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    UF News: Empyreans vs The Crayons

    Hostilities commenced when Empyreans sent a series of hits into The Crayons starting on February 8, YR3. Empyreans mentioned that they had shortlisted several kingdoms as potential war targets and were randoming their way down the list. Empyreans were itching for war, having turned Nobles away several days ago. Therefore, they immediately sat up and paid attention when they received several retals from The Crayons. EyeSmiles (of the Crayons) stated that he asked for a ceasefire after receiving the first hit, as their kingdom had just got out of war. With a few ticks passing and four more hits from Empyreans into The Crayons, EyeSmiles made the executive decision to retaliate by targeting Empyreans' elf with massacres and plundering several million gold coins.

    According to EyeSmiles, the rationale behind retaliating was to ensure that they did not lose all negotiating power for a ceasefire and to minimize Empyreans' gains in the 24 hours it would take for full fortified benefits to phase in. AniTinA (Empyreans) was originally asleep when the message for ceasefire was sent by The Crayons. As they had received several retals by The Crayons by the time the message was read, AniTinA disregarded the message and Empyreans waited to see if The Crayons would continue hitting. Instead, The Crayons dealt them with a war declaration 14 hours after the first hit, which took them unaware.

    February 22 of YR3 We have declared WAR on Empyreans!


    The Crayons opted for chains which turned into semi-chains, due to an insufficient number of attackers according to EyeSmiles.

    Empyreans employed a more straightforward approach, chaining high offense provinces from the get go. The second wave comprised of max gains, on the assumption that The Crayons might surrender. When that line of thinking was disproved, Empyreans returned to chaining active provinces of The Crayons.

    During the war, Parallax from The Crayons was killed following a concentrated number of hits sent to overpopulate him, combined with his forgetting to turn off wizard training.

    Two dragons were received by The Crayons in the course of the 72 hour war (a Ruby followed by an Emerald), whereas Empyreans were gifted with a single Ruby Drake.

    At the 72-hour mark, The Crayons threw in the towel, citing a lack of activity for their withdrawal.

    May 22 of YR3 The Crayons MA has withdrawn from war. Our people rejoice at our victory!


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    AniTinA, Monarch of Empyreans
    Was a good war Crayon has some very active provs they should be proud of how they did we actually had to create an award for one of my provs that got chained all war. Empyrean Underworld was nicknamed "Energizer bunny from hell" for all the attacks he took. We await a rematch with Crayon next age should they want one always nice to see how a kd grows over the age. And just like last time we had an article written on us Empyrean is what is because of each and every prov in the kd. I am honored to be the monarch of this group of players.

    EyeSmiles, Monarch of The Crayons
    Good war from Empyreans but sorry we didn't give you better beatings.

    War Highlights
    1. Hostile from Feb 8 YR3 - Feb 22, YR3
    2. Crayons declares war on Feb 22, YR3
    3. Empyreans send Crayons a Ruby Dragon on March 2, YR3
    4. Crayons send Empyreans a Ruby Dragon on April 18, YR3
    5. Empyreans send Crayons an Emerald Dragon on May 6, YR3
    6. Crayons withdraw on May 22, YR3 (72 hour war)


    ** Hostile Summary from The Crayons **
    Total attacks made: 12 (256 acres)
    -- Traditional march: 3 (256 acres)
    -- Massacre: 2 (1,207 population)
    -- Plunder: 5
    -- Failed: 2 (16.7% failure)
    Total attacks suffered: 24 (1,270 acres)
    -- Traditional march: 14 (1,270 acres)
    -- Massacre: 4 (3,715 population)
    -- Learn: 4
    -- Failed: 2 (8.3% failure)


    ** Hostile Summary from Empyreans **
    Total attacks made: 9 (96 acres)
    -- Traditional march: 1 (96 acres)
    -- Massacre: 2 (1,207 population)
    -- Plunder: 4
    -- Failed: 2 (22.2% failure)
    Total attacks suffered: 19 (666 acres)
    -- Traditional march: 7 (666 acres)
    -- Massacre: 5 (4,809 population)
    -- Plunder: 1
    -- Learn: 3
    -- Failed: 3 (15.8% failure)



