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    UF NEWS: CanWe Burns Down Nub Sanitarium

    UF NEWS: CanWe Burns Down Nub Sanitarium*

    Despite being searching for war for nearly a week, Sanitarium had no success in finding a willing opponent. By some stroke of luck, both Sanitarium and CanWe did not wave each other. There were brief moments of intel gathering but no hostilities ever brewed until they have exhausted their warring options. Sanitarium moved first against CanWe sending a full out trad march wave that gave the button away despite CanWe tagging no war. CanWe intentionally limited retals in order to keep Sanitarium in the dark about warring prospects. CanWe's move paid off when one of Sanitarium's players made a mistake and accidentally sent their Ruby Dragon in hostile which was promptly slain. CanWe did not seize the opportunity to declare immediately which gave Sanitarium some breathing room to conduct desparate out of hostile plunders in order to fund their dragon. Shortly afterwards, CanWe declared war!

    April 21 of YR9 CanWE has declared WAR with our kingdom!

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    With a Ruby Dragon ready, CanWe launched a devastating first wave taking out Sanitarium's faeries in order to get long term magical op advantage.Sanitarium retaliated by chaining CanWe's top offence provinces to keep their remaining T/Ms safe. CanWe's sent a ruby dragon which was promptly slain by Sanitarium and CanWe quickly started and sent a gold which crippled Sanitarium's economy. After meeting their initial objectives, CanWe then focused on chaining provinces with low lands incoming as well as selectively ambushing to lower the incoming lands of chain targets. Sanitarium countered by chaining CanWe's Elves in a bid to retake the magical op advantage that CanWe enjoys. CanWe's Gold Dragon combined with a huge magical advantage destroyed Sanitarium's economy thus resulting in Sanitarium's failure to send another dragon. Sanitarium chose not to slay the gold dragon citing a lack of specs. Sanitarium's usual strategy towards dragon slaying involves the Faeries and Halflings drafting extra specialists in order to slay the dragon; however, this proved to be impossible as CanWe still retained many high offensive provinces that could break the Faeries and Halflings if they attempted to slay the dragon. After losing out on economy, activity and dedication in Sanitarium took a hit resulting in Sanitarium withdrawing after a long hard battle.

    February 1 of YR10 Unable to achieve victory, our Kingdom has withdrawn from war with CanWE. Our failed war has finally ended!

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    ** Kingdom news report **
    For the time from April 1 of YR9 till April 21 of YR9 - 21 hours
    [ http://home-world.org/utopia/formatter/ - Seraphim online formatter ]


    ** Hostile Summary from CanWe **

    Total attacks made: 10 (364 acres)
    -- Traditional march: 2 (307 acres)
    -- Ambush: 1 (57 acres)
    -- Plunder: 7
    -- Uniques: 8

    Total attacks suffered: 26 (3,122 acres)
    -- Traditional march: 22 (3,122 acres)
    -- Raze: 2 (67 acres)
    -- Plunder: 1
    -- Learn: 1
    -- Uniques: 22

    ** The kingdom of CanWe **

    Total land exchanged: -2,758 (10/26)

    +307 Dexters Hidden Lab (2 [1]/0)
    - Dark Night Delight (1 [1]/0)
    - Awesome Swiss Army Painkillers (1 [1]/0)
    -57 All Italians Drink Sambuca (2 [1]/1)
    -60 Freedom Of Creation - FOC (0/2)
    -127 Dont Nuke Australia (0/1)
    -202 LennyTheTicklishPug (0/1)
    -230 Always Wary Of Leopards (2 [2]/1)
    -268 Uber Furry Obliterator (1 [1]/3)
    -307 Lost My Awesome Oatmeal O_o (0/2)
    -371 Masta Cylinder (0/3)
    -438 MaDMAn (0/2)
    -489 All Day I Dream About Sex (0/4)
    -583 Tackle My Inlaws (1 [1]/6)


    ** The kingdom of Sanitarium **

    Total land exchanged: +2,667 (24/3)

