BIO Bounces To Victory Against Perversion HaJ
After the Christmas and New Year period BIO was looking for war and found Perversion Haj close enough in range(Perversion being 200k larger in NW) and proceeded with a 14 hit massacre wave. Realizing that Perversions Elf sages might become a threat as the war went on they decided to bounce wave them by sending 50% of the required offence to break and utterly destroyed these targets armies, some lossing over 50% of thier NW. They later moved on to thier Halfers to bounce wave without moving the hostile meter at all with these bounce hits. Meanwhile Perversion retalled with massacres of thier own with both sides never giving the button. Later on and not knowing there was a glitch with decay at the time, BIO hit with a massacre which gave the button to Perversion.
February 16 of YR9 We have declared WAR on BiO HOSTILE!
With both sides having started ruby dragons Perversion got thiers out the same tick as they declared while BIO sent there's 22hrs later and Perversion decided to keep their one on them for 5days.
After giving up the button BIO quickly scrambled to gain some incoming land asap targeting the elfs mostly but the chains on the elfs failed as they easily land lusted 80+acres the same tick and due to the scrammbling of attacks ended up having varied return times which became a problem for some time. Meanwhile Perversion started the war by chaining high offence targets, one of which the owner logged in drunk and instead of 4x ambushing, ended up trad marching a KD mate for 452acres and with only 30-40acres incoming was quickly chained down and out of the war. BIO's 2nd wave didnt go much better with a province bouncing and he quickly got chained down then he accidently released all of his elites.
The next day Perversion continued chaining while throwing in massacres on high TPA targets. With thier luck not changing BIO's third wave provided more problems with the player who bounced in thier previous wave started province sitting for another player then 4hrs later ending up in jail for 16hrs after a bar fight and both provinces quickly being chained down during this time.
Perversion at this stage were doing a great job of keeping MS and greed blankets up and continued this the entire war also catching a few people with storms when NB was not up. They used night striking on chain targets and high defence targets mostly. Around day 3-4 BIO, with costly mistakes and not the best activity after the holiday period considered a WD but pushed on after having most provinces hold armies for up to 7hrs to coordinate nightmare and nightstrike runs before deep chaining provinces one at a time. They couldnt deep chain more than one at a time due to NW gaps. With this stratergy working well they decided to continue with the war.
On the 4th day Perversion sent their second ruby to BIO after cancelling and restarting for the cheaper costs as NW dropped on both sides and continued doing this though not sending another dragon for the duration of the war. With BIO continuing with deep chaining while Perversion having the econ advantage also started using thier 5 unbreakable halfers to start massacring BIO's faeries, completly desroying one of them, continuing with these massacres till the end of the war.
After 6days with BIO having a solid core of mid size NW attackers and Perversion being split high-low in NW and having gained over 11k and still having very good honor switched to max gains the last day in preparation for a withdraw.