    ** War Summary from The Crayons **
    Total attacks made: 174 (7,992 acres)
    -- Traditional march: 137 (7,751 acres)
    -- Ambush: 9 (241 acres)
    -- Conquest: 11 (280 acres)
    -- Raze: 1 (16 acres)
    -- Massacre: 2 (2,134 population)
    -- Plunder: 1
    -- Learn: 1
    -- Failed: 12 (6.9% failure)
    Total attacks suffered: 238 (10,735 acres)
    -- Traditional march: 228 (10,598 acres)
    -- Ambush: 4 (137 acres)
    -- Failed: 6 (2.5% failure)



    ** War Summary from Empyreans **
    Total attacks made: 238 (11,499 acres)
    -- Traditional march: 224 (11,362 acres)
    -- Ambush: 4 (137 acres)
    -- Conquest: 4 (172 acres)
    -- Failed: 6 (2.5% failure)
    Total attacks suffered: 175 (7,670 acres)
    -- Traditional march: 149 (7,429 acres)
    -- Ambush: 9 (241 acres)
    -- Raze: 1 (16 acres)
    -- Massacre: 2 (2,134 population)
    -- Plunder: 1
    -- Learn: 1
    -- Failed: 12 (6.9% failure)
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    I thought wizards were not drafted anymore if you had twice as many as peasants..shame a province had to die tho

    Good job to empyreans, still don't really wanna war you again

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    You put alot of work into the article, Great Work!
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    We did greatKD is much improved..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Criticalmaster View Post
    We did greatKD is much improved..
    LOL yeahhhh! ^_^

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    Goodjob Empyreans & too bad Crayons (as an ex-crayon myself ). Btw nice article clarey, keep it up x).

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    Excellent article. Thanks for putting in all that time and effort!

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    clarey's the best reporter lol, hands down.
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    omg, clarey! I want you for my articles now!!!

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    the only critique i can give is via the "hostile" papers shouldnt you only include the actions that occur between the kd's. Not ALL actions from the newspaper.

    IE

    ** Hostile Summary from The Crayons **
    Total attacks made: 12 (256 acres)
    Total attacks suffered: 24 (1,270 acres)

    ** Hostile Summary from Empyreans **
    Total attacks made: 9 (96 acres)
    Total attacks suffered: 19 (666 acres)

    doesnt represent the hostile relations between those 2 kd's.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Persain View Post
    the only critique i can give is via the "hostile" papers shouldnt you only include the actions that occur between the kd's. Not ALL actions from the newspaper.

    IE

    ** Hostile Summary from The Crayons **
    Total attacks made: 12 (256 acres)
    Total attacks suffered: 24 (1,270 acres)

    ** Hostile Summary from Empyreans **
    Total attacks made: 9 (96 acres)
    Total attacks suffered: 19 (666 acres)

    doesnt represent the hostile relations between those 2 kd's.
    There is also a discrepancy in the war papers, where one of the kingdoms received an OOW attack.

    Wrt to the hostile papers, I agree that it doesn't reflect the true hostile relations between the 2 kingdoms. However, the hostile period was approximately half a day (give or take a few hours) and some kingdoms can get a bit iffy about showing how much 'hardship'/ attacks they suffered during the pre-war period.
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    Grats to the winner.

    Nice use of colors clarey. You should get paid for that!

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    Quote Originally Posted by clarey View Post
    There is also a discrepancy in the war papers, where one of the kingdoms received an OOW attack.

    Wrt to the hostile papers, I agree that it doesn't reflect the true hostile relations between the 2 kingdoms. However, the hostile period was approximately half a day (give or take a few hours) and some kingdoms can get a bit iffy about showing how much 'hardship'/ attacks they suffered during the pre-war period.
    Wow they finally got someone good to write for them. gj Clarey . =)

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    Quote Originally Posted by tak3shi View Post
    Wow they finally got someone good to write for them. gj Clarey . =)

    p.s
    Hopefully more will learn from you.


    Haha way to make the rest of us look bad clarey :-s

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    Quote Originally Posted by TitanReborn View Post
    Haha way to make the rest of us look bad clarey :-s
    nonsense. you should ask tak3shi how much i paid him to say that.
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