Jerks vs PewPew

[tetley]

This is happening.

With all the trash talk in the other thread I felt this deserved its own spot.
Here are some good highlights:

It appears jerks broke eoacf just to farm out for the second time. Pretty epic.

Thats rich coming from the biggest farm on the server. Nuff said.

surprised you havn't reset this age

This said by the guy that farmed 100k acrs to mansoor? LOL
Dude you are pathetic and it is sad retards like you even exist in this game. Anyway looking and pew pew -- only big mouths thats it!

After Pew hit into our hostile with AMA, some people were hungry for blood, and with various stuff going on, it seemed fighting Pew was the thing to do.

We waved on June 24. Then...
July 4 of YR12 y u no crown (x:xx) has declared WAR with our kingdom!

We have a 1-sided saph dragon advantage at the moment. (Pew was pretty broke at start of conflict, so they haven't sent one.)

This is summary from the entire conflict:
June 24 of YR12 - January 14 of YR13
38 hours of conflict
Total Attacks Made: 209 (+69419 acres)
Total Attacks Suffered: 161 (-69460 acres)
Net Exchange: -234 acres

PewPew has a great deal of science, notably gains science on their orcs, as they were trimmed a great deal recently (lol). As a result, they are outhitting a bit us since they get a lot more mileage per hit than we do.

I expect this will be eoa war but who knows... good fun war so far anyways.

A notable lol:
- July 1 of YR12 le chat (x:xx) razed 193 acres of Sheepen Lied (x:xx).
goodz you ass.

[fuzzy|]

you told me there would be 2 bananas and a bottle of booze!

[goodz]

This is happening.

With all the trash talk in the other thread I felt this deserved its own spot.
Here are some good highlights:






After Pew hit into our hostile with AMA, some people were hungry for blood, and with various stuff going on, it seemed fighting Pew was the thing to do.

We waved on June 24. Then...
July 4 of YR12 y u no crown (x:xx) has declared WAR with our kingdom!

We have a 1-sided saph dragon advantage at the moment. (Pew was pretty broke at start of conflict, so they haven't sent one.)

This is summary from the entire conflict:
June 24 of YR12 - January 14 of YR13
38 hours of conflict
Total Attacks Made: 209 (+69419 acres)
Total Attacks Suffered: 161 (-69460 acres)
Net Exchange: -234 acres

PewPew has a great deal of science, notably gains science on their orcs, as they were trimmed a great deal recently (lol). As a result, they are outhitting a bit us since they get a lot more mileage per hit than we do.

I expect this will be eoa war but who knows... good fun war so far anyways.

A notable lol:
- July 1 of YR12 le chat (x:xx) razed 193 acres of Sheepen Lied (x:xx).
goodz you ass.

That insult is unacceptable!

(i hope neither of you care about your acres)

RAZE INCOMING! Whoever has the lamest name that I can break is going to get it. Just got to login.

[goodz]

Its a tough choice between sheep and serious and sheep of steel (just a terrible movie)

I hope somehow both have ~0 defense so I can do both! Intel time

[tetley]

lol get away!!!!!! raze Pew instead...

[goodz]

Your forces arrive at Sheep of Steel (jerks!). A tough battle took place, but we have managed a victory! Your army burned and destroyed 74 acres!
We lost 199 Brutes and 199 horses in this battle.
We killed about 10 enemy troops. We also imprisoned 10 additional troops in our Dungeons.
Our forces will be available again in 14.73 days (on February 7 of YR13).

Your forces arrive at Sheep And Furious (jerks!). A tough battle took place, but we have managed a victory! Your army burned and destroyed 77 acres!
We lost 403 Brutes and 288 horses in this battle.
We killed about 79 enemy troops. We also imprisoned 78 additional troops in our Dungeons.
Our forces will be available again in 14.73 days (on February 8 of YR13).

a) man of steel was terrible
b) it should be sheep and THE furious.

Balancing:
Your forces arrive at myself goodnight (pew pew). A tough battle took place, but we have managed a victory! Your army burned and destroyed 116 acres!
We lost 395 Brutes in this battle.
We killed about 71 enemy troops. We also imprisoned 69 additional troops in our Dungeons.
Our forces will be available again in 14.73 days (on February 8 of YR13).

Your forces arrive at myself goodnight (pew). A tough battle took place, but we have managed a victory! Your army burned and destroyed 97 acres!
We lost 406 Brutes in this battle.
We killed about 62 enemy troops. We also imprisoned 62 additional troops in our Dungeons.
Our forces will be available again in 14.73 days (on February 8 of YR13).

Sorry i was getting tired its late so i just hit a guy of low nwpa/nw in pew 2x. Perhaps if i bother to hit again before eoa ill make sure to select someone with a lame prov name.

Regards.

:D

[fuzzy|]

your OOW razes are terrible but hey hoe whatever rocks your boat

OMG Goodz maybe FARM alliance will try and GB you next round and end up failing. Man you have a busy start to next age - good luck!

[Ezzerland]

Jerks getting razed oow? Pew needs all the help they can get, rofl. Landdropping 100k acres wasn't enough help! :)

[Retard`]

We have had like 8 days hostile with various shait and 3 days withdrawal symptoms due to the suspension.

Jerks pumped for 5 days to wave us and we have ****ty provs. We are at about 50% activity atm and getting rdy for next age. Jerks wont beat this pew pew ever, even at 50% activity.

[fuzzy|]

We have had like 8 days hostile with various shait and 3 days withdrawal symptoms due to the suspension.

Jerks pumped for 5 days to wave us and we have ****ty provs. We are at about 50% activity atm and getting rdy for next age. Jerks wont beat this pew pew ever, even at 50% activity.

dont flatter yourself - we only removed cf and waved cause of your failed GB on AMA. we were ready to fcuk around for the last few days of the age

[tak3shi]

dramama

[tetley]

what would your idea of "beat" be Retard? Hard to judge an EOA war...

[Ezzerland]

We have had like 8 days hostile with various shait and 3 days withdrawal symptoms due to the suspension.

Jerks pumped for 5 days to wave us and we have ****ty provs. We are at about 50% activity atm and getting rdy for next age.

More QQ, Less Pew pew!

[Proteus]

We have had like 8 days hostile with various shait and 3 days withdrawal symptoms due to the suspension.

Jerks pumped for 5 days to wave us and we have ****ty provs. We are at about 50% activity atm and getting rdy for next age. Jerks wont beat this pew pew ever, even at 50% activity.

Your making excuses already that they are more prepared than you are? When you guys waved sanc last age after oow hostile and 0 break time for them you dismissed that and acted as if you were superior.

You guys only talk big when you think you have a chance but make excuses, reset, and farm out when faced with an opponent you can't beat.

I hope by when you say "getting ready for next age" you mean debating how you plan to hold your own in the sub-top20 as clearly you have no business growing past 100k with your ghetto and n00b leaders.

Oh yeah and not withdrawing and riding it out til Eoa doesn't mean you didnt lose. Farming out and logging in to lose for the next several days is gonna be fun for ya eh, anyone who cares know ya lost even if you don't wd.

[Retard`]

We can beat any kd.

Proteus, you sound more and more like a kid that didnt get his candy or a toy and is whining about it weeks later. Hell, you start sounding like my gf, bringing up various random crap that happened years ago