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    The Godly Store

    I'm proud to announce the Godly Store! The utopia store provides goods and services that have no direct impact on the game. The Godly Store provides goods and services that have a direct impact on the game. If you are a noob but desperately want to win, you should definitely visit the Godly store.

    The Basic Shell Package ($100):
    Godly will enter a ghetto and kill off the entire kingdom through deceit and professional playing. At the end of the round, he will invite you and your 24 friends into the kingdom.

    The Godly Shell Package ($300):
    Godly will enter a kingdom of your choice and kill off the entire kingdom through deceit and professional playing. At the end of the round, he will invite you and your 24 friends into the kingdom. You pay for the invite into the kingdom and coordinate the logistics. (+$100) for top 10 kingdoms at the time of agreement.

    The Basic Sim Package ($20):
    Godly will create a custom sim (hours 0-72) for you based on your configuration and goals.

    The Godly Sim Package ($50):
    Godly will create a custom sim (hours 0-72) for your entire kingdom based on your configurations and goals. Maximum 3 configurations. (+$20) for each additional configuration.

    The Basic Crown Package ($300):
    Godly will join your kingdom.

    The Godly Crown Package ($500):
    Both Godly and phiwha will join your kingdom. Statistically, this combination has a 100% chance of crowning. (+$50) for each additional pro.

    Testimonials:
    "I purchased The Godly Crown Package in Round 55 and it turned my ghetto Pulse into a crowning kingdom! Thank you Godly Store!"
    -flogger
    Last edited by Godly; 31-05-2013 at 14:23.
    "Godly, you do realized that you have just sealed your faith now, right?"

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    Amazing, what an opportunity.

    can I call with a credit card over the phone? Can also pay via pay pal if that works for you

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    Paypal only.
    "Godly, you do realized that you have just sealed your faith now, right?"

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    [00:27] <%Tony> do we get refunds on the godly crown packages if no crown is won?
    [00:31] <@Godly> no refunds

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    this guy!!! u gotta luv him no matter what.
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    Looking at the charts from Age 55 you will notice the name of the top Pulse prov - "Godly is n00b - JSS FTW". Yet another testimonial of his greatness I suppose.

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    I will do all what Godly said above but for half the price!

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    Do I get a discount?
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    wanna see if someone is willing to pay for these services...

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    That's awesome! Whenever I join a kingdom I have to pay to get in..
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    Quote Originally Posted by mastakizzor View Post
    wanna see if someone is willing to pay for these services...
    All that was purchased so far is 1 basic shell and 6 godly sim packages
    "Godly, you do realized that you have just sealed your faith now, right?"

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    i beat gofly and didnt explore a single acre ... my oop plan costs only 10 bucks

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    well, since i dont know who gofly is, then i dont know if i should pay anything for whatever your plan is..

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    All items sold out except crown package.

    I've restructured the pricing:
    $100 base rate
    +$25 for each annoying female in the kingdom
    +$5 for each player without a crown
    -$100 if Dirty` is also recruited.

    Also I'll need to leave the last 2 weeks of the round so I can fulfill the order for the Godly shell package since I'll need about 2 weeks to kill off a ghetto.
    "Godly, you do realized that you have just sealed your faith now, right?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Godly View Post
    +$25 for each annoying female in the kingdom
    I'd say thats a bit cheap.
    Should be at least double that amount.

    But why add the "annoying" part?
    Are there any who aren't??

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