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    UF NEWS: Renamed KD Outplays Wanna Play

    UF NEWS: Renamed KD Outplays Wanna Play

    PRE-WAR:

    Despite having a glorious 5/7 finish last age, Wanna Play started this age off very slow as the monarch of Wanna Play and his wife who plays in the same kingdom got married and went on their honeymoon together. Another member of Wanna Play saw this as an opportunity for a downtime and decided to take a vacation sailing around Cape Breton. Naturally, activity was at an all time low for the kingdom of Wanna Play. After almost a month of inactivity, Wanna Play started to rev their gears into high gear once more and started looking for a war. At this time, Renamed KD decided to wave Wanna Play in hopes of getting a war. Renamed KD land grabbed in a wave fashion to quickly give Wanna Play the button as they were quite confident since they had a 2500 acre lead as well as a 400k Networth lead. Wanna Play's Strategist decided to accept Renamed KD's challenge after going over all the relevant information. Due to delays in pushing the button, Renamed KD expressed a slight irritance and focused on stealing gold and runes out of hostile to keep the reserves stocked. After a 14 hour delay, Wanna Play declared war!

    April 9 of YR3 Wanna Play (Wanna Play) has declared WAR with our kingdom!


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    WAR:


    The war kicked off with a dragon exchange. Wanna Play sent a Gold Dragon and Renamed KD sent a Ruby Dragon; neither dragons stayed long as they were quickly slain within a few ticks. Wanna Play was surprised by Renamed KD's quick 2nd dragon as they were not expecting Renamed KD to send another one so quickly and decided to tank it knowing that if the trend continues, Renamed KD would send endless dragons. After the sending of dragons, Renamed KD focused on chaining the top 3 offence heavy provinces to keep their faeries unbreakable. Wanna Play countered by chaining a select few of Renamed KD's hybrids. Upon noticing that one of Wanna Play's provinces accidentally suicided to the dragon, Renamed KD pounced on that province and quickly disabled it. As the dust settled from the first wave, Wanna Play focused on attempts to spread the plague to all non-undead provinces in Renamed KD. Wanna Play hoped to gain a long term advantage, but Renamed KD was very diligent at curing the plague with NBs. In response to Wanna Play?s strategy, Renamed KD decided to semi chain to widen the acre and networth gap to eventually push for the win. Wanna Play looked over the war plan once more and noticed that they are unable to keep up with Renamed KD's avians as they were too quick and decided to withdraw at minimum time to avoid losing even more.

    June 9 of YR3 Wanna Play at WAR (Wanna Play) has withdrawn from war. Our people rejoice at our victory!


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    ** Hostile Summary **


    Total Attacks Made: 20 (1016 acres)
    -- Traditional March: 12 (1016 acres)
    -- Massacres: 3 (2515 people)
    -- Plunders: 4
    -- Failed Attacks: 1 (5% failure)
    Total Attacks Suffered: 2 (46 acres)
    -- Traditional March: 1 (46 acres)
    -- Plunders: 1


    The Kingdom of (Renamed KD)

    Total acres exchanged: +970 acres (20/2)
    +180 acres: Sulphur Rainbow Realm (2/0)
    +141 acres: yuengling (2/0)
    +110 acres: Ultimate Slacker (1/0)
    +105 acres: Anonymous province from (Renamed KD) (2/0)
    +89 acres: CreepyFamily (1/0)
    +74 acres: Snor and Munch (1/0)
    +73 acres: Primordial (1/0)
    +68 acres: Faster Harder AVIAN (1/0)
    +61 acres: just a province (2/0)
    +39 acres: 0MGWTFBBQ (1/0)
    +30 acres: Random Paradise (2/1)
    +0 acres: Maleficarum (1/0)
    +0 acres: Radical Dreamer (1/0)
    +0 acres: Rend and Tear (1/1)
    +0 acres: Give the Dog a Bone (1/0)


    The Kingdom of (Wanna Play)

    Total acres exchanged: -970 acres (2/20)
    +46 acres: Outside the Rules (1/0)
    +0 acres: Inside my Schwarzwald (0/2)
    +0 acres: Outside my Dojo (1/2)
    -61 acres: inside the matrix (0/3)
    -76 acres: Outside My Grave (0/2)
    -89 acres: Outside my Problems (0/1)
    -110 acres: Inside not outside (0/1)
    -212 acres: Outside The FriendZone (0/3)
    -217 acres: Outside with my Friesians (0/3)
    -251 acres: Outside the box (0/3)