    +454 Kneepads of Allure (3 [2]/0)
    +405 Katrina (2 [2]/0)
    +336 Burg of gothen (4 [2]/1)
    +315 Shreks little brother (2 [1]/0)
    +286 DoKus III (1 [1]/0)
    +192 isuckatplayingelf (1 [1]/0)
    +152 Anger Management Issues (1 [1]/0)
    +144 The Burger Gods (3 [3]/0)
    +127 TehImba (1 [1]/0)
    +124 Pain-Train (1 [1]/0)
    +110 chin of nibblet (1 [1]/0)
    +76 72 Days of Peace (1 [1]/0)
    +66 nibblet (1 [1]/0)
    +52 Land of Hydroponics (1 [1]/0)
    -105 Land of Fatness (1 [1]/2)

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    ** Hostile Summary from Sanitarium **

    Total Attacks Made: 30 (3031 acres)
    -- Traditional March: 21 (3031 acres)
    -- Raze: 2 (67 acres)
    -- Plunders: 7

    Total Attacks Suffered: 5 (364 acres)
    -- Traditional March: 2 (307 acres)
    -- Ambush: 1 (57 acres)
    -- Learns: 2


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    ** Kingdom news report **
    For the time from April 21 of YR9 till February 1 of YR10 - 101 hours
    [ http://home-world.org/utopia/formatter/ - Seraphim online formatter ]


    ** War Summary from CanWe **

    Total attacks made: 660 (49,695 acres)
    -- Traditional march: 572 (45,266 acres)
    -- Ambush: 28 (2,175 acres)
    -- Conquest: 28 (2,254 acres)
    -- Raze: 6 (128 acres)
    -- Learn: 10
    -- Failed: 16 (2.4% failure)
    -- Uniques: 176

    Total attacks suffered: 711 (45,569 acres)
    -- Traditional march: 563 (40,843 acres)
    -- Ambush: 56 (4,726 acres)
    -- Raze: 3 (87 acres)
    -- Plunder: 2
    -- Learn: 71
    -- Failed: 16 (2.3% failure)
    -- Uniques: 222

    ** The kingdom of CanWe **

    Total land exchanged: +4,126 (660/711)

    +2,535 Dexters Hidden Lab (28 [8]/9)
    +2,369 All Day I Dream About Sex (38 [9]/8)
    +1,947 Freedom Of Creation - FOC (42 [10]/11)
    +1,910 Dont Nuke Australia (25 [7]/15)
    +1,697 Dark Night Delight (25 [7]/3)
    +1,622 Lost My Awesome Oatmeal O_o (33 [7]/5)
    +1,542 Awesome Swiss Army Painkillers (24 [7]/4)
    +1,367 All Italians Drink Sambuca (37 [9]/13)
    +995 Uber Furry Obliterator (22 [9]/10)
    +701 LennyTheTicklishPug (23 [8]/5)
    +574 Always Wary Of Leopards (36 [9]/32)
    +380 Rebuilding In Progress (21 [8]/17)
    +340 An unknown province (2/0)
    -14 Fly On Carpet (30 [10]/20)
    -78 Becoming Legends Together (28 [7]/13)
    -115 Bolins Fire Ferret (32 [8]/35)
    -568 Viciously Inveigling Pelvis (20 [5]/4)
    -849 Tackle My Inlaws (34 [7]/54)
    -1,155 Long Term Dementia (3 [2]/8)
    -1,316 MaDMAn (4 [3]/9)
    -1,332 Be My Wuss (28 [9]/64)
    -1,483 Utopia Still Addicted (28 [6]/66)
    -1,576 Below The Waist (37 [7]/58)
    -1,809 Masta Cylinder (29 [6]/175)
    -3,517 FaithfullOldFart (31 [8]/73)


    ** The kingdom of Sanitarium **

    Total land exchanged: -4,126 (711/660)

