Well there's a good way to resolve this problem: write an equally and opposing article amputation HoH succumbing to the oppression and dirty playstyle that is Simians. The brave undercity townsfolk got stoned to death by the ruthless flying monkeys! Men, women and children were slaughtered by the thousands as the wicked wiz of the west Arni severely hurt their feelings and bones. Meanwhile, the phrase 'Toto, I believe we are not in Kentucky anymore' could be heard from the Undercity as a lonely woman and her dog sadly awaited their demise.