Share some funny logs!

[baka]

Lets share some funny logs from different kingdoms and see what's really going on inside those IRC channels... let me start of first:

Length of conversation to make a hit: 15 minutes
Length of conversation to get NS: 15 minutes

Nov 09 19:16:12 <Khaos> help
Nov 09 19:16:16 <Meeni> you're home?
Nov 09 19:16:29 <Meeni> you need to go to #hotstuffs and post army so i can tell
Nov 09 19:16:42 <Khaos> ffs!
Nov 09 19:16:53 <Khaos> Ive had 3 bottles ogt tequila
Nov 09 19:17:02 <Khaos> Didnt getlaidf
Nov 09 19:17:06 <Meeni> ************
Nov 09 19:17:07 <Khaos> toget hre
Nov 09 19:17:51 <Meeni> tell me what OFF you have
Nov 09 19:18:32 <Khaos> 70k 4 gens
Nov 09 19:18:35 <Meeni> ok
Nov 09 19:18:36 <Khaos> like a boss
Nov 09 19:18:46 <Meeni> MASSACRE
Nov 09 19:18:48 <Meeni> ah ah ah yeah
Nov 09 19:18:52 <Meeni> send ALL
Nov 09 19:19:00 <Meeni> select those things and DOUBLE CHECK
Nov 09 19:19:10 <Meeni> you have ALL selected
Nov 09 19:19:12 <Meeni> MASSACRE
Nov 09 19:19:15 <Meeni> and AH AH AH YEAH
Nov 09 19:19:55 <Meeni> can you do those
Nov 09 19:20:24 <Khaos> dropped the galhome..
Nov 09 19:20:29 <Khaos> didnt get laid
Nov 09 19:20:35 <Meeni> can you please make a hit
Nov 09 19:20:39 <Meeni> and we can cry about it later
Nov 09 19:20:41 <Meeni> MASSACRE
Nov 09 19:20:41 <Khaos> sure
Nov 09 19:20:44 <Meeni> Ah ah ah yeah
Nov 09 19:20:46 <Meeni> x:x
Nov 09 19:20:48 <Meeni> send ALL
Nov 09 19:20:50 <Khaos> whrer and who?
Nov 09 19:21:13 <Meeni> x:x
Nov 09 19:21:19 <Meeni> select ah ah ah yeah
Nov 09 19:21:22 <Meeni> select massacre
Nov 09 19:21:26 <Meeni> select 4 generals
Nov 09 19:21:28 <Meeni> select all your off
Nov 09 19:21:41 <Khaos> anyone there?
Nov 09 19:22:09 <Meeni> wtf
Nov 09 19:22:13 <Khaos> get on skupe and tell me what to do
Nov 09 19:22:28 <Meeni> you need to pay attention
Nov 09 19:22:53 <Meeni> can you please pay attention
Nov 09 19:23:16 <Khaos> I am
Nov 09 19:23:25 <Meeni> ok
Nov 09 19:23:29 <Meeni> KINGDOM IS x:x
Nov 09 19:23:31 <Meeni> start there
Nov 09 19:23:34 <Khaos> target?
Nov 09 19:23:43 <Khaos> Ill get intel and hit
Nov 09 19:23:55 <Meeni> no
Nov 09 19:24:00 <Meeni> do EXACTLY AS I TELL YOU
Nov 09 19:24:07 <Khaos> roger
Nov 09 19:24:23 <Meeni> select kingdom x:x in war room
Nov 09 19:24:34 <Meeni> select the prov called "ah ah ah yeah"
Nov 09 19:25:11 <Meeni> tell me when that's done
Nov 09 19:25:18 <Khaos> done
Nov 09 19:25:23 <Meeni> ok
Nov 09 19:25:25 <Meeni> now set generals to 4
Nov 09 19:25:33 <Khaos> drunk not tupid
Nov 09 19:25:35 <Meeni> and set all your offspecs and all your elites
Nov 09 19:25:42 <Meeni> then select MASSACRE
Nov 09 19:25:45 <Meeni> very important
Nov 09 19:26:28 <Khaos> done
Nov 09 19:26:34 <Meeni> ok
Nov 09 19:26:36 <Meeni> now double check
Nov 09 19:26:38 <Meeni> all is set
Nov 09 19:27:06 <Khaos> send all troops at whm?
Nov 09 19:27:21 <Meeni> the prov is called "ah ah ah yeah"
Nov 09 19:27:23 <Meeni> did you set that
Nov 09 19:28:04 <Khaos> yes
Nov 09 19:28:10 <Meeni> ok now
Nov 09 19:28:12 <Meeni> is massacre set
Nov 09 19:28:14 <Meeni> are 4 gens set
Nov 09 19:28:18 <Meeni> and is all off ready to send
Nov 09 19:28:46 <Khaos> so send al at ah ah ahah yeah
Nov 09 19:28:52 <Khaos> mass
Nov 09 19:28:55 <Khaos> 4 gens
Nov 09 19:28:58 <Meeni> yeah
Nov 09 19:29:05 <Meeni> you can go when you're ready
Nov 09 19:29:06 <Khaos> rd
Nov 09 19:29:37 <Khaos> say when
Nov 09 19:29:42 <Meeni> go
Nov 09 19:30:14 <Khaos> all off massacre 4 gens at 7 3 ah ah ah yeah
Nov 09 19:30:20 <Meeni> yes
Nov 09 19:30:23 <Meeni> GO
Nov 09 19:30:52 <Khaos> Your forces arrive at ah ah ah yeah (x:x). A tough battle took place, but we have managed a victory! Your army massacred 1,141 peasants, thieves, and wizards!
Nov 09 19:30:53 <Khaos> We killed about 563 enemy troops.
Nov 09 19:30:53 <Khaos> Our forces will be available again in 11.11 days (on March 21 of YR1).
Nov 09 19:31:08 <Meeni> yay
Nov 09 19:31:23 <Khaos> good?
Nov 09 19:31:32 <Meeni> YES
Nov 09 19:31:35 <Meeni> thanks
Nov 09 19:31:40 <Meeni> you have stealth?
Nov 09 19:31:57 <Meeni> feel the glamour and pink(x:x) NS ALL STEALTH
Nov 09 19:31:59 <Khaos> ofc
Nov 09 19:33:09 <Khaos> all thifes?
Nov 09 19:33:20 <Meeni> send like 1500
Nov 09 19:34:14 <Khaos> spam?
Nov 09 19:34:28 <Meeni> yeah
Nov 09 19:37:39 <Khaos> all stealth?
Nov 09 19:37:42 <Meeni> yeah
Nov 09 19:37:56 <Meeni> and then you can go back to bed and when you wake up it'll be like 50%+ again
Nov 09 19:37:57 <Meeni>
Nov 09 19:38:46 <Khaos> ffs
Nov 09 19:38:49 <Khaos> booze
Nov 09 19:39:01 <Khaos> got 15k runes
Nov 09 19:39:09 <Meeni> send me
Nov 09 19:39:13 <Meeni> Wai Lai Nee Doh
Nov 09 19:41:30 <Khaos> phone
Nov 09 19:41:34 <Khaos> answer
Nov 09 19:41:55 <Khaos> ****er
Nov 09 19:41:56 <Meeni> ? phone is in car
Nov 09 19:42:13 <Khaos> dialedinfo phone
Nov 09 19:42:23 <Meeni> what do you need
Nov 09 19:42:41 <Khaos> words
Nov 09 19:42:47 <Khaos> I am dead drunk:D
Nov 09 19:42:50 <Meeni> just go to bed
Nov 09 19:43:29 <Khaos> bastard
Nov 09 19:43:38 <Khaos> aid runes to?