    +3,023 Kneepads of Allure (33 [8]/3)
    +2,391 nibblet (46 [10]/0)
    +2,240 Land of Hydroponics (38 [9]/6)
    +2,059 Katrina (30 [8]/0)
    +1,561 72 Days of Peace (38 [7]/0)
    +1,297 Long Road To Hell (40 [11]/12)
    +941 The Burger Gods (33 [8]/12)
    +352 The Calm (27 [26]/0)
    +151 Anger Management Issues (33 [8]/41)
    - Dropbox (11 [11]/0)
    -72 Stone Cold Crazy (17 [17]/1)
    -350 Biscuits n Mustard MmHmm (23 [6]/24)
    -453 Shreks little brother (40 [12]/32)
    -557 Goatz4Lyfe (27 [10]/16)
    -839 DoubleDWingsWontCarry (4 [4]/8)
    -929 chin of nibblet (29 [7]/25)
    -947 Land of Fatness (42 [8]/154)
    -1,005 Pain-Train (28 [7]/33)
    -1,278 TehImba (25 [6]/34)
    -1,344 isuckatplayingelf (37 [9]/53)
    -1,669 The GoatReaper (4 [4]/16)
    -1,779 The Hairy Feet Clan (22 [6]/56)
    -1,783 Burg of gothen (45 [10]/55)
    -1,924 DoKus III (39 [10]/44)
    -3,253 Revolver (0/35)

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    ** War Summary From Sanitarium **

    Total Attacks Made: 576 (40470 acres)
    -- Traditional March: 438 (36349 acres)
    -- Conquest: 12 (346 acres)
    -- Ambush: 44 (3775 acres)
    -- Raze: 2 (57 acres)
    -- Learns: 64
    -- Plunders: 2
    -- Failed Attacks: 14 (2.4% failure)
    Total Attacks Suffered: 556 (39591 acres)
    -- Traditional March: 496 (37386 acres)
    -- Ambush: 27 (2141 acres)
    -- Raze: 3 (64 acres)
    -- Massacres: 7 (2274 people)
    -- Learns: 10
    -- Failed Attacks: 13 (2.3% failure)


    The Kingdom of Sanitarium

    Total acres exchanged: +879 acres (576/556)
    +2984 acres: Kneepads of Allure (26/3)
    +2182 acres: nibblet (38/0)
    +2083 acres: Land of Hydroponics (30/5)
    +1817 acres: Katrina (26/0)
    +1289 acres: Long Road To Hell (33/11)
    +1189 acres: 72 Days of Peace (27/0)
    +855 acres: The Burger Gods (26/12)
    +386 acres: The Calm (22/0)
    +0 acres: Dropbox (11/0)
    -72 acres: Stone Cold Crazy (16/1)
    -152 acres: Anger Management Issues (27/41)
    -249 acres: Goatz4Lyfe (23/13)
    -266 acres: Burg of gothen (34/37)
    -508 acres: Biscuits n Mustard MmHmm (18/24)
    -588 acres: Shreks little brother (32/32)
    -597 acres: The Hairy Feet Clan (18/31)
    -612 acres: TehImba (19/26)
    -663 acres: chin of nibblet (25/26)
    -701 acres: Land of Fatness (34/128)
    -750 acres: isuckatplayingelf (26/41)
    -817 acres: DoubleDWingsWontCarry (4/8)
    -1005 acres: Pain-Train (23/33)
    -1368 acres: DoKus III (34/41)
    -1530 acres: The GoatReaper (4/17)
    -2028 acres: Revolver (0/26)


    The Kingdom of CanWE

    Total acres exchanged: -1000 acres (556/576)
    +1797 acres: Dexters Hidden Lab (23/9)
    +1680 acres: All Day I Dream About Sex (30/7)
    +1569 acres: Freedom Of Creation - FOC (37/7)
    +1324 acres: Dark Night Delight (21/3)
    +1159 acres: Lost My Awesome Oatmeal O_o (26/4)
    +1147 acres: Dont Nuke Australia (21/15)
    +1014 acres: Awesome Swiss Army Painkillers (19/4)
    +615 acres: All Italians Drink Sambuca (32/13)
    +599 acres: Uber Furry Obliterator (21/10)
    +418 acres: LennyTheTicklishPug (19/5)
    +323 acres: Anonymous province from (6:17) (2/0)
    +36 acres: Rebuilding In Progress (20/16)
    -315 acres: Becoming Legends Together (24/13)
    -431 acres: Fly On Carpet (26/20)
    -492 acres: Always Wary Of Leopards (29/29)
    -539 acres: Bolins Fire Ferret (27/35)
    -650 acres: Viciously Inveigling Pelvis (18/4)
    -820 acres: Long Term Dementia (4/6)
    -832 acres: MaDMAn (4/5)
    -953 acres: Be My Wuss (26/55)
    -974 acres: Tackle My Inlaws (24/42)
    -1426 acres: Utopia Still Addicted (22/61)
    -1543 acres: Masta Cylinder (21/120)
    -1792 acres: Below The Waist (32/46)
    -1914 acres: FaithfullOldFart (28/47)
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    Closing Comments:

