UF NEWS: Dopefiends Drugged Harmony HaJ to Victory
Pre-Hostile Period:
Harmony HaJ fresh from its war with Vengeance require a long downtime due to the setup of their kingdom. Harmony's Faery provinces need a long time after each war to paradise, explore and pump wizards. In the meantime, Harmony HaJ took two waves; one from Grace and the other from Old School. Harmony realized that their faeries will not enjoy unbreakable standing against Grace or Old School opted to CF them. A few days later, war hungry Dopefiends fresh from their war with Stronghold saw Harmony HaJ sitting around and decided to wave them
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Hostile Period:
Dopefiends started a Gold Dragon aimed at Harmony as part of their economic warfare. In order to prevent Harmony's faeries from being Unbreakable, Dopefiends launched a max gain wave focusing on Harmony's Faeries in the hostile period. Harmony not being in war build decided on a retal war strategy while they get their builds ready and gave button up to Dopefiends. Hostile was quite straight forward at this point.
February 13 of YR10 World Champions has declared WAR with our kingdom!
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War Strategy:
As Dopefiends had the button, they promptly declared and continue with their hits on Harmony's faeries followed by chaining their orcs like a slugfest. Harmony countered by targetting the Elves of Dopefiends. During the first day of war, all the issues with the server going down took place. This split a lot of the armies for Harmony and being heavily reliant on Nightmare+NightStrike and disciplined waves, it caused a lot of havoc in terms of organisation. Dopefiends countered Harmony's targetting by waging economic warfare (Greed+ Riots + Meteor Showers) capitalizing on Dopefiends' superior human merchant/sage economy.
Once the game had come back up, Harmony chose to gamble by holding armies to try and bring people back in line; however, as there was a gap of communication of orders, armies were split again when some provinces didn't get the hold armies message. On the other hand, Dopefiends launched an enormous counterwave which knocked Harmony down significantly.
Harmony responded to Dopefiends' massive counterwave by using ambushes which unfortunately had little effect on Dopefiends. Since Harmony had focused on the elves of Dopefiends, the humans of Dopefiends flourished and with superior economy, Dopefiends controlled the pace of the war easily. After 6 days of war, Harmony decided that it was time to pull the plug since they are losing acres and there is still time for another war before the end of age and withdrew.
July 15 of YR10 Unable to achieve victory, our Kingdom has withdrawn from war with vuelo pussygatos. Our failed war has finally ended!
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** Hostile Summary **
Total Attacks Made: 25 (6100 acres)
-- Traditional March: 21 (5694 acres)
-- Ambush: 3 (406 acres)
-- Failed Attacks: 1 (4% failure)
Total Attacks Suffered: 37 (5600 acres)
-- Traditional March: 20 (4296 acres)
-- Ambush: 9 (1304 acres)
-- Massacres: 6 (13044 people)
-- Failed Attacks: 2 (5.4% failure)
The Kingdom of (Dopefiends)
Total acres exchanged: +500 acres (25/37)
+578 acres: iGot Heroin (2/0)
+415 acres: iGot Mescaline (1/0)
+341 acres: iGot GHB (1/0)
+292 acres: iGot Cocaine (1/0)
+264 acres: Anonymous province from Dopefiends (1/0)
+220 acres: iGot Skittles (1/3)
+190 acres: iGot LCD-stamps (1/1)
+170 acres: iGot Crack (1/0)
