Ok, so this will be a two parter because I've really had little time to troll the noobs on IRC. Godly will be making another monumental move during the off season, and there shall be an announcement shortly on #ESPN. Stay tuned for more details and be sure to reserve your tickets now (+a). There will be limited seating at 40 people. Contact Bishop for more details on how you can reserve your seats.
And now... for the January Chat logs! They aren't that great, but I'm sure someone will appreciate it.
January Chat Logs
Ghetto Responsibilities
[18:15] * calle (alvland@uto-EBD42A2B.cust.telenor.se) has joined #pulse
[18:15] * Delilah sets mode: +o calle
[18:16] <@calle> !contact
[18:16] * @calle slaps Godly around a bit with a large trout
[18:16] * @calle slaps Paragon around a bit with a large trout
[18:17] <calle> hi
[18:17] <Godly> hi
[18:18] <Godly> what u need [urban greeting]
[18:18] <Godly> about to head out
[18:18] <calle> i talk to paragon
[18:18] <calle> just as good right if you on your way out
[18:18] <calle> ?
[18:18] <Godly> depends on what its about
[18:18] <Godly> im in charge of the thief guild
[18:19] <Godly> he's in charge of the mages guild
[18:19] <calle> who makes options into who to wave ?
[18:19] <Godly> that would be the wave minister
[18:19] <Godly> i am the deputy wave minister
Ella is a dumbass
[09:00] <%Ella> TICKLEZ
[09:00] <&Godly> can we boot ella? she gives me a headache
[09:00] <%Ella> waiting on the tick is lame
[09:00] <&Alosan|Mobile> He
[09:00] <@Rusty> ella is a she? lol
[09:00] <&Godly> oh thats a person?
[09:00] <&Alosan|Mobile> Not she
[09:00] <&Godly> i thought it was a bot
[09:00] <@Rusty> lol
[09:00] <&Alosan|Mobile> Lmao
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[09:01] <&Godly> "TICKELZ"
[09:01] <@Rusty> pfffft
[09:01] <@Rusty> id take half a godly over 2 full ellas :p
[09:02] <&Godly> but you'd get 2 full spambots on hour changes
[09:02] <&Godly> with 2 ellas
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[09:02] <@Rusty> lol
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[09:02] <@Rusty> the fact you think only nerds are good at uto says alot about you ;)
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[09:03] <&Godly> right
[09:03] <&Godly> you know i was out all last week right?
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[09:03] <&Alosan|Mobile> 40 is ok for under 25
[09:03] <%Ella> only nerds? lol i rocked it for ages and i was a jock
[09:03] <%Ella> back when the game actually had players
[09:03] <%Ella> then it got mehuled
[09:03] <@Rusty> then you shouldnt make statements like that
[09:04] <@Rusty> and game died cause of 2things..noob alliances and no damn invites back then :(
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[09:04] <&Godly> 8's and up
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[09:05] <@Rusty> lol
[09:06] <&Godly> dont step to me son
[09:06] <&Alosan|Mobile> Lol
Jenny gets cheated on
[15:55] <&Wizard> you bored? :P
[15:55] <@jenny> how's it going?
[15:55] <@jenny> no, i need cheering up
[15:55] <@jenny> feel like [feces]
[15:55] <&Wizard> oh?
[15:55] <&Wizard> whats wrong?
[15:55] <@jenny> i think john is cheating on me :/
[15:56] <@jenny> so, right now i feel like [feces] and don't really wanna be alive
[15:56] <&Wizard> ack
[15:56] * &Wizard hugs jenny
[15:56] <&Wizard> stupid mofo him
[15:57] <@jenny> yeah, i really hope i'm wrong
[16:24] <@Godly> john is cheating no you
[16:24] <@Godly> he told me
[16:24] <&Wizard> Godly, don't try to be funny
[16:25] <@Godly> i can do or say whatever i want nerd
[16:25] <@Godly> you dont know who i am
[16:25] <&Wizard> I don't
[16:26] <@Godly> you dont know who godly is?
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[16:26] <@jenny> that's about all you need to know
[16:27] <@jenny> * Added *!*Godly@uto-676F9786.cfl.res.rr.com to ignore list
[16:27] <@jenny> -
[16:27] <bounce> lol
[16:27] <@jenny> better :)
[16:27] <@Godly> should i go trhough the effort of changing my ident
[16:28] <@Godly> she'd eventually have to ignore all of rr.com
[16:29] <bounce> if you wanna know what Godly says about you jenny i sugest you take him out of ignore list :D
[16:29] <@jenny> i don't particularly lol
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Ella Part 2
[09:20] <Ella> Simply put, there's only 2 missiles in the world that we would have trouble tracking and knocking out of the air, and Iran doesn't own either of them. Look up these systems: CIWS, Rolling Airframe Missile, NATO Sea Sparrow... There's more, but those are just a few, and each boat has multiple of each. And those are DEFENSIVE weapons!
