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    Don't listen to the haters Octo, we still love you.

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    Did you know:

    The average sleep time of a domestic cow is about four hours a day.

    Cattle remain broadly used as draft animals in many developing kingdoms

    Cow speech that you should know about:

    "Get up": walk forward
    "Whoa": stop
    "Back up": go backwards
    "Gee": turn right
    "Haw": turn left

    Adult weights of cattle always depend on the breed. Smaller kinds, more commingly known as calfs such as Realest and Octobrev, range between 2750 acres to 4500 acres. Large Continental breeds range up to 6k acres to 11k acres.
    Bulls will always be a bit larger than cows by a few extra thousand acres. Bulls can be up to 15000-50000 acres.

    With the known bull/cow/calf knowledge at hand i think anyone can raise the dumbest player to a cow or at least a calf. I also like if utopia can always refeer to the biggest players as Bulls from now on.
    Because per definition they are no longer cows when they grow into full grown bulls.
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    Cows cannot grow into bulls.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bishop View Post
    Cows cannot grow into bulls.
    Wrong! I will show you in my next edit of this post! :)

    EDIT:

    A castrated male (occasionally a female or in some areas a bull) kept for draft purposes is called an ox (plural oxen); "ox" may also be used to refer to some carcass products from any adult cattle, such as ox-hide, ox-blood, oxtail, or ox-liver.[16]
    A springer is a cow or heifer close to calving.[22]
    In all cattle species, a female twin of a bull usually becomes an infertile partial intersex, and is a freemartin.


    ERRRR hehe ok, maybe not Bishop. The biggest player should still be a bull or even an ox!
    My cow knowledge ends here! :P
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    Quote Originally Posted by Anri View Post
    Wrong! I will show you in my next edit of this post! :)
    Not unless they can grow a penis and testicles. City folk :/

    I blame this movie.

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    This derailed quickly lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Palem View Post
    This derailed quickly lol
    With help from the mods ofc :P
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    My province, without me, is useless. Without my province, I am useless.
    I must attack hard with my province. I must attack harder than my enemy who is trying to pk me. I must pk him before he pk's me. I will...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Syntico View Post
    Sometimes when you look into a field you see a cow and you think it is a better cow than the cow you've got in your own field, it's a fact, right? But it never really works out that way, because it is probably the same cow or not as good as your own cow.
    I have consulted with dazza and it turns out the grass is always greener in the neighbours field. The neighbours cows are also better.
    Last edited by goodz; 06-06-2013 at 14:43.
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    If the grass looks greener on the other side it's probably full of manure.
    never fails, ask any farmer or cowpoke

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    Is this because he joined Absalom??

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bishop View Post
    Correct me then, instead of being a dick about it.
    love that thick mahogany back with no belly carve or anything...pure thick wood ! The thing ROCK is made of !
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    I googled man disowning his gay son and changed some words around.

    edit link: http://gawker.com/5932669/goodbye-da...artless-letter
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    ...are you trying to tell us something realest?

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    What a load of cow!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bishop View Post
    Correct me then, instead of being a dick about it.
    love that thick mahogany back with no belly carve or anything...pure thick wood ! The thing ROCK is made of !
    ________
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