+158 acres: iGot Methanphetamines (1/0)
+130 acres: iGot Steroid (1/4)
+120 acres: iGot Gaanja (1/1)
+86 acres: iGot Marijuana (1/1)
+68 acres: iGot Dolophine (1/0)
-89 acres: iGot Morphine (1/3)
-124 acres: Errrrr (3/5)
-144 acres: iGot Peyote (2/4)
-211 acres: iGot Extasy (1/3)
-285 acres: iGot SmileyFace (1/2)
-317 acres: iGotShooms (1/1)
-490 acres: iGot Caffeine (1/4)
-872 acres: iGot Atomoxetine (1/5)
The Kingdom of (Harmony HaJ)
Total acres exchanged: -500 acres (37/25)
+472 acres: Curse of the Golden Flower (2/0)
+448 acres: A Clockwork Orange (1/0)
+350 acres: Red Dawn (2/0)
+317 acres: Soylent Green (1/0)
+248 acres: Goldmember (2/0)
+188 acres: Meet Joe Black (2/0)
+167 acres: Hunt for Red October (2/2)
+89 acres: Black Hawk Down (2/1)
+18 acres: Purple Rain (2/1)
+15 acres: The Black Stallion (2/1)
+0 acres: The Curse of the Black Pearl (0/1)
-38 acres: Dorian Gray (3/1)
-56 acres: Clear and Present Danger (3/2)
-111 acres: The Color Of Magic (3/1)
-123 acres: White Men Cant Jump (1/2)
-202 acres: Men In Black Men (2/2)
-216 acres: Blue Crush (3/2)
-253 acres: The Red Shoes (0/1)
-278 acres: Black Death (0/1)
-295 acres: The Blue Lagoon (2/2)
-341 acres: Ultraviolet (0/1)
-416 acres: The Red Pony (2/2)
-483 acres: Devil in a Blue Dress (0/2)
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** War Summary from Dopefiends **
Total Attacks Made: 764 (96733 acres)
-- Traditional March: 677 (92242 acres)
-- Ambush: 34 (4491 acres)
-- Massacres: 31 (90260 people)
-- Learns: 5
-- Failed Attacks: 17 (2.2% failure)
Total Attacks Suffered: 593 (73306 acres)
-- Traditional March: 509 (65151 acres)
-- Ambush: 61 (8155 acres)
-- Massacres: 2 (2452 people)
-- Failed Attacks: 21 (3.5% failure)
The Kingdom of (Dopefiends)
Total acres exchanged: +23427 acres (764/593)
+3480 acres: iGot Skittles (29/3)
+3126 acres: iGot Steroid (35/10)
+3108 acres: iGot Ketamine (29/7)
+2994 acres: iGot DMT (29/0)
+2881 acres: iGot Rohypnol (28/1)
+2701 acres: iGot LCD-stamps (33/1)
+2343 acres: iGot Extasy (34/0)
+2168 acres: iGot Gaanja (33/2)
+2015 acres: iGot Cocaine (27/7)
+1788 acres: iGot Methanphetamines (37/27)
+1550 acres: iGot LysergicAcidDiethylamide (14/0)
+1198 acres: iGot Crack (27/27)
+868 acres: iGot Marijuana (34/22)
+759 acres: iGot Mescaline (20/41)
+724 acres: Errrrr (37/26)
+667 acres: iGot Dolophine (32/10)
+650 acres: iGot GHB (36/2)
+175 acres: iGot Peyote (35/24)
+0 acres: Anonymous province from (Dopefiends) (1/0)
-308 acres: iGotShooms (24/32)
-367 acres: iGot Pregnant (30/23)
-371 acres: iGot Morphine (37/43)
-1273 acres: iGot Heroin (36/40)
-1940 acres: iGot Atomoxetine (35/72)
-2329 acres: iGot Caffeine (37/132)
-3180 acres: iGot SmileyFace (15/41)
The Kingdom of (Harmony HaJ)
Total acres exchanged: -23427 acres (593/764)
+722 acres: Anonymous province from (Harmony HaJ) (5/0)
+660 acres: Black Hawk Down (11/4)
+495 acres: Blue Crush (13/5)
+188 acres: The Curse of the Black Pearl (12/0)
+162 acres: Black Death (12/1)
+129 acres: The Green Mile (12/0)
-306 acres: Devil in a Blue Dress (16/3)
-422 acres: Dorian Gray (43/49)
-495 acres: Crimson Tide (0/5)
-511 acres: Men In Black Men (22/31)
-514 acres: Meet Joe Black (32/28)
-532 acres: The Black Stallion (23/22)
-799 acres: The Red Pony (23/28)
-803 acres: The Red Shoes (11/7)
-1029 acres: A Clockwork Orange (28/34)
-1146 acres: Red Dawn (25/32)
-1190 acres: Clear and Present Danger (32/38)
-1230 acres: Ultraviolet (0/13)
-1350 acres: The Color Of Magic (37/56)
-1614 acres: Purple Rain (33/69)
-1824 acres: The Blue Lagoon (32/33)