[09:20] <Ella> lol
[09:20] <Ella> iran must be swingin their little dick around again
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[09:36] <&Godly> oh Ella... did you open your mouth again? I told you the consequences of that..
[09:40] <Ella> Godly
[09:40] <Ella> there are these things called women out there
[09:40] <Ella> find one
[09:40] <Ella> we don't want you to die a virgin
[09:41] <Ella> and no Godly. rape is not acceptable. i know that makes it almost impossible for
[09:42] <&Godly> Ella I have one sleeping in the next room... you have one staring at you in the mirror
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[09:43] <Ella> Godly
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[09:44] <Ella> thats not acceptable
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[09:44] <&Godly> Ella that would have been funny in the 3rd grade. Let me come back with something of the same genre: "No it's your mom"
A matter of prestige
[09:21] <Proteus> (09:03:05) (&Godly) oh they'll win this round I'm just saying in general whoever has me has the best shot at #1
[09:21] <Proteus> lol
[09:21] <Proteus> and why would i let you bank when i do a better job
[09:28] <&Godly> btw you arent even banking now
[09:28] <&Godly> you let some noob do it
[09:28] <Proteus> yep
[09:28] <Proteus> hes not a noob
[09:28] <&Godly> i could outbank that guy with my eyes closed
[09:28] <&Godly> we all know it :P
[09:28] <Proteus> not really because he has me on his side
[09:28] <&Godly> what do you logmein on him :P
[09:28] <Proteus> lol
[09:29] <Proteus> why would i need to when we have stingernet intel and irc
[09:29] <Proteus> this isnt Playboys
[09:29] <&Godly> he had a free ride
[09:29] <&Godly> nothing indicitive of his talent level
[09:29] <Proteus> its one of the easiest cow ages
[09:29] <Proteus> he knows that
[09:29] <&Godly> yeah what i just said
[09:29] <&Godly> nothing like when i won a few rounds ago
[09:30] <Proteus> hes not pretending to be the best cow player or anything
[09:30] <Proteus> he's just playing
[09:30] <&Godly> yeah so you let a guy who is an unknown cow but you claim you wouldnt let me :P
[09:30] <&Godly> thats all i'm talking about
[09:30] <Proteus> hes not an unknown
[09:30] <&Godly> he has no cow resume or prestige points
[09:30] <&Godly> we both know this
[09:30] <Proteus> hes been playing the game for a long time and had had leadership experience
[09:30] <Proteus> has^*
[09:30] <&Godly> no prestige points
[09:30] <&Godly> no cow experience
[09:31] <Proteus> really wanted to try cowing so why not
[09:31] <Proteus> he has Rage on his resume
[09:31] <&Godly> how much u guys paying him?
[09:31] <Proteus> definitely has prestige points
[09:31] <Proteus> thats like having Goldman Sachs on your resume
[09:31] <Proteus> IBD
[09:31] <&Godly> i wouldnt pay him more than $300
[09:32] <&Godly> thats nothing near teh Godly quote
[09:32] <&Godly> rage couldnt afford me because you're all nerds making minimum wage playing D&D
[09:32] <&Godly> i go with the high rollers u know bra
[09:33] <&Godly> Helluva is talking about selling a kidney for me to play in Inso next round
[09:33] <Proteus> lol\
[09:33] <Proteus> i get paid in prestige
[09:33] <&Godly> man prestige dont pay for my [feces]
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[09:33] <Proteus> the nobodys pay in cash because no one would play there otherwise
[09:34] <&Godly> i'd rather have some cash than prestige
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American Exceptionalism
[08:22] <Stevie> godly can u add contact in stinger please? :)
[08:25] <Stevie> tell me your number with country code
[08:25] <Stevie> i can add it for u alternatively
[08:25] <Godly> XXX-XXX-XXXX
[08:26] <Stevie> XXX is country code?
[08:26] <Godly> area code
[08:26] <Godly> i live in USA
[08:26] <Godly> country code is 1
[08:26] <Stevie> okies
[08:26] <Godly> because we're the best country in the world
[08:26] <Stevie> :P
Monkey Business
[13:48] <@Jevouse> but we emulate your race Godly
[13:48] <@Jevouse> as you can see
[13:49] <@Jevouse> sadly you did not share your personality with us or we would have emulated that too
[13:49] <@Jevouse> but look, all our new provinces are merchants too!
