Pearl Harbour

[Pendel1]

It appears jerks broke eoacf just to farm out for the second time. Pretty epic.

This said by the guy that farmed 100k acrs to mansoor? LOL
Dude you are pathetic and it is sad retards like you even exist in this game. Anyway looking and pew pew -- only big mouths thats it!

[Proteus]

So what's new aside from the obvious

Both devauchery/strippers/other ghetto names they are known by and Pewpew are both over grown ghettos with no crowns, no track record of achievement, no proper pride characteristic of good kingdoms, and the inability to keep deals. I think the game is better off dead than having "kingdoms" like these around.

[StratOcastle]

So what's new aside from the obvious

Both devauchery/strippers/other ghetto names they are known by and Pewpew are both over grown ghettos with no crowns, no track record of achievement, no proper pride characteristic of good kingdoms, and the inability to keep deals. I think the game is better off dead than having "kingdoms" like these around.

To me it's good drama. Many of those with a gift for word manipulation were smacked this age. Isn't this the challenge that diplomacy begs to prove it's worth?
There are two ways seeing this age: first, the game is rotten so old players are leaving or second, the illusion is gone.
Top kingdoms are no better than anyone else when diplomacy can't shield them.
I expect a positive approach. Reestablish top player dominance the hard way. I think it would be most rewarding. If you're too busy with life then let it go. Many people here are smarter than me, so apply your vision.

[Elit]

Top kingdoms are no better than anyone else when diplomacy can't shield them.

Top kingdoms is better and still in top. Ghetto kingdoms are down.

[clawz]

2nd place is just the biggest loser.

[Crazy Pete]

I would put PewPew,Simians, and Strippers as the biggest losers in that order.The most epic fail GB in recent Utopian history :D I personally would be embarrassed if I played for any of those 3 kingdoms it's been a fun way to end the age. We can't all be winners like SWEA :p

[Primal Redemption]

Is PewPew the kingdom with a sir-mixalot song parody as their kingdom names? If so they deserved it. That asshat "and we cannot lie" took my 300,000 gold during oop lag. I had shadowlight on and knew it was him all age. Grrr.

[tetley]

Lol, Primal, No, that is AMA.

[fuzzy|]

I see Strippers ran to war with Hordez - another FARM alliance failure.

does this make it AMA 1million - -37 FARM alliance ?

hey AMA has given AABS a reason to keep going but now it's going to be AAMA ?

[John Snowstorm]

** Kingdom news report **
For the time from February 1 of YR12 till February 21 of YR13 - 189 hours
[ http://home-world.org/utopia/formatter/ - Seraphim online formatter ]


** Summary **
Total attacks made: 432 (233,756 acres)
-- Traditional march: 387 (223,670 acres)
-- Ambush: 9 (5,367 acres)
-- Conquest: 9 (4,719 acres)
-- Raze: 10 (1,661 acres)
-- Learn: 8
-- Failed: 9 (2.1% failure)
-- Uniques: 230
Total attacks suffered: 402 (154,816 acres)
-- Traditional march: 319 (154,816 acres)
-- Raze: 72 (22,005 acres)
-- Learn: 1
-- Failed: 10 (2.5% failure)
-- Uniques: 205

** The kingdom of AMA**
Total land exchanged: +78,940 (432/402)
+8,368 08 Weak nwpa in your face (17 [10]/2)
+6,670 24 Got makes us (14 [12]/6)
+6,334 25 SO horny (15 [11]/3)
+6,126 01 We like big gains (13 [8]/1)
+5,791 12 Cause you notice (24 [14]/6)
+5,312 09 You get sprung (13 [7]/5)
+3,944 15 We are waving (15 [10]/5)
+3,585 16 We are hooked and we (23 [16]/26)
+3,585 18 Oh baby we wanna war (21 [12]/12)
+3,306 23 But the acres you (35 [13]/51)
+2,545 05 That when a prov (34 [15]/44)
+1,394 06 Shows up with an (32 [14]/46)
+1,176 02 And we can not lie (11 [8]/5)
+902 17 Cant stop chaining (6 [6]/0)
+748 04 Cant deny (39 [14]/40)
+649 10 Wanna pull out (35 [15]/47)
+565 20 Your honor (1 [1]/0)
+439 11 Your army (6 [3]/2)
+329 An unknown province (1/0)
+126 22 To warn me (1 [1]/0)
+34 13 That prov was starving (1 [1]/0)
+33 21 My homeboys tried (3 [3]/0)
-300 19 With you and take (25 [11]/32)
-330 03 These other Utopians (8 [4]/1)
-680 14 Deep in the night (30 [13]/49)
-2,055 07 Itty bitty def and (11 [8]/17)


