About a week and a half into the age, the kingdom of Warcry had already obtained their first win with a gain of about 5,000 acres. Roughly 40 hours after the end of the war, Warcry noticed they were starting to stock gc and were already retrained, so they decided to exit their war ending ceasefire early to begin pumping science at a faster pace.Author's Note: I would like to extend my apologies for the EXTREME delay on this article. Initially I was awaiting for Elitist Jerks to respond with their side, and in the process left on vacation. I returned about a week ago and am only now getting caught up. I do not like to pass up opportunities on articles, and I apologize again for the excessive delay!
To their dismay, about an hour after they exited ceasefire the then untagged kingdom of Elitist Jerks began to plunder Warcry's new stash of gold. In response, Warcry started a dragon, began blanket Meteor Showers and started retalling.
Approximately 24 hours into the hostile, Elitist Jerks decided to enter Fortified stance, so Warcry assumed the hostile would be at it's end. They sent their dragon and went back into pumping sciences.
Wrong in their assumption, Warcry came back the next day to see Elitist Jerks were no longer in fortified, and waved again for approximately 2k acres. Frustrated, Warcry declared war.
April 3 of YR1 We have declared WAR on DOTA 2 Hostile!
Under the presumption the still untagged kingdom they were facing was a semi-ghetto, Warcry chose to basically max gain, and used their economy to out-train Jerks. For an early age top-feeding war, this strategy appeared fairly effective. Although the war lasted for eleven utopia months, the final reward for Warcry's decision was pleasing and worthwhile.
Comments:
Elitist Jerks was unavailable for comments.vdshark, monarch of Warcry, commented:
"Was a fun war, expected a bit more from EJ"
** Hostile summary from Warcry **
Total Attacks Made: 12 (1034 acres)
-- Traditional March: 11 (1034 acres)
-- Learns: 1
Total Attacks Suffered: 36 (2311 acres)
-- Traditional March: 29 (2311 acres)
-- Plunders: 5
-- Failed Attacks: 2 (5.6% failure)
The Kingdom of Warcry
Total acres exchanged: -1277 acres (12/36)
+101 acres: Blumpie Town (2/2)
+88 acres: Justins Timber (3/0)
+23 acres: OhMiBod (3/4)
+16 acres: Kokeshi Boy Doll (1/1)
-25 acres: Silver Bullet (1/2)
-68 acres: Snugglepuss (1/2)
-87 acres: i10 dancer Tango (0/2)
-112 acres: Wand - James Wand (1/3)
-114 acres: Johnny Deep (0/3)
-115 acres: Sweet Obsession DivineMassager (0/1)
-123 acres: Strap-on Batman (0/2)
-124 acres: Doc Johnson Lucid Dreams (0/2)
-159 acres: Power Bunny (0/2)
-170 acres: Waterproof Wabbit Vibe (0/2)
-172 acres: Mr Markus 9 (0/5)
-236 acres: Corn On The Cob (0/3)
The Kingdom of Elitist Jerks
Total acres exchanged: +1174 acres (30/8)
+190 acres: Dragon Knight (3/1)
+164 acres: Ursa (2/0)
+121 acres: Doom Bringer (1/0)
+115 acres: Axe (1/0)
+109 acres: Warlock (1/0)
+100 acres: Crystal Maiden (1/0)
+90 acres: Lycanthrope (1/0)
+87 acres: Outworld Destroyer (1/0)
+80 acres: Ancient Apparition (1/0)
+79 acres: Faceless Void (2/0)
+77 acres: Brewmaster (1/0)
+70 acres: Enigma (1/0)
+68 acres: Beastmaster (2/0)
+66 acres: Shadow Fiend (1/0)
+65 acres: Life Stealer (1/0)
+57 acres: Lina (1/0)
+55 acres: Spirit Breaker (1/0)
+44 acres: Shadow Demon (1/0)
+44 acres: Vengeful Spirit (1/0)
-58 acres: Viper (2/1)
-223 acres: Queen of Pain (0/2)
-226 acres: Skeleton King (4/4)
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** WAR summary from Warcry **
Total Attacks Made: 951 (64617 acres)
-- Traditional March: 915 (63686 acres)
-- Ambush: 16 (931 acres)
-- Massacres: 6 (6298 people)
-- Failed Attacks: 14 (1.5% failure)
Total Attacks Suffered: 926 (55103 acres)
-- Traditional March: 893 (54871 acres)
-- Ambush: 3 (172 acres)
-- Raze: 4 (60 acres)
-- Massacres: 1 (320 people)
-- Failed Attacks: 25 (2.7% failure)
The Kingdom of Warcry
Total acres exchanged: +9514 acres (951/926)
+1213 acres: Kokeshi Boy Doll (43/30)
+909 acres: Strap-on Batman (50/30)
+854 acres: Wand - James Wand (43/41)
+819 acres: Pleasure Periscope (14/5)
+761 acres: Bullet Bunny (28/27)
+621 acres: Power Bunny (44/32)
+595 acres: Allota Fagina (15/6)
+528 acres: Dildo Baggins (7/0)
+516 acres: i10 dancer Tango (58/68)
+506 acres: Johnny Deep (45/32)
+469 acres: The Shake Spear (9/0)
+456 acres: Shaftalicious (47/51)
+442 acres: Waterproof Wabbit Vibe (57/38)
+427 acres: Morning Glory (7/4)
+376 acres: Snugglepuss (41/38)
+354 acres: OhMiBod (38/35)
+207 acres: Doc Johnson Lucid Dreams (54/49)
+165 acres: Blumpie Town (41/37)
+79 acres: Sweet Obsession DivineMassager (59/59)
+9 acres: Justins Timber (66/98)
-81 acres: Corn On The Cob (61/97)
-119 acres: Silver Bullet (53/58)
-252 acres: Brad Pitts Arm (8/14)
-340 acres: Mr Markus 9 (63/77)
The Kingdom of Elitist Jerks
Total acres exchanged: -9594 acres (919/951)
+270 acres: Vengeful Spirit (25/10)
+113 acres: Shadow Demon (30/14)
+65 acres: Dark Seer (23/22)
-85 acres: Brewmaster (26/23)
-128 acres: Death Prophet (0/1)
-137 acres: Ancient Apparition (46/39)
-157 acres: Spirit Breaker (55/38)
-207 acres: Dragon Knight (42/39)
-257 acres: Zeus (0/2)
-272 acres: Life Stealer (39/29)
-363 acres: Shadow Fiend (50/53)
-405 acres: Outworld Destroyer (37/28)
-514 acres: Ursa (58/69)
-554 acres: Axe (23/25)
-571 acres: Crystal Maiden (35/33)
-620 acres: Faceless Void (48/44)
-626 acres: Warlock (54/67)
-629 acres: Enigma (35/38)
-643 acres: Lycanthrope (42/36)
-652 acres: Doom Bringer (46/57)
-702 acres: Beastmaster (52/73)
-740 acres: Skeleton King (61/97)
-793 acres: Viper (43/44)
-987 acres: Lina (49/70)