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    Thumbs up Simians vs Sheepy WAAAR

    Another war in the top! Who is this sheepy kingdom and can they take down the mighty calle bank!

    Seems like Simians bank lost a lot of nw!

    Give some info and comments!
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    We are 22 vs 25. They were not leaving us alone so we declared. Normaly 22 should never be able to beat a 25 man KD. But its very challenging so we went for it.

    GL to whoever they are!

    We tried to diplo to make the war more even knowing we are full kd again in a few days from now.
    They did like 100 massacres into fort and bounced faerys. I told em it would be a bit more interesting if it was 25 vs 25 or that if they at least had another approuch then the typical mid-range warring KD that does anything to get wars they know they can never lose and cripple the KDs they want to war even harder before the fight. They were offered a free wave etc etc but after these 100 hits or however many we took we had enough knowing they will not stop hitting. We kept meter below relations all the time. Ofc this is how you force someone to war. We could have done something different. But hey, they wanna dance so badly then lets go. We see if they worth and got what it takes to beat 22 Simians.

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    You just have to assume its a rather new ghetto-ish kd that is too pussy to war you 25 vs 25. So instead they are trying to force you to war them 22 vs 25.

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    I am impressed. It just started and already the Simians PR nightmare machine is working to justify their loss.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pillz View Post
    I am impressed. It just started and already the Simians PR nightmare machine is working to justify their loss.
    I expect that we wont lose any acres from the war itself.
    Ofc we trying our hardest to win but it is very unlikely that we can win vs 25 provs that is well pumped. If its PR i dont know. Ppl ask about the war and i say what happend and i dont expect to win being 3 provs down and less pumped overall. We still war, cause its fun and challenging.

    Not sure what PR there is in it?

    We dont back out from a good fight cause we might get a 0/2 record on KD page.
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    HOSTILE ONLY :

    For the period of to February 24 of YR3 (553 hours)
    -- By UPCF [0.99c] http://www.k3ltic.com/utopia/prince

    ** Summary **

    Total Attacks Made: 25 (1362 acres)
    -- Traditional March: 19 (1362 acres)
    -- Massacres: 4 (6648 people)
    -- Plunders: 2
    Total Attacks Suffered: 96 (0 acres)
    -- Traditional March: 15 (0 acres)
    -- Massacres: 62 (62707 people)
    -- Learns: 1
    -- Plunders: 3
    -- Failed Attacks: 15 (15.6% failure)


    WAR ONLY

    ** Kingdom news report **
    For the time from May 6 of YR3 till May 17 of YR3 - 12 hours
    [ http://home-world.org/utopia/formatter/ - Seraphim online formatter ]


    ** Summary **
    Total attacks made: 35 (3,196 acres)
    -- Traditional march: 35 (3,196 acres)
    -- Uniques: 19
    Total attacks suffered: 31 (3,266 acres)
    -- Traditional march: 31 (3,266 acres)
    -- Uniques: 16

    ** The kingdom of Simians **
    Total land exchanged: -70 (35/31)
    +368 Pagpupuri (2 [1]/0)
    +265 ameteir (3 [1]/0)
    +236 Blast of Genius (4 [2]/0)
    +211 Attack on the Titan (2 [1]/0)
    +209 Nuddle (2 [1]/0)
    +204 Cute Fergie (2 [1]/0)
    +203 I been here before (2 [1]/0)
    +189 sudo (1 [1]/0)
    +159 UNSC Forward Unto Dawn (2 [1]/0)
    +120 Darwins Dark Legion (1 [1]/0)
    +114 Gurth an Glamhoth (1 [1]/0)
    +44 The Ovenmitt Show (1 [1]/0)
    +37 Your Wifes Lover (3 [1]/0)
    +27 Heehee (2 [1]/0)
    +13 The White Wizardz (1 [1]/0)
    -521 The Big Badd Boss (2 [1]/8)
    -797 The Apprentice (1 [1]/5)
    -1,151 The Worlds Largest Orc (3 [1]/18)


