Strippers vs simians

[Ovenmitt]

Since the other thead is cluttered with nonsense, im copying cody's post into here.

Hostile Summary:

** Summary **
Total attacks made: 6 (718 acres)
-- Traditional march: 2 (452 acres)
-- Ambush: 2 (266 acres)
-- Plunder: 2
-- Uniques: 3
Total attacks suffered: 17 (4,258 acres)
-- Traditional march: 15 (4,197 acres)
-- Ambush: 1 (61 acres)
-- Plunder: 1
-- Uniques: 9

** The kingdom of Debauchery **
Total land exchanged: -3,540 (4/17)
+264 An unknown province (1/0)
+188 Order of Saint Lazarus (1 [1]/0)
- Shart Star (0/1)
-162 Frozen Fields (0/1)
-263 Zombie KCCO (0/1)
-363 Somebody to Love (1/2)
-415 Lust (0/2)
-504 Pogo the clown (1/3)
-630 kaiji (0/2)
-754 200 lb Testicle Sac (0/2)
-901 The Blood Father (0/3)


** The kingdom of Simians **
Total land exchanged: +3,378 (15/4)
+1,829 An unknown province (6/0)
+523 Goku (1 [1]/0)
+405 Bugs Bunny (3 [2]/1)
+325 Gargamel (1 [1]/0)
+305 Pinky and the Brain (1 [1]/0)
+154 Johnny Brav0 (1 [1]/0)
+146 The Pink Panther (1 [1]/0)
+143 Snow White (1 [1]/1)
-188 George Of The Jungle (0/1)
-264 Stewie Griffin (0/1)

Dragons sent
Ruby On April 4 of YR10
Dragons received
Ruby on April 1 of YR10, April 16 of YR10

Also:
-1,552 Order of Saint Lazarus (0/19)
April 4 of YR10 Alas, the once proud province of Order of Saint Lazarus has collapsed and lies in ruins.

War Summary:

** Summary **
Total attacks made: 40 (6,326 acres)
-- Traditional march: 36 (6,225 acres)
-- Conquest: 4 (101 acres)
-- Uniques: 17
Total attacks suffered: 27 (4,208 acres)
-- Traditional march: 25 (4,208 acres)
-- Failed: 2 (7.4% failure)
-- Uniques: 11

** The kingdom of Debauchery **
Total land exchanged: +2,118 (40/27)
+573 Bishops BFF (2 [1]/0)
+511 Do you even lift bro (4 [1]/0)
+502 PlayStation4 (2 [1]/0)
+498 Zombie KCCO (2 [1]/0)
+483 Golden Horse (2 [1]/0)
+469 Winnie the Poop (3 [1]/0)
+435 Gigantic Hawk (2 [1]/0)
+402 what the duck (2 [1]/0)
+318 Zeus Carver (2 [1]/0)
+287 Mother Pheasant Plucker (3 [1]/0)
+275 Milk Moustache (2 [1]/0)
+272 The old orchard (2 [1]/0)
+229 Pinky-and-the-Brain (3 [1]/0)
+132 Shart Star (2 [1]/0)
+50 Frozen Fields (2 [1]/0)
-155 GuineaPiggie (3 [1]/2)
-159 Pogo the clown (0/1)
-1,116 Machine gunning Lyrebird (0/5)
-1,888 Less NAPS More Slaps (2 [1]/19)


** The kingdom of Simians **
Total land exchanged: -2,118 (27/40)
+648 An unknown province (4/0)
+542 Captain Planet (3 [1]/0)
+526 Taz (2 [1]/0)
+388 Gargamel (3 [1]/0)
+385 Boots (2 [1]/0)
+305 2 Stupid Dogs (2 [1]/0)
+292 George Of The Jungle (3 [1]/0)
+275 Wile E Coyote (3 [1]/0)
+257 Woody Woodpecker (2 [1]/0)
+225 Pinky and the Brain (1 [1]/0)
+206 Master Shake (1 [1]/0)
+159 Hamato Yoshi (1 [1]/0)
-2,443 Johnny Brav0 (0/12)
-3,883 Goku (0/28)

Dragons sent
RubyOn April 24 of YR10
Dragons received
Ruby on April 24 of YR10

Strippers have slain three ruby dragons, Sims have slain two. We have a ruby dragon being funded towards them, they are sending us an emerald dragon.

Debauchery NW/acres at declare: 10,126,334gc 58,069
Simians NW/acres at declare: 10,814,231gc 66,130

[Ovenmitt]

Strippers have a large acre lead right now at end of second avian wave. We're actually still waiting for some of our pre-war armies to return... damn fast avians. Wave upcoming shortly.