** The kingdom of Spew Spew **
Total land exchanged: -59,388 (118/199)
+18,408 An unknown province (41/0)
+3,069 Im looking grand (6 [4]/4)
+1,187 I took myself out (5 [3]/21)
+711 in my ear of (7 [4]/6)
+565 myself goodnight (9 [4]/6)
-666 courage up I asked (0/1)
-794 polite I thanked (4 [4]/8)
-1,367 and since Im so (3 [3]/5)
-1,408 on a date and said (4 [3]/4)
-1,646 restaurant and (1 [1]/2)
-2,078 me in the most (1 [1]/5)
-2,202 then a movie show (2 [1]/3)
-2,318 and then I almost (3 [3]/6)
-2,496 happiness and bliss (2 [2]/7)
-3,224 date and wished (7 [3]/12)
-3,261 I put my arm around (0/4)
-3,483 me for a perfect (6 [3]/12)
-3,509 Then afterwards I (3 [2]/9)
-4,121 I whispered gently (4 [2]/11)
-4,545 walked me home (2 [1]/11)
-4,701 slapped me when I (3 [2]/14)
-5,158 I took me to a (0/6)
-5,241 tried to steal a kiss (3 [2]/12)
-5,288 and when I got my (0/7)
-5,523 to hold my hand (0/6)
-7,261 secluded row (2 [2]/17)


** The kingdom of SWEA **
Total land exchanged: -10,196 (9/25)
+1,064 An unknown province (4/0)
+273 Hugget som stucket (1 [1]/0)
-644 Rulla tummarna (1 [1]/3)
-730 Flaggskeppet i en samling (0/2)
-763 Titta djupt i flaskan (0/1)
-913 Intresseklubben antecknar (0/2)
-1,011 Het potatis (2 [1]/3)
-1,065 Tala med kluven tunga (0/1)
-1,111 Kola Vippen (0/2)
-1,158 Ta det vackert (0/2)
-1,183 Klappat och klart (0/4)
-1,275 Ta tjuren vid hornen (0/2)
-1,680 Ta den i 2an (1 [1]/3)


** The kingdom of Unknown Ghetto **
Total land exchanged: NO CHANGE (1/0)
+948 An unknown province (1/0)


** The kingdom of Siminubs **
Total land exchanged: +7,645 (136/79)
+3,161 Attack on the Titan (17 [6]/10)
+2,741 lolcat (7 [6]/0)
+2,383 The Apprentice (9 [6]/0)
+2,135 Cute Fergie (13 [8]/7)
+2,007 Fulgrim (9 [6]/1)
+1,795 Darwins Dark Legion (9 [6]/2)
+1,769 Gurth an Glamhoth (19 [9]/8)
+1,677 An unknown province (4/0)
+1,323 I been here before (7 [7]/3)
+512 UNSC Forward Unto Dawn (5 [3]/1)
+429 ameteir (8 [4]/2)
+422 Heehee (3 [3]/0)
+392 Viking (2 [2]/1)
+357 The White Wizardz (1 [1]/0)
+335 Nuddle (4 [2]/1)
+128 Pagpupuri (7 [4]/4)
-159 The Ovenmitt Show (4 [4]/2)
-658 I poop (0/1)
-1,500 Blast of Genius (8 [7]/17)
-7,583 Fait Accompli (0/19)