-2055 acres: Hunt for Red October (26/29)
-2200 acres: White Men Cant Jump (45/107)
-2477 acres: Soylent Green (26/46)
-2626 acres: Curse of the Golden Flower (30/48)
-2660 acres: Goldmember (44/76)
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** War Summary from Harmony HaJ **
Total Attacks Made: 593 (79522 acres)
-- Traditional March: 501 (70684 acres)
-- Conquest: 8 (683 acres)
-- Ambush: 61 (8155 acres)
-- Massacres: 2 (2452 people)
-- Failed Attacks: 21 (3.5% failure)
Total Attacks Suffered: 764 (88626 acres)
-- Traditional March: 677 (84135 acres)
-- Ambush: 34 (4491 acres)
-- Massacres: 31 (90260 people)
-- Learns: 5
-- Failed Attacks: 17 (2.2% failure)
The Kingdom of (Harmony HaJ)
Total acres exchanged: -9104 acres (593/764)
+843 acres: Black Hawk Down (11/4)
+765 acres: Blue Crush (13/5)
+745 acres: Anonymous province from (Harmony HaJ) (5/0)
+592 acres: Dorian Gray (43/49)
+306 acres: Meet Joe Black (32/28)
+281 acres: Men In Black Men (22/31)
+202 acres: The Curse of the Black Pearl (12/0)
+170 acres: Black Death (12/1)
+138 acres: The Green Mile (12/0)
+40 acres: A Clockwork Orange (28/34)
-14 acres: The Black Stallion (23/22)
-161 acres: The Red Pony (23/28)
-230 acres: Devil in a Blue Dress (16/3)
-286 acres: Red Dawn (25/32)
-452 acres: Crimson Tide (0/5)
-509 acres: The Color Of Magic (37/56)
-577 acres: Clear and Present Danger (32/38)
-665 acres: Purple Rain (33/69)
-711 acres: The Red Shoes (11/7)
-1056 acres: The Blue Lagoon (32/33)
-1121 acres: Ultraviolet (0/13)
-1279 acres: Hunt for Red October (26/29)
-1318 acres: Curse of the Golden Flower (30/48)
-1477 acres: Goldmember (44/76)
-1512 acres: White Men Cant Jump (45/107)
-1818 acres: Soylent Green (26/46)
The Kingdom of (Dopefiends)
Total acres exchanged: +9104 acres (764/593)
+3149 acres: iGot Skittles (29/3)
+2732 acres: iGot DMT (29/0)
+2696 acres: iGot Ketamine (29/7)
+2558 acres: iGot Rohypnol (28/1)
+2507 acres: iGot Steroid (35/10)
+2442 acres: iGot LCD-stamps (33/1)
+2151 acres: iGot Extasy (34/0)
+1944 acres: iGot Gaanja (33/2)
+1660 acres: iGot Cocaine (27/7)
+1413 acres: iGot LysergicAcidDiethylamide (14/0)
+917 acres: iGot Methanphetamines (37/27)
+515 acres: iGot GHB (36/2)
+278 acres: iGot Crack (27/27)
+161 acres: iGot Dolophine (32/10)
+152 acres: iGot Marijuana (34/22)
+0 acres: Anonymous province from (Dopefiends) (1/0)
-59 acres: iGot Mescaline (20/41)
-278 acres: Errrrr (37/26)
-416 acres: iGot Peyote (35/24)
-787 acres: iGot Morphine (37/43)
-1137 acres: iGot Pregnant (30/23)
-1467 acres: iGotShooms (24/32)
-2049 acres: iGot Heroin (36/40)
-2694 acres: iGot Atomoxetine (35/72)
-3478 acres: iGot Caffeine (37/132)
-3806 acres: iGot SmileyFace (15/41)
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Closing Comments:
Malm, Official Gamesman of Dopefiends:
"Jambo is a fockin nub and nerf orc/cleric plox"
Mad_Scottish, Monarch of Harmony HaJ:
"I get on really well with Malm and it is a shame we didnt win the war but I have no problems with losing against him!! Kudos to Dopies for their efforts, we will see them again no doubt!!"
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Post War Analysis (provided by Mad_Scottish)
"the fact that Harmony only had 18 attackers fighting against 24 it proved simply to be a matter of the number game.Harmony should have focused on more semi chains to control netwoth and looking to pull provinces down further as the war went on, rather than trying to take people out of the war; lessons learned "
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