Join Melee Weapons

[Lead Pipe]

We are a competitive and independent irc-based kingdom formed from scratch in age 50.
We've had 4 top 20 finishes, and never had less than 4 wars per age.
We don't cheat or do any lame tactics such as vulturing or bullying.

I feel a lot of other competitive kingdoms play for hate. ie. they hold grudges and will ****play their enemy when the opportunity presents itself. We are not that way, we play for fun and facing strong competition is more fun.

Looking for 2 active team players who prefer an organized kingdom.
Leadership possible, especially if asian (so I can sleep).

Best way to reach us is on irc.
Public channel is #meleeweapons on the utonet server.
Just slap me or anyone one else around.

[American Badass]

We finished 2/3 and was stuck in a stalemate for our last war age just gone. We did quite good last age considering we had a lot of set backs in the beginning of the age but order has been restored.

We do not require hardcore "great" players with a long list of achievements as these players normally suck and live off their past glory which happened years ago. So if you are new or returning and want to prove yourself against the best, still apply. If you are willing to learn, listen to leadership, follow orders (even if you do not always agree) and be active, we are willing to teach. We are a KINGDOM, so no solo goal provinces apply. You'll just get asked to leave/removed.

So yes. If you want a fun loving kingdom that enjoys a laugh/sarcasm whilst being serious when needed, you will definitely fit in.

Come an see us in #meleeweapons even if you are not looking x

[American Badass]

We are "full" now but need one player to take over one once sitting runs out. This can be cancelled any time if any one becomes interested.

Come to #meleeweapons for a chat. The province will not be legging behind.

[American Badass]

Full until further notice.

[American Badass]

We are looking for one more.

#meleeweapons

[Teeleh]

Just wanted to make a little additional note about MeleeWeapons.

I returned to play Utopia after about 3-4 years off. As such, much of my knowledge of the game was outdated and I was pretty much a n00b. MW is run by AmericanBadass and LeadPipe. These guys are incredible leaders, extremely patient, and careful planners. I could not have asked for a better kingdom to come back to than these guys.

If you're looking to play at the top, drop us a line or come join us over at #meleeweapons. You won't be disappointed.

[newatthis]

i am just a noob but i can say really like this kd so much ... ppl are so nice ... the king is very funny man

[American Badass]

Hey Costas :P

Stll looking. We do not bite!

As Teeleh said if a new player (or old returning) is willing to put in the time, we are willing to take you on board. I know a few other bigger kingdoms that only like established players. We just like active and commited ones that can follow orders, even when they do not even agree with them. We will always explain the decisions we set out and why we did them. We have quite a solid reputation and don't play dirty. Peace.

[American Badass]

We are full again. If you was interested in joining next time be quicker and still feel free to come and idle in #meleeweapons

[Lead Pipe]

We have an opening again. Will need to be a brand new province, halfer/rogue.

Our last player just got deleted for cheating. Don't join us if you are a cheater!

[metroins]

We also have pie each Tuesday. If you join, I bring the blueberry pies.....so don't try to take over my role. Only I bring blueberry. Not you.

Still looking though for an interested candidate.

[American Badass]

Bumping this up.

[VanillaSky]

Still need another player?

[Surrakar]

I hope you are not our Vanilla, Vanilla :)
Would be shame to see you leave...

[VanillaSky]

:) No mate. Different person!