March 3 of YR10 Unable to achieve victory, our Kingdom has withdrawn from war with BiO at War. Our failed war has finally ended!
Hostile summary from Perversion HaJ
For the period of July 23 of YR8 to February 15 of YR9 (41 hours)
-- By UPCF [0.99c] http://www.k3ltic.com/utopia/prince
** Summary **
Total Attacks Made: 19 (0 acres)
-- Massacres: 15 (27596 people)
-- Failed Attacks: 4 (21.1% failure)
Total Attacks Suffered: 159 (4921 acres)
-- Traditional March: 21 (4921 acres)
-- Massacres: 17 (52138 people)
-- Failed Attacks: 121 (76.1% failure)
The Kingdom of Perversion HaJ
Total acres exchanged: -4921 acres (19/159)
+0 acres: REPROVE SIN (6/0)
+0 acres: 2 river opens (1/0)
+0 acres: i serve porn (2/0)
+0 acres: seven prior (1/0)
+0 acres: sire proven (1/0)
+0 acres: viper snore (0/12)
+0 acres: ever sin pro (0/1)
+0 acres: vein ropers (1/0)
+0 acres: penis rover (2/0)
+0 acres: ever is porn (1/0)
+0 acres: 1 rivers open (1/0)
+0 acres: revise porn (0/1)
-120 acres: spine rover (2/1)
-141 acres: poser rev in (0/1)
-236 acres: open rivers (0/1)
-384 acres: serve i porn (0/1)
-485 acres: riven prose (0/3)
-531 acres: sniper over (0/76)
-540 acres: servo rep in (0/7)
-602 acres: ever rips on (1/5)
-911 acres: nerves i pro (0/41)
-971 acres: no server pi (0/9)
The Kingdom of BIO
Total acres exchanged: +4921 acres (159/19)
+687 acres: Anonymous province from BIO (2/0)
+450 acres: Ai Bang Yu Waip (8/0)
+425 acres: No Pah King (9/0)
+384 acres: Kum Hia Nao (10/0)
+316 acres: Tai Ne Bae Be (5/0)
+303 acres: Yu So Dum (6/0)
+300 acres: Miso Lei Zee (13/0)
+284 acres: Wun Fat Gai (6/5)
+279 acres: Moon Lan Ding (11/0)
+236 acres: Wai Yu Sing Dum Song (14/0)
+224 acres: Lei Ying Lo (11/0)
+163 acres: Tai Ni Po Ni (6/6)
+161 acres: Hia Dei Kum (6/0)
+157 acres: Yu Stin Ki Pu (6/1)
+141 acres: Ai Bang Mai Ni (6/0)
+120 acres: Wai Yu Kum Nao (2/2)
+118 acres: Wai Yu So Tan (1/1)
+89 acres: Ah Pix Bo Ken Hawt (11/0)
+84 acres: Dum Dum Wa King (12/1)
+0 acres: No Bai Dam Thing (4/0)
+0 acres: Lei Lo (0/1)
+0 acres: Hu Yu Hai Ding (0/2)
+0 acres: Ai So Hai (5/0)
+0 acres: Miso Bit Chi (5/0)
Start of War:
Perversion HaJ
Total Provinces 25
Total Networth 9,718,073gc (0gc)
Total Land 51,746 acres (0 acres)
(NW/A : 187.8gc)
BIO
Total Provinces 25
Total Networth 10,378,455gc (0gc)
Total Land 65,096 acres (0 acres)
(NW/A : 159.43gc)
War Summary from Perversion HaJ
For the period of February 16 of YR9 to March 1 of YR10 (178 hours)
-- By UPCF [0.99c] http://www.k3ltic.com/utopia/prince
** Summary **
Total Attacks Made: 731 (99841 acres)
-- Traditional March: 591 (92638 acres)
-- Conquest: 35 (5636 acres)
-- Ambush: 13 (1567 acres)
-- Massacres: 72 (247994 people)
-- Learns: 1
-- Failed Attacks: 19 (2.6% failure)
Total Attacks Suffered: 879 (88779 acres)
-- Traditional March: 738 (79598 acres)
-- Ambush: 56 (9181 acres)
-- Massacres: 16 (7536 people)
-- Learns: 29
-- Failed Attacks: 40 (4.6% failure)
The Kingdom of Perversion HaJ
Total acres exchanged: +11062 acres (731/879)
+4452 acres: sire proven (34/2)
+4224 acres: penis rover (31/12)
+3938 acres: seven prior (40/17)
+2702 acres: 2 river opens (33/4)
+2639 acres: spine rover (30/9)
+1835 acres: open rivers (18/1)
+1659 acres: REPROVE SIN (35/32)
+1601 acres: poser rev in (20/2)
+730 acres: ever sin pro (22/21)
+720 acres: viper snore (8/0)