** The kingdom of Stripers **
Total land exchanged: -17,001 (136/131)
+3,947 Black Rage (17 [8]/9)
+3,350 An unknown province (5/0)
+1,127 Porkin the Pig (9 [6]/2)
+1,032 Argentum (7 [3]/5)
+723 Lola the Mistress Bunny (8 [3]/2)
+640 Stiffy Wile E Coyote (3 [2]/0)
+454 Penelope Pussycat (8 [4]/4)
+426 Pepe Le Pews French Sandwich (13 [5]/6)
+209 Acme Rusty Trombone (7 [4]/7)
+101 Miss FrankinCudd (9 [4]/4)
+23 Yosemite Sam (3 [2]/1)
-194 Puff the Angry Dragon (12 [5]/8)
-280 Whats up Docc (14 [5]/10)
-349 Wile Pee Coyote (4 [4]/3)
-769 Chicken The Chick Kieve (7 [4]/5)
-1,015 Daffy Ducks Donkey Punch (0/1)
-1,278 Foghorn Leghorn (1 [1]/1)
-2,124 Speedy tea bagger (0/2)
-3,328 Nasty Canasta (1 [1]/8)
-6,188 Bugs the Playboy Bunny (6 [4]/24)
-11,171 Woody Woodpecker (2 [2]/29)

[Sig]

I would put PewPew,Simians, and Strippers as the biggest losers in that order.The most epic fail GB in recent Utopian history :D I personally would be embarrassed if I played for any of those 3 kingdoms it's been a fun way to end the age. We can't all be winners like SWEA :p

Call it a fail when you crown. We did this out of principle. I also think you are ignoring the fact that you were 130k-150k acres bigger than all the KDs who GBd at the START. When ABs GBd us we were in war, could not retaliate, were all the same size, and still won the war. Let me know.

[John Snowstorm]

• debauchery
• principles

Choose one.

8 war wins lost last age for rule infractions
Straight up dealbreak on Rage
2 nonsense wars with their allies Pew Pew (convicted fake war kd) this age

Sure, your principles are like iron, I'm sure.

[StratOcastle]

Top kingdoms is better and still in top. Ghetto kingdoms are down.

Actually I was complimenting on your navigation. - AMA vs Havoc was Brado fail he admits. AMA vs Havoc 2 doesn't happen: good diplomacy. Havoc vs BB, from what I gathered Zauper was one move ahead on flogger but hack happened. Pyro crushes Havoc. RK doing well vs Pyro. - The lineage has a few more examples. All I'm saying is the difference, while important, is inches not miles.
*" Brado fail " wasn't meant to indicate a Havoc win, but a more effective effort in WD.

[Soul_Hunter]

Actually I was complimenting on your navigation. - AMA vs Havoc was Brado fail he admits. AMA vs Havoc 2 doesn't happen: good diplomacy. Havoc vs BB, from what I gathered Zauper was one move ahead on flogger but hack happened. Pyro crushes Havoc. RK doing well vs Pyro. - The lineage has a few more examples. All I'm saying is the difference, while important, is inches not miles.
*" Brado fail " wasn't meant to indicate a Havoc win, but a more effective effort in WD.

Lol. Every loss in a top fight is due to someone failing. Point at war where there was nobody that failed and still the war was won. All I see is a line of excuses. Of course somebody failed and they lost a war. That's how things happen. You do not lose a war being flawless.

Also Lol. Yeah and Strippers won a war against us 3 ages ago, we won against Sanctuary and Havoc so Strippers >Sanctuary and Havoc.

[tak3shi]

I see Strippers ran to war with Hordez - another FARM alliance failure.

does this make it AMA 1million - -37 FARM alliance ?

hey AMA has given AABS a reason to keep going but now it's going to be AAMA ?

Don't worry AMA has renamed for the new age to ADA, "A Dealbreakers Advice" :)

That way elit can rename and hide!