Simians vs Sheepy WAAAR

[tetley]

I was going to reply that I suspected the kd was monument but it looks like it was revealed/tag up happened anyways.
The hint was that last age monument was "Raikon and his flock" [of sheep].
Also, top weirdness: there are TWO kingdoms with sheep themes in top 16 right now.

[Zauper]

I'm not entirely sure why I get such different numbers from the other summaries. I've been following from Sheepy's perspective and here's their CE from war start.

Total Attacks Made: 359 (+20235 acres)
Total Attacks Suffered: 239 (-19879 acres)
Net Exchange: +356 acres

Additional Information: Dragons & Relations

Our Kingdom: (sheep) +356 acres (359/239) [122]

Enemy Kingdom: (sim) -356 acres (239/359) [100]

It looks,.. though I could be wrong because I haven't been following super closely.. like they took down two orcs from ~mid 2ks / 3k in their last wave to 1kish + some hits on others?

No point in fully chaining orcs anyway

[American Badass]

Summaries are screwed. This is what ours show from our paper (Obv none shows LL) Also it'd seem they can not fully deep chain our orcs as they get to a point there offense drops significantly due to be humans. Our orc offense is staying strong with ability to maintain 4x. They can only 4x when hitting land def provinces.

Your summary is not far off. Our wave is coming up though. Atm cow is making 200 acres a unique so we not too bothered about stats atm :P :

** Kingdom news report **
For the time from May 6 of YR3 till July 23 of YR3 - 66 hours
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** Summary **
Total attacks made: 257 (20,944 acres)
-- Traditional march: 244 (20,644 acres)
-- Ambush: 1 (124 acres)
-- Conquest: 2 (176 acres)
-- Learn: 9
-- Failed: 1 (0.4% failure)
-- Uniques: 110
Total attacks suffered: 364 (20,932 acres)
-- Traditional march: 348 (20,609 acres)
-- Ambush: 3 (323 acres)
-- Raze: 3 (49 acres)
-- Learn: 1
-- Failed: 9 (2.5% failure)
-- Uniques: 121

** The kingdom of Simians **
Total land exchanged: +12 (257/364)
+1,409 Blast of Genius (20 [6]/1)
+1,160 ameteir (16 [6]/1)
+940 Cute Fergie (11 [6]/1)
+770 Attack on the Titan (17 [6]/5)
+514 The Ovenmitt Show (10 [8]/0)
+398 UNSC Forward Unto Dawn (17 [7]/3)
+396 Darwins Dark Legion (13 [6]/7)
+382 Your Wifes Lover (7 [5]/1)
+194 Heehee (6 [5]/0)
+112 Pagpupuri (13 [6]/10)
+98 lolcat (8 [2]/2)
+12 Fait Accompli (2 [2]/0)
-2 The White Wizardz (9 [5]/4)
-9 Nuddle (14 [6]/15)
-510 Gurth an Glamhoth (11 [4]/21)
-750 sudo (14 [6]/17)
-777 I been here before (13 [6]/17)
-1,234 The Worlds Largest Orc (21 [6]/72)
-1,476 The Big Badd Boss (20 [6]/146)
-1,664 The Apprentice (15 [6]/41)


** The kingdom of sheep **
Total land exchanged: -12 (364/257)
+2,235 Wrath of the Sheeps (27 [7]/5)
+1,163 Up with Dead Sheeple (16 [5]/0)
+795 Insheeption (24 [8]/12)
+644 Wild Wild Sheep (14 [5]/0)
+416 Man Who Sheard Liberty Valance (15 [5]/0)
+379 Sheep Wars (23 [7]/16)
+374 Ewe Only Live Twice (13 [5]/0)
+343 10 Things I Hate About Sheep (13 [5]/4)
+331 City of Sheep (14 [5]/1)
+221 Sheepinator (30 [8]/14)
+178 Sheepballs (16 [4]/0)
+143 Slap Sheep (16 [4]/0)
+27 The Good Shepherd (4 [4]/0)
+19 Dead Sheep Society (3 [3]/0)
+9 An unknown province (1/0)
+6 FAST AND FURIOUS SHEEP (3 [2]/0)
- The Good the Baa and the Sheep (2 [1]/0)
-193 The Big Lambowski (12 [5]/9)
-212 Girl with the Sheep Tattoo (19 [7]/24)
-348 No Country for Old Sheep (16 [4]/7)
-639 Lucky Sheep Slevin (12 [5]/10)
-861 Sheeps Gone Wild (32 [8]/77)
-1,467 An Officer and a Sheep (16 [5]/34)
-1,471 The Sheep Strikes Back (16 [5]/19)
-2,055 The sheeple vs Larry Sheep (7 [4]/25)

[NoseBlood]

damn, +12 acers for simians, nice farming!