+549 acres: serve i porn (14/3)
+409 acres: nervier ops (8/1)
+210 acres: Anonymous province from Perversion HaJ (1/0)
+66 acres: ever is porn (44/43)
-44 acres: river peons (29/32)
-312 acres: vein ropers (42/31)
-615 acres: re rev in ops (43/77)
-630 acres: riven prose (19/20)
-1046 acres: i serve porn (36/37)
-1114 acres: ever rips on (40/78)
-1334 acres: sniper over (30/77)
-1388 acres: revise porn (13/17)
-1597 acres: 1 rivers open (46/93)
-1606 acres: nerves i pro (14/32)
-2031 acres: servo rep in (44/165)
-2955 acres: no server pi (37/73)
The Kingdom of BIO
Total acres exchanged: -11062 acres (879/731)
+10125 acres: Anonymous province from BIO (34/0)
+1639 acres: Yu Stin Ki Pu (34/14)
+1432 acres: Wai Yu Shao Tin (32/2)
+1088 acres: Dum Dum Wa King (44/12)
+904 acres: Tai Ne Bae Be (40/21)
+881 acres: No Pah King (33/11)
+866 acres: Wai Yu Kum Nao (43/18)
+802 acres: Ah Pix Bo Ken Hawt (41/10)
+655 acres: No Bai Dam Thing (39/18)
+525 acres: Wai Yu So Tan (29/14)
+0 acres: Wai Lai Nee Doh (8/3)
+0 acres: Lei Lo (0/7)
+0 acres: Hu Yu Hai Ding (20/5)
-676 acres: Ai Bang Mai Ni (35/23)
-727 acres: Miso Bit Chi (23/10)
-940 acres: Wai Yu Sing Dum Song (33/28)
-1270 acres: Moon Lan Ding (42/50)
-1547 acres: Hia Dei Kum (35/25)
-2240 acres: Wun Fat Gai (22/13)
-2351 acres: Tai Ni Po Ni (32/44)
-2628 acres: Lei Ying Lo (43/57)
-2670 acres: Yu So Dum (41/71)
-3277 acres: Ai Bang Yu Waip (39/50)
-3604 acres: Miso Lei Zee (50/71)
-3768 acres: Kum Hia Nao (42/65)
-4281 acres: Ai So Hai (45/89)
End of War:
Perversion HaJ
Total Provinces 25
Total Networth 8,227,563gc (avg: 329,102gc)
Total Land 61,828 acres (avg: 2,473 acres)
Networth per Acre 133.07 NW/A
BIO
Total Provinces 25
Total Networth 7,303,341gc (avg: 292,133gc)
Total Land 65,238 acres (avg: 2,609 acres)
Networth per Acre 111.95 NW/A
Hostile summary from BIO
For the period of July 23 of YR8 to February 15 of YR9 (41 hours)
-- By UPCF [0.99c] http://www.k3ltic.com/utopia/prince
** Summary **
Total Attacks Made: 167 (5184 acres)
-- Traditional March: 24 (5184 acres)
-- Massacres: 17 (52138 people)
-- Learns: 1
-- Plunders: 4
-- Failed Attacks: 121 (72.5% failure)
Total Attacks Suffered: 20 (0 acres)
-- Massacres: 15 (27596 people)
-- Failed Attacks: 5 (25% failure)
The Kingdom of BIO
Total acres exchanged: +5184 acres (167/20)
+687 acres: Anonymous province from BIO (2/0)
+450 acres: Ai Bang Yu Waip (8/0)
+425 acres: No Pah King (9/0)
+384 acres: Kum Hia Nao (10/0)
+316 acres: Tai Ne Bae Be (5/0)
+303 acres: Yu So Dum (6/0)
+300 acres: Miso Lei Zee (13/0)
+284 acres: Wun Fat Gai (6/5)
+279 acres: Moon Lan Ding (11/0)
+236 acres: Wai Yu Sing Dum Song (14/0)
+224 acres: Lei Ying Lo (11/0)
+200 acres: Wai Yu So Tan (2/2)
+181 acres: Wai Yu Shao Tin (4/0)
+163 acres: Tai Ni Po Ni (6/6)
+161 acres: Hia Dei Kum (6/0)
+157 acres: Yu Stin Ki Pu (6/1)
+141 acres: Ai Bang Mai Ni (6/0)
+120 acres: Wai Yu Kum Nao (5/2)
+89 acres: Ah Pix Bo Ken Hawt (11/0)
+84 acres: Dum Dum Wa King (12/1)
+0 acres: Lei Lo (0/1)
+0 acres: Hu Yu Hai Ding (0/2)
+0 acres: Ai So Hai (5/0)
+0 acres: No Bai Dam Thing (4/0)
+0 acres: Miso Bit Chi (5/0)
The Kingdom of Perversion HaJ
Total acres exchanged: -4921 acres (19/159)
+0 acres: 2 river opens (1/0)
+0 acres: 1 rivers open (1/0)
+0 acres: sire proven (1/0)
+0 acres: vein ropers (1/0)
+0 acres: ever is porn (1/0)
+0 acres: viper snore (0/12)
+0 acres: REPROVE SIN (6/0)
+0 acres: revise porn (0/1)
+0 acres: penis rover (2/0)
