new players this age decided the time had arrived to test thier hitting power and to have a strain put on them. Being fully aware of thier capabilities Nobles put Silly Cats in the firing line.
Hostilities begin with Nobles unleashing an massacre wave with a few traditional marches aimed mostly at thier halflings and grabbing some land from a few avians that had armies home putting the meter at 14 then stopping all hits until declaration. The Silly Cats being a couple of hitters down to holiday innactivity responded with a slightly more ferocious massacre wave of thier own targeting thier human A/t with armies home with the intention of killing off elites.
After dicussions between the two Kings, the cats monarch relizing that they were not going to get the button, deciding to 'show this KD how it is done', the Cats provided it by doing three land hits then waited for the inevitable.
February 6 of yr 6: We have declared WAR on Ghetto Sills Can Have Warar
First off for both Kingdoms was the release of dragons, Nobles sending emerald, Cats sending Ruby. The Cats struck first by chaining one of the Orcs with army home. Nobles began thier campain by putting semi-chains on lower-middle range avains to overpop them and drop thier defence specs and networth to make it easier for thier orcs that were chained down to recover, at the same time waiting for the Cats Elfs and Halflings to send thier armies out and begin deep chains on them. As the Cats Avians were keeping good pace with the Orcs despite suffering an emerald dragon and the +30% orc gain bonus were out gaining Nobles orcs. Because of this the Cats felt no need to send out elf and halfling forces and had them sit back and begin nightstriking high offence targets while keep all suitable duration spells on the enemy the entire war.
Nobles, after slaying thier first dragon promptly recieved a second ruby and deciding that the enemies hybrid attackers were not suitable targets started on semi-chains on the Cats humans and dwarfs to slow thier acre gain. Meanwhile the Cats decided to keep the emerald dragon on them as they thought the waiting ruby would hurt them more, while they kept at the orcs with semi and deep chaining prefered targets and with superior opping power secured the economy advantage while shelling certain certain targets leaving them with low defence and high acres preparing to chain them after min time, expecting Nobles to stay in the fight because acres were quite equal allthough opening a 400-500k networth gap at min time.
After deciding they were still in fairly good shape and not wanting a 2 week war decided to pull out at min time and hand the Cats a well deserved victory.
April 6 of yr 6 Unable to achive victory, our kingdom has withdrawn from war with Ghetto Sills Can Has Warar. Our failed war has finnaly ended
Paper provided by Cats Monarch. Individual uniques not shown at request of monarch.
Included the 3 hits pre-war to give them the button.
For the period of February 3 of YR6 to April 6 of YR6 (52 hours)
-- By UPCF [0.99c] http://www.k3ltic.com/utopia/prince
** Summary **
Total Attacks Made: 192 (14770 acres)
-- Traditional March: 166 (14127 acres)
-- Conquest: 1 (38 acres)
-- Ambush: 12 (605 acres)
-- Massacres: 10 (12055 people)
-- Failed Attacks: 3 (1.6% failure)
Total Attacks Suffered: 165 (13012 acres)
-- Traditional March: 160 (12878 acres)
-- Ambush: 2 (134 acres)
-- Failed Attacks: 3 (1.8% failure)
The Kingdom of (Silly Cats)
Total acres exchanged: +1758 acres (192/165)
+996 acres: Innsmouth (11/1)
+567 acres: Alcoholocaust Association (8/1)
+510 acres: This is a lighthouse (15/8)
+477 acres: Learn To Swim (11/1)
+340 acres: 2 Fast 2 Furious (10/4)
+327 acres: Spartan Returns (4/1)
+145 acres: Banana (1/0)
+67 acres: Death from above (8/7)
+43 acres: DearGod pls make my farm grow (15/16)
+37 acres: gongsikjukinkimchiahgigoyangyi (10/6)
+13 acres: OMGiamAWESOME (2/0)
+3 acres: Fubar (22/21)
+0 acres: DANGER Dinosaur Area KEEP OUT (4/0)
+0 acres: StealingYourWomen (4/0)
-35 acres: The Horse Whiskeyer (9/10)
-60 acres: your favorite nuclear giraffe (0/1)
-112 acres: Stop staring at me like that (0/1)
-306 acres: 2Fast4You (11/13)
-344 acres: Monkey D Dragon (19/28)
-422 acres: I want to be Undead (20/28)
-488 acres: The Big Bad Wolf (8/18)
The Kingdom of (Nobles)
Total acres exchanged: -1758 acres (165/192)
+665 acres: Noble Kingsland XXIV (8/0)
+600 acres: Noble Freak (8/1)
+475 acres: The Noble VII (4/0)
+462 acres: Steinbeisser (8/5)
+425 acres: Noble LfR (7/1)
+337 acres: Noble Nineteen (5/1)
+316 acres: Noble Lady (6/0)
+277 acres: Noble Backpack I (7/2)
+240 acres: Noble Thug (10/6)
-33 acres: Noble As If (11/11)
-67 acres: Noble Kitty III (9/12)
-211 acres: Noble Pie II (9/8)
-258 acres: Noble Cold (8/10)
-282 acres: Noble Epicness V (4/5)
-333 acres: Noble Discharge (4/8)
-419 acres: Noble Taylor (5/7)
-553 acres: Noble Dinosaur XXII (12/25)
-567 acres: Noble AZZZ (9/23)
-598 acres: Noble Winglord (7/16)
-715 acres: Noble Rebel XVI (6/19)
-744 acres: Noble Indomitable (10/19)
-775 acres: Noble Phoenix (8/13)
For the period of February 3 of YR6 to April 6 of YR6 (52 hours)
-- By UPCF [0.99c] http://www.k3ltic.com/utopia/prince/
** Unique Summary of (Silly Cats) **
Total Unique Made: 81
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** Unique Summary of (Nobles) **
Total Unique Made: 87
Comments:
Nobles monarch gave these responses...
"It was a well fought war, they challenged us and came away with the win. We are trying to learn from it and hopefully will have some fun encounters with them again in the future.
to add a big thanks you to all our team over at The Nobles, been along time coming guys but its finally turning the corner. and to nineteen who translates and manages all my sh@t for the guys while i sleep and party couldn't do it with out you buddy thanks
and to the Silly Pink awesome guys thanks for all the advice and support,truly Utopian legends"
The monarch of the Silly Cats signed off with this...
"Is christmas time, the Sillies wishes everyone a christmas full of Sill and potato!"
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