Beastblood vs Melee Weapons!

[munk]

February 21 of YR12 Melee Weapons HOSTILE (x:x) has declared WAR with our kingdom!

!!

If we take all their land and get WW we might have chance to crown -- w00t w00t w000000t!

[tetley]

Hey this is an exciting development. Opening stats of both kds? Cmon Munk do it right :D :D

[Teeleh]

We've been hostile for about 48 hours now. Just hit war this tick.

[munk]

Hostile started like 4-5 days ago.

MW 4-5 days ago:
154k acres / 25.3M nw

BB 4-5 day ago:
180k acres / 30.4M nw.

at war:
MW
150k acres / 22.8M nw

BB
178k acres 28.6M nw

HOSTILE :

** Kingdom news report **
For the time from June 1 of YR11 till February 20 of YR12 - 92 hours
[ http://home-world.org/utopia/formatter/ - Seraphim online formatter ]

** Summary **
Total attacks made: 140 (43,822 acres)
-- Traditional march: 81 (36,430 acres)
-- Ambush: 21 (7,045 acres)
-- Conquest: 1 (347 acres)
-- Massacre: 30 (153,617 population)
-- Failed: 7 (5% failure)
-- Uniques: 74
Total attacks suffered: 88 (38,298 acres)
-- Traditional march: 73 (36,573 acres)
-- Ambush: 9 (1,725 acres)
-- Massacre: 1 (2,600 population)
-- Failed: 5 (5.7% failure)
-- Uniques: 68

** The kingdom of BB **
Total land exchanged: +5,524 (140/88)
+14,916 An unknown province (46/0)
+2,772 The Road Runner (6 [6]/1)
+1,179 Powerpuff Girls (6 [6]/3)
+1,175 Wile E Coyote (8 [7]/2)
+877 The Avengers (3 [3]/0)
+832 Spongebob Squarepants (5 [5]/1)
+173 The Casper (5 [4]/1)
+120 Johnny Bravo (4 [4]/3)
- Scooby Doo and Shaggy Too (1 [1]/0)
- Rurouni Kenshin (0/1)
-147 South Park (2 [2]/1)
-467 CaptainPlanetAndThePlaneteers (6 [5]/4)
-766 Thundarr the Barbarian (7 [5]/4)
-850 The Venture Brothers (9 [6]/10)
-936 Muppet Babies (0/1)
-974 POPEYE (3 [2]/6)
-1,366 Roger Rabbit (8 [2]/10)
-1,521 Heturnspolutiondowntozero (0/3)
-1,843 AquaTeenHungerForce (7 [6]/9)
-1,943 Gantz (4 [4]/5)
-2,753 Scruffy (8 [5]/13)
-2,954 Cow and Chicken (2 [1]/10)


** The kingdom of MW **
Total land exchanged: -5,524 (87/139)
+1,368 An unknown province (5/0)
+1,353 ILL BE BACK (5 [5]/5)
+1,311 My nipples are very sensitive (3 [3]/1)
+1,148 Hasta la vista baby (5 [5]/7)
+967 I hurt so many people (4 [4]/3)
+958 chill out dickwad (4 [3]/2)
+932 This hero stuff has its limits (4 [3]/1)
+863 Rubber Baby Buggy Bumpers (5 [4]/5)
+605 Hes dead tired (6 [5]/4)
+592 Consider that a divorce (3 [2]/1)
+519 Cocainum (3 [3]/6)
+310 I eat Green Berets 4 breakfast (3 [2]/2)
+305 putthatcookiedownNOW (5 [5]/6)
+229 WhoIsYourDaddyAndWhatDoesHeDo (1 [1]/3)
+198 If it bleeds we can kill it (4 [4]/6)
+147 We will name him Junior (4 [4]/6)
+105 You have just been erased (3 [3]/6)
-311 It Is Not A Tumor (2 [1]/2)
-390 Im Not a Perv (7 [3]/11)
-1,435 Your clothes give them to me (0/6)
-1,713 What is the riddle of steel (5 [3]/12)
-2,135 My name is Freeze (0/9)
-2,472 Get To The Chopper (6 [5]/16)
-3,478 I am the forever optimist (0/9)
-5,500 You Are Terminated (0/10)

