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    Lol simians are so bad at utopia

    Keep in mind i'm a faery who got stuck in war for 5 weeks and tripled my size. So with my powerful 2.8 wpa + 40% science, here is what happened.

    [Wed 16:08:35] <KingRealest> Your wizards gather 9,129 runes and begin casting, and the spell succeeds. Meteors will rain across the lands of ICAC (##:##) for 6 days.
    [Wed 16:08:39] <KingRealest> Your wizards gather 9,129 runes and begin casting, and the spell succeeds. Meteors will rain across the lands of KGB (##:##) for 8 days.
    [Wed 16:08:42] <KingRealest> Your wizards gather 9,129 runes and begin casting, and the spell succeeds. Meteors will rain across the lands of ISA (##:##) for 6 days.
    [Wed 16:08:48] <KingRealest> Your wizards gather 9,129 runes and begin casting, and the spell succeeds. Meteors will rain across the lands of NSA (##:##) for 8 days.
    [Wed 16:08:52] <KingRealest> Your wizards gather 9,129 runes and begin casting, and the spell succeeds. Meteors will rain across the lands of FBI (##:##) for 6 days.
    [Wed 16:09:06] <KingRealest> Your wizards gather 9,129 runes and begin casting, and the spell succeeds. Meteors will rain across the lands of MIB (##:##) for 6 days.
    [Wed 16:09:21] <KingRealest> Your wizards gather 9,129 runes and begin casting, and the spell succeeds. Meteors will rain across the lands of AIVD (##:##) for 10 days.
    [Wed 16:09:44] <KingRealest> Your wizards gather 9,129 runes and begin casting, and the spell succeeds. Meteors will rain across the lands of FCC (##:##) for 6 days.
    [Wed 16:10:07] <KingRealest> Your wizards gather 9,129 runes and begin casting, and the spell succeeds. Meteors will rain across the lands of MI6 (##:##) for 7 days.
    [Wed 16:10:25] <KingRealest> Your wizards gather 9,129 runes and begin casting, and the spell succeeds. Meteors will rain across the lands of MOSSAD (##:##) for 10 days.
    [Wed 16:10:53] <KingRealest> Your wizards gather 9,129 runes and begin casting, and the spell succeeds. Meteors will rain across the lands of EPA (##:##) for 5 days.
    [Wed 16:11:08] <KingRealest> Your wizards gather 9,129 runes and begin casting, and the spell succeeds. Meteors will rain across the lands of BND (##:##) for 6 days.
    [Wed 16:11:40] <KingRealest> Your wizards gather 9,129 runes and begin casting, and the spell succeeds. Meteors will rain across the lands of TSA (##:##) for 7 days.
    [Wed 16:12:24] <KingRealest> Your wizards gather 9,129 runes and begin casting, and the spell succeeds. Meteors will rain across the lands of IRS (##:##) for 5 days.
    [Wed 16:12:49] <KingRealest> Your wizards gather 9,129 runes and begin casting, and the spell succeeds. Meteors will rain across the lands of PIDE (##:##) for 7 days.

    But it gets better!

    [Wed 18:08:36] <KingRealest> !bpa [Simians]
    [Wed 18:08:38] <Trollfag> 1.BND465.72(), 2.AIVD425.33(OR), 3.OSS374.30(FA), 4.MOSSAD342.58(OR), 5.TSA340.77(), 6.FBI334.14(OR), 7.PIDE308.06(), 8.ISA259.63(OR), 9.KGB245.45(OR),

    Gonna fill in the rest and let you know. But again, let me stress. I've been in war for 5 weeks. And I have more science than them. BPA: 509.

    Oh man, now I see why they want our money so bad. LOL.

    Simians, "t10 kd" waiting to get farmed.

    I'm not even mad, I'm very amused. Finally someone offered themselves to be f---ed in the t10, and give us something to do. I have nothing to play for except watch these babies cry.
    Last edited by Palem; 29-12-2011 at 04:09. Reason: f-dash-dash-dash word
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    Of course us poor simians require your esteemed moneylending services Realest! we've only had 4 wars and horrible economies throughout all of them! Meanwhile you can afford to stack gc and run active science after the 2nd week of your "war"! Its more like a pump really, don't know why you feel so proud about beating poor apes...

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    yes we are tottal gheto
    go go declere us we want an eoa war with you guys :D

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    A Faery put meteors on Orcs!!??!!??

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    Anything below 500 BPA for any top 10 kd this late is pretty bad. I don't care how many wars you've had. I've had a few wars myself, and been in fortified for half the time OOW and still have 600 BPA.
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    You're also a dwarf merchant, what's your point? Anyone can run full science in fortified as dwarf merchant, its practically a no brainer.

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    Sci is capped at active in fortified, which is a crap level to have sci on for any race setup.
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    yeah, and orc clerics can't even afford to run active if they want to have income, so your point is rather dull.
    Full science means active, by the way.
    Last edited by Jevouse; 29-12-2011 at 02:03.

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    oh no i got ms ahhhhhh my age is over. i will need a hard fought 5 week war with 200 acre provinces to recover.

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    Simians are pro. Enuff said. 500 bpa aint **** for them. They got Anri.

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    is that an excuse from simians for their ineptitude?

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    anri alone can fight thousands of provinces in utopia. he is like gerard Butler aka King Leonidas in "300". he can win!

    Spartian! ROFL!

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    Quote Originally Posted by golfer44vip View Post
    A Faery put meteors on Orcs!!??!!??
    I lol'ed :D

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    Lol. I'm pretty sure meteor showers on anyone doesn't really become a big deal till you can't get your offense/leets out. Other wises it's pretty useless the majority of the time.

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    do the math on how much you lose over the course of a 12+ hour MS.

    i've had it total like 3k peasants, 1200 specs and 1200 elites.

    (hurts worse on halflings since you will have elites home even with army out)

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