    ** The kingdom of Sheepy **
    Total land exchanged: +70 (31/35)
    +397 Insheeption (3 [1]/0)
    +299 Wrath of the Sheeps (3 [1]/0)
    +295 The Big Lambowski (1 [1]/0)
    +229 An Officer and a Sheep (1 [1]/0)
    +194 Lucky Sheep Slevin (1 [1]/0)
    +188 10 Things I Hate About Sheep (1 [1]/0)
    +149 The Sheep Strikes Back (1 [1]/0)
    +114 Wild Wild Sheep (1 [1]/0)
    +103 Sheepinator (4 [1]/3)
    +95 City of Sheep (1 [1]/0)
    +59 Sheep Wars (4 [1]/4)
    +30 Ewe Only Live Twice (1 [1]/0)
    +22 Man Who Sheard Liberty Valance (1 [1]/0)
    -11 Girl with the Sheep Tattoo (2 [1]/4)
    -321 Sheeps Gone Wild (4 [1]/12)
    -547 No Country for Old Sheep (0/5)
    -1,225 The sheeple vs Larry Sheep (2 [1]/7)

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    Quote Originally Posted by American Badass View Post
    HOSTILE ONLY :

    For the period of to February 24 of YR3 (553 hours)
    -- By UPCF [0.99c] http://www.k3ltic.com/utopia/prince

    ** Summary **

    Total Attacks Made: 25 (1362 acres)
    -- Traditional March: 19 (1362 acres)
    -- Massacres: 4 (6648 people)
    -- Plunders: 2
    Total Attacks Suffered: 96 (0 acres)
    -- Traditional March: 15 (0 acres)
    -- Massacres: 62 (62707 people)
    -- Learns: 1
    -- Plunders: 3
    -- Failed Attacks: 15 (15.6% failure)


    WAR ONLY

    ** Kingdom news report **
    For the time from May 6 of YR3 till May 17 of YR3 - 12 hours
    [ http://home-world.org/utopia/formatter/ - Seraphim online formatter ]


    ** Summary **
    Total attacks made: 35 (3,196 acres)
    -- Traditional march: 35 (3,196 acres)
    -- Uniques: 19
    Total attacks suffered: 31 (3,266 acres)
    -- Traditional march: 31 (3,266 acres)
    -- Uniques: 16

    ** The kingdom of Simians **
    Total land exchanged: -70 (35/31)
    +368 Pagpupuri (2 [1]/0)
    +265 ameteir (3 [1]/0)
    +236 Blast of Genius (4 [2]/0)
    +211 Attack on the Titan (2 [1]/0)
    +209 Nuddle (2 [1]/0)
    +204 Cute Fergie (2 [1]/0)
    +203 I been here before (2 [1]/0)
    +189 sudo (1 [1]/0)
    +159 UNSC Forward Unto Dawn (2 [1]/0)
    +120 Darwins Dark Legion (1 [1]/0)
    +114 Gurth an Glamhoth (1 [1]/0)
    +44 The Ovenmitt Show (1 [1]/0)
    +37 Your Wifes Lover (3 [1]/0)
    +27 Heehee (2 [1]/0)
    +13 The White Wizardz (1 [1]/0)
    -521 The Big Badd Boss (2 [1]/8)
    -797 The Apprentice (1 [1]/5)
    -1,151 The Worlds Largest Orc (3 [1]/18)


    ** The kingdom of Sheepy **
    Total land exchanged: +70 (31/35)
    +397 Insheeption (3 [1]/0)
    +299 Wrath of the Sheeps (3 [1]/0)
    +295 The Big Lambowski (1 [1]/0)
    +229 An Officer and a Sheep (1 [1]/0)
    +194 Lucky Sheep Slevin (1 [1]/0)
    +188 10 Things I Hate About Sheep (1 [1]/0)
    +149 The Sheep Strikes Back (1 [1]/0)
    +114 Wild Wild Sheep (1 [1]/0)
    +103 Sheepinator (4 [1]/3)
    +95 City of Sheep (1 [1]/0)
    +59 Sheep Wars (4 [1]/4)
    +30 Ewe Only Live Twice (1 [1]/0)
    +22 Man Who Sheard Liberty Valance (1 [1]/0)
    -11 Girl with the Sheep Tattoo (2 [1]/4)
    -321 Sheeps Gone Wild (4 [1]/12)
    -547 No Country for Old Sheep (0/5)
    -1,225 The sheeple vs Larry Sheep (2 [1]/7)
    We only did 7 of the hits on Sheeps thou in hostile. Kept armies out on random ghettos meanwhile they hit us. Second wave incoming for us soon. They have spread hits over many hours. Fun war thus far and a more then nice challenge.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pillz View Post
    I am impressed. It just started and already the Simians PR nightmare machine is working to justify their loss.
    Munk started a thread about it, and people asked for info. Anri replied with such requested info, and you call it pr nightmare? Bias much lol? :)
    It is better to remain silent at the risk of being thought a fool, than to talk and remove all doubt of it.