[Anri]

We dont expect to "farm" this kd. We anticipated a really tuff fight for many reasons. Mainly they been pointed out all ready. We accepted the challenge against the odds and hopefully we can pull thru it. We are pretty happy the way our bank is farming them for land. We can stack acres on him all until they feel they had enough, we dont really care. Its a tight war and the most fun we had in a long while.

[NoseBlood]

i wasnt making a smart comment, i was just trying to be funny :/

/me fails

[Anri]

i wasnt making a smart comment, i was just trying to be funny :/

/me fails

My bad ;-)

[UnknownGhost]

As long as your bank is gaining, I see no reason to ever withdraw. Keep it up, Simians.

[Anri]

As long as your bank is gaining, I see no reason to ever withdraw. Keep it up, Simians.

We can go on for weeks =)

NP

[StratOcastle]

The Worlds Largest Orc is a great 'meat shield' moniker. lol. I had an undead named Cocky Mummies.

[calle]

war keep going now past 72 hours , Its still dead even. they have there 8 UB we have our 6 UB + Cow so i whuld say kinda even there 2. It is 1 way dragon still. They took down fat orc?s we took down fat avians. humans is dead and alive 50/50 in there kd same in ours i dont see a winner more then ME atm ;D ( +1,409 Blast of Genius (20 [6]/1) ) but lets do this for 10 more weeks :D
still 23 vs 25 soon 24 vs 25 and i hope we can get an 25th in soon so we can be 25 vs 25 :P


** Kingdom news report **
For the time from May 4 of YR3 till January 5 of YR4 - 74 hours
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** Summary **
Total attacks made: 286 (24,088 acres)
-- Traditional march: 270 (23,717 acres)
-- Ambush: 1 (124 acres)
-- Conquest: 3 (247 acres)
-- Learn: 9
-- Failed: 3 (1% failure)
-- Uniques: 122
Total attacks suffered: 414 (24,044 acres)
-- Traditional march: 396 (23,721 acres)
-- Ambush: 3 (323 acres)
-- Raze: 3 (49 acres)
-- Learn: 3
-- Failed: 9 (2.2% failure)
-- Uniques: 138

** The kingdom of Simians **
Total land exchanged: +44 (286/414)

[munk]

cool!

Nice with the updates! Get the other side to come with some updates too?

[American Badass]

I have lost all respect for this kingdom now. If this kingdom is actually Ezzerland's and Sheister's (monument) shame on you for trying to PK. I see this as the most scummiest tactics EVER.

January 5 of YR4 Our mages noticed a possible spell attempt by Up with Dead Sheeple (X:XX) causing trouble on our lands!
January 5 of YR4 2 peasants were kidnapped!
January 5 of YR4 2 peasants were kidnapped!
January 5 of YR4 2 peasants were kidnapped!
January 5 of YR4 2 peasants were kidnapped!
January 5 of YR4 We have found thieves causing trouble within our lands. Unfortunately, we know not where they came from.
January 5 of YR4 2 peasants were kidnapped!
January 5 of YR4 2 peasants were kidnapped!
January 5 of YR4 We have found thieves causing trouble within our lands. Unfortunately, we know not where they came from.
January 5 of YR4 1 peasant were kidnapped!
January 5 of YR4 1 peasant were kidnapped!
January 5 of YR4 Forces from The Good the Baa and the Sheep (X:XX) came through and ravaged our lands! They captured 8 acres! We lost 6 Knights in this battle.

Was down to 25 peasants. Trying to PK to get a win? Man up and fight proper. PK by hitting and overpopping = fine. Trying to kidnap to kill is scum. This list went on for about 50 ops. Pussy play.

[StratOcastle]

Well if it is, it's all fair in war. You know what to do.

[American Badass]

We pk back now it seems. Scum!!! On a friday night as well? Sort it out