Simians vs Haswell

[Elixir]

Strippers are man enough to war top kingdom not like the rest who just explore n bottom feed helpless kingdom.

be precise, you are referring to what kd?

[Steve420]

Cows I laughed so hard I spit coffee all over my tv!

[Palem]

I jump on to the forums
and what do I see
Not a topic discussed
but a slew of poetry

I took a deep breath
and controlled my fury
before I grabbed the hammer
and bent you over my knee

I'll just leave this warning
and be sure not to balk
there's a place poetry
in a forum called "General Talk"

And now as promised
like a fox I'll be quick
stop trolling with poems
and get back on topic

[Sig]

if it has no effect on the outcome then why would you care? :)

sick burn

[UnknownGhost]

if it has no effect on the outcome then why would you care? :)

Who said I cared that a ****ty dealbreaking kingdom got gangbanged? That's just ignorant.

Edit: to be on topic, I hope they get gangbanged again when Simians waves them.

[Cows]

I jump on to the forums
and what do I see
Not a topic discussed
but a slew of poetry

I took a deep breath
and controlled my fury
before I grabbed the hammer
and bent you over my knee

I'll just leave this warning
and be sure not to balk
there's a place poetry
in a forum called "General Talk"

And now as promised
like a fox I'll be quick
stop trolling with poems
and get back on topic

I don't think you understand what ive wrote
I don't mean to brag, and i don't mean to boast

But all of my rhymes have been replying to Ghosts
From words in this thread, Everyone's posts!

What i talk about is not general chat
And i'm not just pulling words from my hat

I am staying on topic more then others that are here
I spit rhymes like a gangsta i'm my own puppeteer

This Topics called debauchery, So i DO belong Here
But according to ghosts, you must be a queer.

Ok , ok, I see what u mean
I dont want to upset the utopian Queen

I am just having fun, I bring spunk to this thread
but i like how u commented with your own poem instead :)

[SillyRabbit]

I promote UG to number one fanboy of strippers! Sure he tries to insult , but really we all know he just loves us! Thanks for the kind sentiments, if we do get GBd into our next war that would mean half our wars this age would have been against multiple opponents. But I thought we were just a glorified ghetto? Why can't anyone fight us 1v1? Heh 1v1 has too little participants anyway. Atleast 2v1 makes a party!

Looking forward to UGs next post. Always makes us smile :)

[UnknownGhost]

I promote UG to number one fanboy of strippers! Sure he tries to insult , but really we all know he just loves us! Thanks for the kind sentiments, if we do get GBd into our next war that would mean half our wars this age would have been against multiple opponents. But I thought we were just a glorified ghetto? Why can't anyone fight us 1v1? Heh 1v1 has too little participants anyway. Atleast 2v1 makes a party!

Looking forward to UGs next post. Always makes us smile :)

I hope your ghetto does get gangbanged in their conflict with Simians. Problem is if the gangbangs aren't on your banks, they're ineffective and just feeding you war buttons. Such is life when you have such dominant banks strengthened via dealbreaking.

[SillyRabbit]

You are the type of player to blame all our successes this age on that one incident. And let me guess, you will also blame your own kds shortcomings throughout the age on the same incident? Rage could have done many things differently if the supposed dealbreak was that substantial. Your choice of action was to call in 2 allies and RK 4 players. You fought dirty with dirty, and both of us are covered in mud. Stop acting like you guys kept it clean and only lost because we 'played dirty'.

Later this age I am going to catalogue every one of your posts about us. I will make a beautiful poster and hang it in my bedroom wall. You are truly an inspiration for forum trolls and butthurt players across the interwebz!

[UnknownGhost]

You are the type of player to blame all our successes this age on that one incident. And let me guess, you will also blame your own kds shortcomings throughout the age on the same incident? Rage could have done many things differently if the supposed dealbreak was that substantial. Your choice of action was to call in 2 allies and RK 4 players. You fought dirty with dirty, and both of us are covered in mud. Stop acting like you guys kept it clean and only lost because we 'played dirty'.

Later this age I am going to catalogue every one of your posts about us. I will make a beautiful poster and hang it in my bedroom wall. You are truly an inspiration for forum trolls and butthurt players across the interwebz!

The truth of the matter is that all of your successes stemmed from the dealbreak. If you didn't dealbreak, your banks would have been destroyed in the war with Rage. Instead, you dealbroke making your banks strengthened, took advantage of the HoH button strengthening them even more and farming hard, and the rest is history. So yes, every bit of your success this age was due to foul play on your part. Be a man and own it, or be a little girl and act like you earned something.

[SillyRabbit]

I could respond to you and point out what you haven't yet understood, but I have a strong feeling that you've committed to QQing for the remainder of the age, probably even longer.

UG just know that there will always be a special place for you in our hearts. We won't soon forget how deeply you care for us!

[Korp]

The truth of the matter is that all of your successes stemmed from the dealbreak. If you didn't dealbreak, your banks would have been destroyed in the war with Rage. Instead, you dealbroke making your banks strengthened, took advantage of the HoH button strengthening them even more and farming hard, and the rest is history. So yes, every bit of your success this age was due to foul play on your part. Be a man and own it, or be a little girl and act like you earned something.

Like Rage could destroy anything this age.

[UnknownGhost]

I could respond to you and point out what you haven't yet understood, but I have a strong feeling that you've committed to QQing for the remainder of the age, probably even longer.

UG just know that there will always be a special place for you in our hearts. We won't soon forget how deeply you care for us!

I could also point out to you what you don't understand, but I don't have that much time. That could take a while.

Edit: Simians now in fort. Lets see what happens. (Trying to stay on topic, Palem)