[Palem]

literally just happened lol

<removed on request>

[Tree10]

Lol

[Realest]

[23:23] Palem is realest on?

what do i gotta do with it

[Realest]

[04:03:53] Session Ident: typhon (UtoNet, Aventador) (~typhon@5AD96A20.21F5206B.C4A653A5.IP)
[04:03:53] <typhon> hi
[04:03:57] <typhon> are u still recruiting?
[04:04:05] <Aventador> are you malaysian
[04:04:13] <typhon> no
[04:04:27] <typhon> what makes you think i am malaysian?
[04:05:02] <Aventador> your IP
[04:05:16] <typhon> i'm from singapore
[04:05:21] <typhon> GMT +8
[04:05:36] <typhon> well, but you kind of rejected me quite promptly
[04:05:54] <typhon> so i guess you dont want anyone from this time zone?
[04:06:20] <Aventador> singapore is ok
[04:06:23] <Aventador> i like singapore players
[04:06:26] <Aventador> malaysian players tho
[04:06:28] <Aventador> theyre garbage
[04:06:39] <Aventador> just the attitude of the people
[04:06:40] <Aventador> you know?
[04:06:56] <typhon> i would prefer not to comment on such stuff
[04:07:05] <Aventador> but what if i insisted
[04:07:28] <typhon> let's go straight to the point
[04:07:35] <typhon> I'm interested to join your KD
[04:07:54] <typhon> and do I need to go through an interview? if so what would you like to know about me?
[04:08:03] <Aventador> yes
[04:08:08] <Aventador> i need to know what u think about malays
[04:08:23] <typhon> you can't be serious ...
[04:08:34] <Aventador> i am serious
[04:09:09] <typhon> i think they are a bunch of lazy bumps, start work late, long rest periods, ends work early
[04:09:24] <typhon> though there are nice people among them too
[04:09:45] <Aventador> good

