UF NEWS: Simians Went Ape In The Undercity
Pre-war Story:
Simians KLA had been randoming into ghettos since OOP in order to grow as much as possible before even touching the top land kds. After some good randoming around, most of the Simians ended up at best 1200 acres. Being the mischievous chimps that they are, Simians KLA spied The Undercity sitting comfortably in dice build at the top of the charts and launched a topfeed wave that brought glorious returns. Since kd tags are not up yet, Simians KLA hoped to have hit the jackpot and prayed that The Undercity was actually Hall of Heroes, the alleged lapdogs of Absalom. The denizens of The Undercity did not take kindly towards the Simians who looted their beloved city and declared war very quickly which caused the hostile period to last only a measly 3 hours.
March 4 of YR1 The Undercity HOSTILE WAR (XX:YY) has declared WAR with our kingdom!
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War Story:
Once war was declared, the Simians quickly unleashed their pet Ruby Dragon to wreck havoc upon The Undercity and was ambushed by an Emerald Dragon in return; however, neither pets managed to stay too long as both kds quickly slayed them. When the Simians noticed this, they quickly put a new Ruby Dragon egg into their Dragon Egg Incubator 2012 and launched it with great haste. Due to this swift arrival of this new dragon, the denizens of The Undercity were too terrified as they thought that the first Ruby Dragon had awoken from the dead like an undying monster and failed to slay this beast. Despite having the intelligence level of apes, the Simians rained fireballs, meteor showers, storms and chastity like wise Archmages and quickly shut The Undercity's economy down while controlling their growth as well. The Simians further terrorized the denizens of The Undercity by their superior Night Strike black ops as the denizens of The Undercity are unable to distinguish man from ape. Soonafter, the Simians decided that they have this war in the bag when The Undercity began using pointless propaganda and land lusts aimed at retrieving lost honor and switched to a max gains strategy. Just before minimum time, the Simians decided to monkey around and send Nightmares into Never say Never, The Undercity's largest province followed by an unprecedented amount of Night Strikes to quickly remove defences in order to bring it down to the ground. Soonafter, The Undercity conceeded the win.
May 4 of YR1 The Undercity WAR (XX:YY) has withdrawn from war. Our people rejoice at our victory!
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** Hostile Summary **
Total Attacks Made: 17 (2378 acres)
-- Traditional March: 17 (2378 acres)
Total Attacks Suffered: 8 (658 acres)
-- Traditional March: 1 (191 acres)
-- Ambush: 6 (467 acres)
-- Failed Attacks: 1 (12.5% failure)
The Kingdom of (Simians KLA)
Total acres exchanged: +1720 acres (17/8)
+197 acres: Oldie is Goldie (1/0)
+176 acres: 888 (1/0)
+176 acres: Anonymous province from (Simians KLA) (1/0)
+173 acres: War Field (1/0)
+146 acres: McHammer (1/0)
+146 acres: twitterfacebookinstagramtumblr (2/1)
+111 acres: ZetaMu (1/1)
+106 acres: Rob N Big (1/1)
+105 acres: britesmile (1/1)
+101 acres: Bad Moon Rising (1/0)
+98 acres: not Millennium Falcon (1/1)
+91 acres: ImDETECTIVEjohnKIMBELL (1/0)
+85 acres: Gibberish (1/0)
+75 acres: comfortably numb (1/0)
+68 acres: Elf (1/1)
-134 acres: Millennium Falcon (1/2)
The Kingdom of (Undercity)
Total acres exchanged: -1720 acres (8/17)
+15 acres: No Idea (1/1)
-101 acres: Underworld (0/1)
-173 acres: Dead Undead (0/1)
-174 acres: Erath (2/2)
-176 acres: Zombie diaries (0/1)
-197 acres: IwantShoes (0/1)
-237 acres: Facebook Timeline Sucks (0/2)
-308 acres: XxX-Black-hOle-suN-XxX (3/4)
-369 acres: Lunar Festival (2/4)
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** War Summary **
Total Attacks Made: 182 (18486 acres)
-- Traditional March: 167 (17649 acres)
-- Conquest: 5 (426 acres)
-- Ambush: 5 (411 acres)
-- Failed Attacks: 5 (2.7% failure)
Total Attacks Suffered: 141 (13878 acres)
-- Traditional March: 111 (12255 acres)
-- Ambush: 25 (1623 acres)
-- Failed Attacks: 5 (3.5% failure)
The Kingdom of (Simians KLA)
Total acres exchanged: +4608 acres (182/141)
+919 acres: eViL PeaNuT (11/4)
+705 acres: britesmile (13/5)
+704 acres: Gibberish (8/0)
+527 acres: McHammer (9/3)
+507 acres: Millennium Falcon (10/5)
+463 acres: ImDETECTIVEjohnKIMBELL (4/0)
+447 acres: Bad Moon Rising (7/3)
+430 acres: comfortably numb (10/2)
+369 acres: Elf (7/5)
+368 acres: War Field (6/3)
+327 acres: Resolving Problems (4/1)
+260 acres: 888 (10/4)
+170 acres: ZetaMu (10/12)
+45 acres: Anonymous province from (Simians KLA) (1/0)
+20 acres: Oldie is Goldie (14/19)
-33 acres: Supercooled Rain (11/12)
-169 acres: fikon (11/11)
-381 acres: twitterfacebookinstagramtumblr (11/13)
-513 acres: not Millennium Falcon (12/19)
-557 acres: Rob N Big (13/20)
The Kingdom of (Undercity)
Total acres exchanged: -4608 acres (141/182)
+683 acres: Determination (6/1)
+613 acres: MEGAUPLOAD (4/0)
+527 acres: Facebook Timeline Sucks (6/1)
+499 acres: Dead Undead (5/2)
+395 acres: Sacred Ex (3/0)
+384 acres: Same Ending Old Stories (5/1)
+291 acres: Underworld (3/0)
+271 acres: Zombie diaries (4/1)
+215 acres: Anonymous province from (Undercity) (2/0)
+47 acres: Undying (3/2)
-69 acres: Paulyan (3/3)
-144 acres: Erath (8/6)
-382 acres: Living Dead (8/6)
-400 acres: you cant handle me (7/7)
-404 acres: No Idea (5/8)
-408 acres: Lunar Festival (8/12)
-492 acres: Never say Never (5/9)
-599 acres: IwantShoes (8/12)
-846 acres: XxX-Black-hOle-suN-XxX (10/23)
-948 acres: plague (11/19)
-1237 acres: A new beginning (5/19)
-1256 acres: Jan Taminiau (12/28)
-1348 acres: Sons of Anarchy (10/22)
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Closing Comments:
Chuck, Silverback of Simians KLA:
"Bananas for all my active little apes. Thanks to Undercity for the war, but I expected less mistakes from them. Simians FTW!"
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Reporter's Notes:
We have lost connection with our news team within The Undercity as communications in the city have been damaged beyond repair. This had led to missing comments and input from The Undercity. Sorry for all inconveniences caused.
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