[Tightpants]

we need to think of some drama to post

so we can make this a 20 page thread

[Anri]

Just make some plot up

[Alazne]

we need to think of some drama to post

so we can make this a 20 page thread

:D

The news are entertaining. Keep posting them! :)

[munk]

Opening wave from MW:

** Kingdom news report **
For the time from February 21 of YR12 till February 23 of YR12 - 3 hours
[ http://home-world.org/utopia/formatter/ - Seraphim online formatter ]

** Summary **
Total attacks made: 5 (2,806 acres)
-- Traditional march: 5 (2,806 acres)
-- Uniques: 4
Total attacks suffered: 46 (12,100 acres)
-- Traditional march: 46 (12,100 acres)
-- Uniques: 17

** The kingdom of BB **
Total land exchanged: -9,294 (5/46)
+809 Scooby Doo and Shaggy Too (1 [1]/0)
+696 Johnny Bravo (1 [1]/0)
+662 The Road Runner (2 [1]/0)
+639 Thundarr the Barbarian (1 [1]/0)
-442 Scruffy (0/1)
-557 Cow and Chicken (0/2)
-633 Powerpuff Girls (0/1)
-1,235 Heturnspolutiondowntozero (0/5)
-9,233 The Casper (0/37)


** The kingdom of MW **
Total land exchanged: +9,294 (46/5)
+1,538 Get To The Chopper (4 [1]/1)
+1,305 chill out dickwad (3 [1]/0)
+1,170 Hes dead tired (4 [1]/0)
+1,012 We will name him Junior (2 [1]/0)
+984 Cocainum (4 [1]/0)
+970 Hasta la vista baby (4 [1]/0)
+633 ILL BE BACK (1 [1]/0)
+556 This hero stuff has its limits (1 [1]/0)
+478 If it bleeds we can kill it (2 [1]/0)
+417 Im just going to kill you (2 [1]/0)
+407 Rubber Baby Buggy Bumpers (2 [1]/0)
+385 putthatcookiedownNOW (4 [1]/0)
+333 Im Not a Perv (3 [1]/0)
+280 What is the riddle of steel (4 [1]/0)
+272 I hurt so many people (2 [1]/0)
+232 It Is Not A Tumor (3 [1]/0)
+221 I eat Green Berets 4 breakfast (1 [1]/1)
-1,899 My name is Freeze (0/3)


They NM/NS'ed waved a biggie :( poor guy.

[tetley]

Dragons?

[Pillz]

February 21 of YR12 Melee Weapons HOSTILE (x:x) has declared WAR with our kingdom!

!!

If we take all their land and get WW we might have chance to crown -- w00t w00t w000000t!

Same can be said if they take all of your land and the WW bonus. But lets be realistic here - neither of you will crown. Even if you pull off a decent win I think you still have 3 war wins to farm to Rage this age, right?

[Tightpants]

Dragons?

bunch of saphires

[American Badass]

Get to the chopper!

[munk]

Same can be said if they take all of your land and the WW bonus. But lets be realistic here - neither of you will crown. Even if you pull off a decent win I think you still have 3 war wins to farm to Rage this age, right?

Why the attitude? Don't have better things to do :)?

[gergnub]

haters gonna hate

[Lead Pipe]

We're not expecting a win, but both HoH and Beastblood noticed us right after our last war so fighting one of em seemed better than giving both of em free acres.

The hostile period didnt go well, mainly because our faeries haven't been able to keep ms on their important provinces. So, we'll try a couple days of war and see how it goes.

We slayed an emerald and a sapphire in the hostile. There's an emerald is pointed at us now. We sent 1 emerald in hostile, another at the start of war, which is still alive.

12 hours in atm. We deep chained their strongest dwarf, 9509 acres to 312 in the opening hour, but he landlusted back around 1k acres. Mixed in some max gains and then semi-chain + massacre one of the halflings. Paper shows us: Total land exchanged: +2,416 (51/40)