[Palem]

I thought he was in trollfags because he was idling there and the other channels didn't look like kd channels. I'm not in the loop so that's all I have to go on lol

[Darkz Azn]

<Darkz_Azn> odd
<dizzy> odd
<malm> odd
<dan|away> odd
<dorje> odd
<deana> odd
<wizard> odd
<therock> odd
<princess> odd
<Chai> odd
<aos> odd
<stoffi> odd
<skraz> odd
<minx> odd
<seb> odd
<stella> odd
...
[to be cont]

[baka]

[18:29] <Skieve> !orders
[18:35] <handyman> !calc 12+41/(41-12)
[18:35] <BiObot> handyman: 12+41/(41-12) = 13.413793
[18:35] <handyman> !calc 13.5*12(12+2)
[18:35] <BiObot> handyman: 13.5*12(12+2) = 162
[18:35] <handyman> !calc 162/12
[18:35] <BiObot> handyman: 162/12 = 13.5
[18:35] <handyman> cooll
[18:36] <handyman> idk what im doing
[18:36] <handyman> calcing to feel smart

[dizzysky]

[17:42] Linds: I need a box that doesn't leak like mine does


and i wish i had my old quotes file from my old comp :(

[Avenger]

[06:16:28] <Lownah> just so theres no question about my dedication, i will pretty much be sacrificing sex to make my hit in 4 hours
[10:26:54] <JustRelax> Lownah's army 3 has returned!
[22:45:31] <Lownah> Your forces arrive at [...]

[SillyRabbit]

How about funny war stats? This is from the Strippers vs Zombies war:

(Total 132 utopian days)
Total Attacks Made: 834
Total Kingdom Gains: 17017 Acres (52869/35852)
Total Uniques Made: 290
Total Uniques Suffered: 190

Zombies lost on the first day... but here we are

[Persain]

Nov 09 19:25:33 <Khaos> drunk not tupid

i beg to differ i've played with khaos. ;)

Seriously though our logs look like that sometimes too

[KuhaN]

[06:16:28] <Lownah> just so theres no question about my dedication, i will pretty much be sacrificing sex to make my hit in 4 hours
[10:26:54] <JustRelax> Lownah's army 3 has returned!
[22:45:31] <Lownah> Your forces arrive at [...]

Rofl.

I wish i saved logs.

[lastunicorn]

Nov 09 19:18:35 <Meeni> ok
Nov 09 19:18:36 <Khaos> like a boss
Nov 09 19:18:46 <Meeni> MASSACRE
Nov 09 19:18:48 <Meeni> ah ah ah yeah

I thought Meeni was just excited about the hit, didn't realize there's a prov named ah ah yeah.

[Bishop]

[12:59:23] <Wannes> Sitting has been activated on your account for the player "xxxxxx".
[12:59:26] <Bishop> whats account owner name?
[12:59:29] <Bishop> kk
[12:59:31] <Wannes> "xxxxxx" ftw
[12:59:39] <Bishop> um
[12:59:41] <Bishop> wannes
[12:59:44] <Bishop> you are xxxxxx
[12:59:48] <Wannes> I am
[12:59:50] <Bishop> you are sitting yourself
[12:59:53] <Wannes> wtf
[12:59:55] <Wannes> lol
[13:00:00] <Wannes> u've got to be kidding me
[13:00:02] <Bishop> lmao
[13:00:16] <Wannes> lol
[13:00:19] <Wannes> serious stuff
[13:00:25] <Wannes> wtf
[13:00:28] <Wannes> ur right
[13:00:31] <Bishop> lmao
[13:00:35] <Wannes> I can't cancel it can I? :/
[13:00:35] <Bishop> nubhat
[13:00:39] <Wannes> how retarded is that
[13:00:39] <Bishop> i have no idea
[13:01:02] <Wannes> Sitting must be active for a minimum of 3 days, before it can be cancelled.
[13:01:03] <Wannes> lol
[13:01:09] <Wannes> did I just do something stupid
[13:01:09] <Wannes> :/
[13:01:13] <Wannes> I'm playing my own acc
[13:01:16] <Wannes> and I'm paying for it