Dr. Magic and Professor Javier

[javierNelson]

are now holding court on either irc.utonet.org or irc.absalomalliance.com

join #sinners and have all your questions answered.

Would you like to know what the future holds? We have a crystal ball to consult and we're willing to look deep inside the veil of mysteries to answer the questions that plague you. Utopia related? Sure, there's that. Strategic questions? Oh, we've got that strategy. Do you have questions that you'd like answered related to love, life, and happiness? Come on over and we'll give you those answers too.

No one is turned away, no question remains unanswered. Don't want to join IRC channel? That's all right, we'll hold a satellite court here as well. Ask away, don't let inhibitions hold you back, if you have a nagging issue, let us know and we'll assist you. We're certified and we've got papers and a pedigree, all you need to do is ask. For now This is a once a week thing, but that may change according to the world's needs and desires. We're here for you, we drop knowledge and pursue the most dangerous questions in the universe. No question is too dumb, no intellectual pursuit too naive: we offer our services (mostly) free of charge so come on over and take advantage. This is a community building experience aimed at those less fortunate in the realm of "knowledge". We've all got a lot to learn still, come on over and we'll school you and maybe you can school us in return*.



*creative license employed here.

[Deana]

They even let me idle there :o

[UnknownGhost]

Who is this ghetto

[javierNelson]

This ghetto isn't the main concern that you have, unknownghost, it's those nagging questions and sneaking suspicions in the back of your mind that remain unanswered that should concern you.

[octobrev]

Do you foresee dark humans in our future?

[javierNelson]

<octobrev> i want to know the status of the darkhumans
<professorJavier> they're not what they seem. darkhumans are naturally duplicitous and can't be trusted. it's actually a synonym for "politician"
<professorJavier> or "criminal"
<DrMagic> altho the idea thrives in our heads and the minds of many utopians the idea has been officially denounced by the mods
<professorJavier> some of their powers include obfuscation, lies, deception, and theft
<DrMagic> we regret to inform the future prospect looks grim for them
<octobrev> :(
<DrMagic> working on an endl?snung but logistics takes time
<professorJavier> the true problem is that they strike too close to the heart: these creatures actually exist in the real world so they will never be given a chance in this fantasy game
<professorJavier> unfortunate? yes. true? unfortunately, yes
<octobrev> but we have normal humans
<octobrev> just like rl
<DrMagic> they are based on "irish" ppl, which arn't really humans
<professorJavier> normal humans, unfortunately, do not read books like the utopian humans
<professorJavier> the "irish" humans in utopia do only two things: drink and read books, half of them only read one book called "the bible" it's an elusive text but central to their philosophy
<DrMagic> however as they want the world to percieve them as humans, even tho they are vile creatures they have taken this form and name for their own personal gain
<professorJavier> ultimately, humans are a greedy people. they will always be out for their own gain
<professorJavier> the "darkhumans" just bring that fact too close to home for these utopian gods. they fear that the game may reflect real life too much
<professorJavier> so the player suffers, it's sad but true
<professorJavier> next question

[KuhaN]

wtf is this nerd crap

[JJ NA]

sad truths :( very unfortunate

[javierNelson]

Good Evening KuhaN,

First, we need to establish what you mean by "nerd crap". Since I don't see you in channel, I'll take a guess: our scholarly approach, augmented by the crystal ball of knowledge, somehow scares you. It's ok to be scared sometimes. I get startled when I go fishing and those worms get all prickly. You know what I'm talking about?

That's really the only thing that scares me, uncovering the truth about utopia, life, love, and happiness excites and enthralls me. I hope it does the same to you. Essentially though, KuhaN, we're here to help.

[KuhaN]

tldr

[javierNelson]

I just found out what that "tldr" means and it's insulting. To me, some. To you, it's self-insulting. A kind of "I give up, i'd really rather not read"

[UnknownGhost]

Do you foresee dark humans in our future?

Are you talking about black people? :S

[KuhaN]

I just found out what that "tldr" means and it's insulting. To me, some. To you, it's self-insulting. A kind of "I give up, i'd really rather not read"

I prefer blaming it on my adhd :(

[Deana]

ProfessorJavier & DrMagic's advice made me richer. Thanks guys!

[javierNelson]

Good news everyone!

Court is once again in session, join in the enlightening discussion!

Ask away and ye shall receive answers!!