+0 acres: ever sin pro (0/1)
+0 acres: seven prior (1/0)
+0 acres: i serve porn (2/0)
-120 acres: spine rover (2/1)
-141 acres: poser rev in (0/1)
-236 acres: open rivers (0/1)
-384 acres: serve i porn (0/1)
-485 acres: riven prose (0/3)
-531 acres: sniper over (0/76)
-540 acres: servo rep in (0/7)
-602 acres: ever rips on (1/5)
-911 acres: nerves i pro (0/41)
-971 acres: no server pi (0/9)
War Summary from BIO
For the period of February 16 of YR9 to March 1 of YR10 (178 hours)
-- By UPCF [0.99c] http://www.k3ltic.com/utopia/prince
** Summary **
Total Attacks Made: 880 (95540 acres)
-- Traditional March: 705 (83833 acres)
-- Conquest: 34 (2526 acres)
-- Ambush: 56 (9181 acres)
-- Massacres: 16 (7536 people)
-- Learns: 29
-- Failed Attacks: 40 (4.5% failure)
Total Attacks Suffered: 732 (92114 acres)
-- Traditional March: 627 (90547 acres)
-- Ambush: 13 (1567 acres)
-- Massacres: 72 (247994 people)
-- Learns: 1
-- Failed Attacks: 19 (2.6% failure)
The Kingdom of BIO
Total acres exchanged: +3426 acres (880/732)
+9736 acres: Anonymous province from BIO (34/0)
+2169 acres: Yu Stin Ki Pu (34/14)
+1843 acres: Tai Ne Bae Be (40/21)
+1784 acres: Dum Dum Wa King (44/12)
+1601 acres: Wai Yu Shao Tin (32/2)
+1557 acres: No Pah King (33/11)
+1527 acres: Ah Pix Bo Ken Hawt (41/10)
+1318 acres: Wai Yu Kum Nao (43/18)
+1109 acres: No Bai Dam Thing (39/18)
+874 acres: Wai Yu So Tan (29/14)
+452 acres: In local kingdom strife, Ai So Hai (1/0)
+243 acres: Ai Bang Mai Ni (35/23)
+0 acres: Hu Yu Hai Ding (20/5)
+0 acres: Lei Lo (0/7)
+0 acres: Wai Lai Nee Doh (8/3)
-352 acres: Wai Yu Sing Dum Song (33/28)
-374 acres: Miso Bit Chi (23/10)
-759 acres: Moon Lan Ding (42/51)
-759 acres: Hia Dei Kum (35/25)
-1529 acres: Lei Ying Lo (43/57)
-1625 acres: Wun Fat Gai (22/13)
-1781 acres: Tai Ni Po Ni (32/44)
-1994 acres: Yu So Dum (41/71)
-2447 acres: Ai Bang Yu Waip (39/50)
-2870 acres: Kum Hia Nao (42/65)
-2871 acres: Miso Lei Zee (50/71)
-3426 acres: Ai So Hai (45/89)
The Kingdom of Perversion HaJ
Total acres exchanged: -3426 acres (731/879)
+4117 acres: sire proven (34/2)
+3499 acres: penis rover (31/12)
+2801 acres: seven prior (40/17)
+2129 acres: 2 river opens (33/4)
+1998 acres: spine rover (30/9)
+1606 acres: open rivers (18/1)
+1433 acres: poser rev in (20/2)
+760 acres: REPROVE SIN (35/32)
+656 acres: viper snore (8/0)
+445 acres: serve i porn (14/3)
+323 acres: nervier ops (8/1)
+191 acres: Anonymous province from Perversion HaJ (1/0)
+16 acres: ever sin pro (22/21)
-342 acres: vein ropers (42/31)
-517 acres: river peons (29/32)
-939 acres: ever is porn (44/43)
-970 acres: riven prose (19/20)
-1699 acres: revise porn (13/17)
-1780 acres: re rev in ops (43/77)
-1800 acres: i serve porn (36/37)
-1859 acres: ever rips on (40/78)
-1939 acres: nerves i pro (14/32)
-2077 acres: sniper over (30/77)
-2647 acres: 1 rivers open (46/93)
-2882 acres: servo rep in (44/165)
-3949 acres: no server pi (37/73)
** Unique Summary of Perversion HaJ **
Total Unique Made: 315
** Unique Summary of BIO **
Total Unique Made: 294
Rob from BIO gave this comment:
"I ended up in jail because I wrongly chose Hoes over my Utopian bros. Just glad baka was feeling nice that dayBRING IT ON!"
Palestine from Perversion HaJ gave this comment:
"Perversion HaJ would like to thank BIO for a good and challenging war. Hopefully we can give it a go again in the future."
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