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    ** War Summary from Renamed KD**

    Total Attacks Made: 194 (9577 acres)
    -- Traditional March: 173 (9295 acres)
    -- Conquest: 2 (103 acres)
    -- Ambush: 4 (179 acres)
    -- Learns: 12
    -- Failed Attacks: 3 (1.5% failure)
    Total Attacks Suffered: 115 (5103 acres)
    -- Traditional March: 99 (4999 acres)
    -- Ambush: 8 (104 acres)
    -- Failed Attacks: 8 (7% failure)


    The Kingdom of (Renamed KD)

    Total acres exchanged: +4474 acres (194/115)
    +589 acres: CreepyFamily (12/1)
    +534 acres: Primordial (8/0)
    +476 acres: yuengling (7/0)
    +449 acres: Minas Ithil (10/1)
    +407 acres: Random Paradise (9/0)
    +376 acres: Dont Plague Me Bro (9/0)
    +364 acres: 0MGWTFBBQ (11/0)
    +359 acres: Maleficarum (9/1)
    +353 acres: Give the Dog a Bone (6/3)
    +345 acres: Snor and Munch (10/0)
    +312 acres: The Dark Knight (7/0)
    +281 acres: Analog Blog (14/13)
    +276 acres: Radical Dreamer (6/2)
    +219 acres: Sulphur Rainbow Realm (11/1)
    +184 acres: just a province (5/0)
    +152 acres: Rend and Tear (11/11)
    +56 acres: Faster Harder AVIAN (9/8)
    +22 acres: Clownfish (1/0)
    +0 acres: Anonymous province from (Renamed KD) (1/0)
    -276 acres: Ultimate Slacker (5/15)
    -278 acres: The Cable Gal (13/23)
    -304 acres: Tapout (9/16)
    -422 acres: Joker (11/20)


    The Kingdom of (Wanna Play)

    Total acres exchanged: -4474 acres (115/194)
    +162 acres: Inside Your Hoe (5/1)
    +102 acres: Inside The Void Beyond (6/1)
    +70 acres: Anonymous province from (Wanna Play) (2/0)
    +58 acres: Inside My Camera Studio (3/1)
    +35 acres: Inside Your Third World (5/7)
    -8 acres: Inside My Shadow (7/8)
    -75 acres: Inside My Nightmare (8/7)
    -84 acres: Outside the Rules (3/1)
    -132 acres: Inside my Treehouse (5/10)
    -158 acres: Outside my Problems (4/10)
    -163 acres: Outside My Inside (3/6)
    -187 acres: Inside my Schwarzwald (8/5)
    -203 acres: Outside My Grave (9/16)
    -210 acres: Inside not outside (0/2)
    -238 acres: Outside The FriendZone (7/11)
    -247 acres: Outside with my Friesians (0/5)
    -279 acres: Outside my Dojo (10/18)
    -313 acres: Outside the box (2/8)
    -420 acres: Outside my uncontrol magics (4/8)
    -490 acres: Outside Your Gate Chanting WAR (11/18)
    -491 acres: inside the matrix (4/17)
    -550 acres: Outside My Relationship (9/26)
    -653 acres: Inside Us All (0/8)


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    Wanna Play did not provide a war summary
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    Final Comments:


    Baron Jon Snow, Representative of Renamed KD:

    "Tnx for the war, we enjoyed the fight and hope to encounter wannaplay again inthe near future. Oh and winter is coming!"


    Bakewalk, Monarch of Wanna Play:

    "When all was said and done, Wanna Play gained what they desperately needed, activity. Renamed KD deserved the quick win as they were 100% ready to war."

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    Good article! I like the use of colors that I am seeing = D
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    Congratulations Rob on your wedding. We hope to war you soon Wanna Play but please stay inactive so that we can win against you guys...

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    congrats!!!

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    I was not invited n the wedding?! i'm suppose to be one of the flower girls! congratz Rob & to ur wifey! and yeah let's war again ^^

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    why would you get invited aNj, lol. they need a ring bearer (you), not a flower girl.

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    oh shooooooooot! i've always wanted to be a flower girl :'(

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    ewww...

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    nice article ;-D

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    I was sailing around Cape Horn lol
    not Cape Breton

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sertheng View Post
    I was sailing around Cape Horn lol
    not Cape Breton
    I can confirm that as a Breton on Skyrim that I indeed have no cape

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