We were going to go with names such as :
the orc with highest off
human with lowest def
highest TPA elf
highest nw province
their top province
the chained target
the rogue
the human mystic
the avian sage
the steward
The ultimate goal of us picking these names would be to confuse the enemy... which is what your names do. Also I believe there is one button to click that randomly generates names for all kd which is easier. Our kingdom got our names changed when I was Ben Dover. Cheval was what my name got changed too which I liked :)