PewPew vs Sanc

[glee87]

i like dancing and male cheerleaders

[reQi]

+1 :)

[gergnub]

show some summary.

[vendetta]

I agree with the gergoth.

[Tuulelohe]

The Most Honorable Kingdoms in the World (as of July 18 of YR0).

1 Fox News Yie 50,399
2 Empire Strikes Back Gardonia 45,410
3 S A N C T U A R Y Lionia 44,853

Sanctuary seems to be going for the Honour crown ^^

[Petrified]

They be taking all our honors :(

We are doing a lot more anon and ambushing. War gains are even, we are up from hostile. War looks a lot more clear to me now.

** Summary **
Total attacks made: 220 (15,025 acres)
-- Traditional march: 152 (12,797 acres)
-- Ambush: 61 (2,127 acres)
-- Conquest: 3 (101 acres)
-- Failed: 4 (1.8% failure)
-- Uniques: 70
Total attacks suffered: 199 (12,619 acres)
-- Traditional march: 180 (12,173 acres)
-- Ambush: 14 (446 acres)
-- Failed: 5 (2.5% failure)
-- Uniques: 98

** The kingdom of Pew Pew **
Total land exchanged: +2,406 (220/199)
+4,697 An unknown province (63/0)
+314 me for a perfect (11 [4]/7)
+134 secluded row (12 [6]/9)
+91 myself goodnight (7 [3]/6)
+81 slapped me when I (9 [3]/8)
+40 tried to steal a kiss (8 [3]/6)
+30 Im looking grand (6 [5]/6)
+18 date and wished (8 [3]/8)
-7 and since Im so (12 [4]/12)
-69 in my ear of (6 [3]/6)
-110 happiness and bliss (6 [3]/7)
-118 I whispered gently (11 [5]/12)
-161 I took myself out (5 [5]/7)
-167 Then afterwards I (12 [5]/17)
-234 then a movie show (2 [1]/6)
-256 walked me home (12 [4]/17)
-275 me in the most (9 [4]/14)
-483 polite I thanked (6 [4]/15)
-498 and then I almost (5 [2]/16)
-621 on a date and said (10 [3]/20)


** The kingdom of Sanctuary **
Total land exchanged: -2,406 (199/220)
+343 25 stars shine bright (11 [5]/6)
+225 So lusting for blood (6 [3]/4)
+198 is a rallying call (6 [4]/4)
+161 The threat of attack (10 [4]/5)
+152 An unknown province (3/0)
+86 we welcome this fight (5 [5]/5)
+73 hardly felt now at all (4 [4]/2)
+57 Pale moonlight reveals (5 [5]/4)
+43 They will speak of our deeds (11 [4]/7)
+33 all glory is shared (8 [5]/8)
-31 rebellious whispers (11 [4]/9)
-61 the vultures are circling (11 [4]/13)
-92 reflecting our might (13 [4]/14)
-110 long after we are gone (4 [4]/5)
-119 backs to the wall (11 [4]/12)
-122 brave brothers in arms (10 [4]/10)
-134 than never have dared (11 [4]/14)
-235 and blades held high (1/3)
-271 that never shall die (13 [5]/11)
-321 scars of battles past (11 [5]/17)
-336 enemies hide lurking (0/4)
-338 for it is better to die (13 [4]/19)
-379 bonds forged in battle (5 [5]/9)
-389 The sheen of their swords (7 [3]/15)
-396 Though a hero may rise (5 [5]/10)
-443 with shields locked tight (4 [4]/10)

[idiocy]

well duh, anon is ****.

[likethesilver]

honor can be gained back very quickly later in the war

[Zedd]

Sanct are fair weather friends at best, and always a worthy adversary. Dorje always has something planned, and so does Petrified. This really comes down to which of them decides to do something insane that doesn't work out first. I'm with Persain on favoring the Orcs.

May the best nubs win. <3

[idiocy]

orc is pork.

[glee87]

this is a dance

[Binar]

the safety dance?

[StratOcastle]

Unlikely. This is dance fighting; the likes of which I haven't seen since Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo. - Beware dancers that throw invisible cash from their hips while gyrating and mouthing the words Pew Pew.

[tetley]

that odd depiction got me thinking of the strip club.
...
let's go to the strip club.

[Shai]

Without jdorjes war updates this thread is gonna blow.






Speaking of blow. Lets go to the strip club!

Oh and BinBin. Obviously he mean the dance with no pants...Norwegian style! ;)