    Stealer, Monarch of CanWe:

    " I would like to thank my guys for the great dedication and activity that brought us back into the war and eventually turned it in our favour.We started with a huge NW and acre disadvantage,and we even lost a few provs (PK/and a suspension for saying hooha in warforum,after being reported) but we never gave up and kept pounding. CanWe style!!!!

    Mbab, Leader of Sanitarium:

    "Thanks CanWE for making this war happen, awesome job on covering the ops durations all the time, nice thorough execution of our strategies. This war for us has failed miserably, though atleast it has made us clear on where and why it just lacked of being good enough."

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    Reporter's Notes Corner

    1.Stealer: RM is a pest

    2.*this title has been mutually agreed on by the kingdoms and the reporter disclaims any claim of bias on part of the reporter

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    We wanted this one badly,mainly because of the mistakes that were made in the war previous to this one.We had something to settle with ourselves.Guess that gave the little extra motivation for each and everybody to pull this one off <3 CanWe crew.

    Thanx to Sanitarium for the war and to FFW for the article.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Stealer View Post
    We wanted this one badly,mainly because of the mistakes that were made in the war previous
    you make mistakes!!!!!! say it isn't so. Even in a good war your still noob enough to have players pk'd though huh

    <3 CanWe nice job on the win.

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    Watch what you say when warring Sanitarium. They report anything questionable in the war forums. I said " Lets all have a great war and all take it in the hooha" and got suspended for 24 hrs.

    They then said so what, it is in the rules, we can do it if we like.

    It was a fun war, but anything to win I guess.
    CanWe

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    Grats to Stealer and his boys (and Ceci ofc <3)

    Title should say FFW is nub though!

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    Look up what it means in wiktionary, then you might realize why it could be reported.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stealer View Post
    We wanted this one badly,mainly because of the mistakes that were made in the war previous to this one.We had something to settle with ourselves.Guess that gave the little extra motivation for each and everybody to pull this one off <3 CanWe crew.

    Thanx to Sanitarium for the war and to FFW for the article.
    lol, gg for both our halfer rogues to bounce first war wave (and get chained) not to mention sending dragon OOW..
    Good war tho, rematch in the near furure

    and lol at still crying about suspention -.-

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    ' sevve-uspention ' ftw -.-
    Last edited by mbab; 30-07-2012 at 19:04.

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    mbab told me in strictest confidence that it was actually Sevve to nub up dragon ... just putin it out there ...

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    Hey u acronym guys... Does Sanitarium hate me now? \("T^T)/
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tiffany the Invincible View Post
    Hey u acronym guys... Does Sanitarium hate me now? \("T^T)/
    You should be asking Sanitarium about that ;-)
    This is my province. There are many like it, but this one is mine.
    My province is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.
    My province, without me, is useless. Without my province, I am useless.
    I must attack hard with my province. I must attack harder than my enemy who is trying to pk me. I must pk him before he pk's me. I will...

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    [15:43:14] who is Tiffany the Invincible?
    [15:43:30] <~mbab> no idea
    [15:43:31] <~mbab> =0P
    [15:43:46] <~mbab> your imaginate gf?

    we dont hate!

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    Nice work CanWe!

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    Look up what it means in wiktionary, then you might realize why it could be reported.
    i did. apparently there is no page.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rsjabba View Post
    i did. apparently there is no page.
    Look again mate because there is one :P
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