[13:49] <@Jevouse> we can only aspire to be as great as Godly
[13:49] <&Godly> you cant emulate me because i can own with any race
[13:50] <@Jevouse> we'd pick whatever race you picked Godly
[13:50] <&Godly> orc sucks
[13:50] <&Godly> but i play it well
[13:50] <@Jevouse> except human, because Godly is inhuman
[13:50] <&Godly> :P
[13:50] <&Godly> stop kissing my ass... simians isnt even on my long list for next round
[13:51] <@Jevouse> do tell us what race u pick next age Godly
[13:51] <@Jevouse> oh so we're on the SHORT list?
[13:51] <@Jevouse> golly
[13:51] <&Godly> short list is XXX, XXX, or XXX.
[13:51] <&Godly> it depends on whoever offers the best comprehensive package
[13:51] <@Jevouse> pulse again?
[13:51] <&Godly> if simians offers me $4k to bank i'll do it
[13:52] <@Jevouse> how about bananas? we have bananas
[13:52] <&Godly> have you guys ever paid somoene to play ?
[13:52] <&Godly> ive been getting paid to play for 2 years now
[13:52] <@Jevouse> no actually
[13:52] <@Jevouse> but we're simians
[13:52] <@Jevouse> we use bananas as bribes
[13:52] <&Godly> unless they're gold bananas go fish
[13:53] <@Jevouse> they look gold
[13:53] <@Jevouse> very nice and yellow
[13:53] <&Godly> Godly needs to get paid so he can get laid
[13:53] <@Jevouse> and you can't eat gold
[13:53] <&Godly> u know what i mean dawg
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[13:55] <@Jevouse> is it less to get you to play a "normal" province?
[13:55] <&Godly> T/M average quote is $100/wk
[13:55] <&Godly> Attacker quote is $150/wk
[13:55] <&Godly> bank is $400/wk
[13:56] <@Jevouse> and erm
[13:56] <@Jevouse> hybrid?
[13:56] <&Godly> comes with a money back gaurantee of #1 though
[13:56] <&Godly> because i never lose when i bank
[13:57] <@Jevouse> or does Godly never play hybrids
[14:00] <&Godly> hybrids are for toyotas and fags
[14:02] <@Jevouse> i'll note that under Godly's Guruisms
Meet and greet
[08:29] <%Godly> sup
[08:29] <%Godly> nubs
[08:30] <%Godly> does everybody know who i is
[08:34] <@t1mon> Who is Godly
[08:37] <@Mansoor> It is Alexander
[08:37] <@Mansoor> the nub we played with
[08:37] <@Mansoor> always emo
[08:37] <@Mansoor> always thinking he is a good player
[08:37] <@Mansoor> but always get feeded
[08:38] <@Mansoor> and then when he gets attacked he whine that someone else got him attacked even thou he went 5 dpa
Absalom diplomacy
[09:06] <Allanon> heya
[09:06] <Allanon> it would be appreciated if you could please keep your players from opping into our hostile
[09:07] <Allanon> given that our hostile and war with you have concluded and we are now in a new hostile
[09:07] <Allanon> thanks
[09:19] <Godly> LOL
[09:19] <Godly> LOL
[09:19] <Godly> STFU NOOB
[09:20] <Allanon> <3 ya too, Godly
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[09:23] <Allanon> no, she moved to the US to pursue a singing career and I didn't want a long-distance relationship, so I called off the engagement
[09:23] <Allanon> but close ;)
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[09:24] <Allanon> don't see why I would be :)
[09:24] <Godly> hey can you pretend to at least be a little mad... i'm short on chat logs this month, noob
[09:24] <Allanon> lol
Godly Banking
[08:17] <%Godly> Dan Dead: you have the most recent ZZ crown winner right here
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[08:18] <%Godly> thats not how it works iwar
[08:18] <%Godly> when Godly banks you all break your back to win me a crown while you get farmed
[08:18] <@iwar> ofc it is
[08:18] <@Dan_Dead> lol
[08:18] <@Dan_Dead> sounds like a fun age
[08:18] <@Dan_Dead> when u joining?
[08:18] <@iwar> l?l
1-800-99-JENNY
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[07:58] <jenny> Umm okay
01[07:58] <Godly> LOL WHERES THE IGNORE
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[07:59] <jenny> Doesn't work for pms or on my phone
[07:59] <jenny> And yes I'm fat, so what
01[07:59] <Godly> LOL
01[07:59] <Godly> I was just guessing
01[07:59] <Godly> Good luck with that ok
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