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    land exchange seems pretty tight.. chaining sequence is also tied between both KDs.. this war i believe it comes down to T/Ms power eventually.. and No Country for Old Sheep would be a T/M i guess since he is not attacking.. if i'm wrong then it'll be 22 vs 24, a slightly higher winning chance..

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    Had our 2nd wave. Their Armies are scattered. Neither has a dragon atm.

    ** Kingdom news report **
    For the time from May 6 of YR3 till May 21 of YR3 - 16 hours
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    ** Summary **
    Total attacks made: 56 (5,377 acres)
    -- Traditional march: 55 (5,307 acres)
    -- Conquest: 1 (70 acres)
    -- Uniques: 31
    Total attacks suffered: 52 (4,468 acres)
    -- Traditional march: 52 (4,468 acres)
    -- Uniques: 21

    ** The kingdom of Simians **
    Total land exchanged: +909 (56/52)
    +755 Pagpupuri (4 [2]/0)
    +492 I been here before (4 [2]/0)
    +477 Nuddle (4 [2]/0)
    +450 Attack on the Titan (4 [2]/0)
    +387 ameteir (5 [2]/0)
    +375 UNSC Forward Unto Dawn (4 [2]/0)
    +303 Cute Fergie (4 [2]/0)
    +286 Darwins Dark Legion (2 [2]/0)
    +236 Blast of Genius (4 [2]/0)
    +189 sudo (1 [1]/0)
    +69 Heehee (3 [2]/0)
    +44 The Ovenmitt Show (1 [1]/0)
    +37 Your Wifes Lover (3 [1]/0)
    +13 The White Wizardz (1 [1]/0)
    -29 Gurth an Glamhoth (1 [1]/1)
    -810 The Apprentice (2 [2]/6)
    -1,166 The Big Badd Boss (4 [2]/23)
    -1,199 The Worlds Largest Orc (5 [2]/22)


    ** The kingdom of Sheepy **
    Total land exchanged: -909 (52/56)
    +573 Insheeption (5 [2]/1)
    +486 Wrath of the Sheeps (6 [1]/0)
    +295 The Big Lambowski (1 [1]/0)
    +233 Sheepinator (7 [2]/4)
    +229 An Officer and a Sheep (1 [1]/0)
    +194 Lucky Sheep Slevin (1 [1]/0)
    +188 10 Things I Hate About Sheep (1 [1]/0)
    +120 Sheep Wars (8 [2]/7)
    +114 Wild Wild Sheep (1 [1]/0)
    +95 City of Sheep (1 [1]/0)
    +30 Ewe Only Live Twice (1 [1]/0)
    +22 Man Who Sheard Liberty Valance (1 [1]/0)
    +9 An unknown province (1/0)
    -11 Girl with the Sheep Tattoo (2 [1]/4)
    -318 Sheeps Gone Wild (8 [2]/16)
    -359 No Country for Old Sheep (4 [1]/5)
    -1,173 The Sheep Strikes Back (1 [1]/7)
    -1,636 The sheeple vs Larry Sheep (2 [1]/12)

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    HOSTILE ONLY :

    For the period of to February 24 of YR3 (553 hours)
    -- By UPCF [0.99c] http://www.k3ltic.com/utopia/prince

    ** Summary **

    Total Attacks Made: 25 (1362 acres)
    -- Traditional March: 19 (1362 acres)
    -- Massacres: 4 (6648 people)
    -- Plunders: 2
    Total Attacks Suffered: 96 (0 acres)
    -- Traditional March: 15 (0 acres)
    -- Massacres: 62 (62707 people)
    -- Learns: 1
    -- Plunders: 3
    -- Failed Attacks: 15 (15.6% failure)

    ^wut?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Palem View Post
    ^wut?
    There are a number of crappy news formatters that screw up the opponents acre gains. Looks like he used one of those.

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    Lets see if Simians can bounce back from whatever happened last time.

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