Worst player ever is looking for an invitation

[wengi]

Dear Utopians,

I am probably the worst player that has been registered to this game ever. Because of that and also because of the fact that I am an asshole nobody wants to have me in his kingdom. So I am begging you to give me one more chance.

I am around 30 years old, located in Europe, online during office hours, can use IRC on the phone if needed but skype and email and of course the ingame forum and chat. I would love to have mates located in Europe, too to have similar online times to coordinate and chat. I will, of course, follow rules even if I am an asshole.

Played some ages 10 years ago and stopped. Came back the last age and am already familiar again with the game. Currently playing an Avian/Tactician but planning to switch to Undead or Orc next age.

So if you want to have a bad playing asshole in your kingdom just send me a pm in here.

Regards,
the asshole

[dx7778]

Hi Asshole,
We ourselves have very good number of European Assholes over here and dont warrant IRC usage but mandatory to use in game chat and be active as hell in war.
We are looking for Hardcore attackers who dont hold back in offense and keep hitting till the war ends and expect Multitapping.
If you are looking for a Relaxed Warring KD with some players from your part of the world to keep you company then we are it.
Mail Starscream and mention DX when in comes to invitation.

http://forums.utopia-game.com/showth...Club-Recuiting

[wengi]

Hi dx,

messaged your monarch and had a look at your recruitment topic. Sounds good so far. A pure European KD would be even nicer, though.

Regards.

[lastunicorn]

I'm not from this kingdom, but it seems you were made for each other http://forums.utopia-game.com/showth...6#post15185546
EDIT: Forgot they require IRC.

[Bishop]

can NOT use IRC because of company firewall

Mibbet and java clients are blocked? Try the link in my sig.

[TheNemesis]

Mibbet and java clients are blocked? Try the link in my sig.

That sig is blocked for me bishop... All chat services set off our blocker.. i acutally just use my phone

[wengi]

Bishop: same as TheNemesis...

but

i acutally just use my phone

is something I did not think about.

So I am able to use IRC now...

[Scontan]

slap me up in #jesters we got many ass.. i mean lots of europeans on irc ready for you :D

[wengi]

Just found my place, mates. Thanx to everyone that wanted to give an asshole a helping hand!

[Bishop]

That sig is blocked for me bishop... All chat services set off our blocker.. i acutally just use my phone

You can also try a cgi:irc client but they can be hard to find.