[SillyRabbit]

Simians can close the gap in 1 unique:
May 11 of YR10 The Pink Panther invaded Bishops BFF and captured 409 acres of land.
May 11 of YR10 The Pink Panther invaded Bishops BFF and captured 333 acres of land.
May 11 of YR10 The Pink Panther invaded Bishops BFF and captured 274 acres of land.
May 11 of YR10 The Pink Panther invaded Bishops BFF and captured 228 acres of land.

Nice hit that was huge

[Ovenmitt]

You guys left your entire hitting core on 60k def. odd. at least they logged on, which is more then i can say for some of our philippine players.

[Ghetto_King]

We did not think you would notice

[Kreinhild]

We did not think you would notice

Oh, we did :)

[Kreinhild]

Hostile + War... will post a war only in a sec

** Kingdom news report **
For the time from April 1 of YR10 till May 15 of YR10 - 39 hours
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** Summary **
Total attacks made: 115 (19,869 acres)
-- Traditional march: 100 (18,697 acres)
-- Ambush: 8 (757 acres)
-- Conquest: 2 (415 acres)
-- Plunder: 1
-- Failed: 4 (3.5% failure)
-- Uniques: 41
Total attacks suffered: 98 (14,892 acres)
-- Traditional march: 93 (14,385 acres)
-- Ambush: 4 (507 acres)
-- Failed: 1 (1% failure)
-- Uniques: 35

** The kingdom of 5:24 **
Total land exchanged: +4,977 (115/98)
+2,906 An unknown province (13/0)
+1,491 Boots (6 [2]/0)
+1,390 The Pink Panther (5 [2]/0)
+1,199 Pinky and the Brain (6 [4]/2)
+1,161 Captain Planet (6 [2]/0)
+1,089 Taz (6 [2]/0)
+1,055 George Of The Jungle (7 [2]/1)
+1,021 2 Stupid Dogs (6 [2]/0)
+858 Master Shake (5 [2]/0)
+762 Wile E Coyote (7 [2]/0)
+713 Gargamel (4 [2]/0)
+672 Woody Woodpecker (6 [2]/0)
+429 Beavis and Butt-head (3 [1]/0)
+399 Snow White (3 [2]/1)
+367 Road Runner (3 [1]/0)
+182 Bugs Bunny (7 [3]/4)
+165 Mojo Jojo (2 [1]/0)
+146 He-Man (1 [1]/0)
-313 Hamato Yoshi (5 [2]/7)
-2,402 Gintoki (1 [1]/12)
-2,646 Johnny Brav0 (5 [2]/22)
-2,738 Stewie Griffin (3 [1]/20)
-2,929 Goku (5 [2]/29)


** The kingdom of 4:2 **
Total land exchanged: -4,977 (98/114)
+1,152 Winnie the Poop (6 [2]/0)
+935 Zombie KCCO (5 [2]/1)
+834 Zeus Carver (5 [2]/0)
+808 Gigantic Hawk (5 [2]/0)
+685 The old orchard (7 [2]/0)
+528 Milk Moustache (5 [2]/0)
+515 Mother Pheasant Plucker (6 [2]/0)
+511 Do you even lift bro (4 [1]/0)
+487 Pinky-and-the-Brain (5 [2]/0)
+474 Shart Star (5 [2]/0)
+264 An unknown province (1/0)
+188 Order of Saint Lazarus (1 [1]/0)
+102 what the duck (6 [2]/3)
-253 Frozen Fields (4 [2]/6)
-415 Lust (0/2)
-548 GuineaPiggie (5 [2]/7)
-630 kaiji (0/2)
-686 Golden Horse (5 [2]/10)
-754 200 lb Testicle Sac (0/2)
-799 PlayStation4 (5 [2]/8)
-802 Somebody to Love (2/5)
-866 Pogo the clown (1/6)
-901 The Blood Father (0/3)
-1,332 Machine gunning Lyrebird (5 [1]/10)
-2,042 Bishops BFF (5 [2]/19)
-2,432 Less NAPS More Slaps (5 [2]/30)


** The kingdom of 6:28 **
Total land exchanged: NO CHANGE (0/1)
- XX Brute Force (0/1)

[Kreinhild]

WAR ONLY :)

** Kingdom news report **
For the time from April 24 of YR10 till May 15 of YR10 - 16 hours
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** Summary **
Total attacks made: 99 (15,773 acres)
-- Traditional march: 88 (15,077 acres)
-- Ambush: 7 (696 acres)
-- Failed: 4 (4% failure)
-- Uniques: 33
Total attacks suffered: 94 (14,174 acres)
-- Traditional march: 91 (13,933 acres)
-- Ambush: 2 (241 acres)
-- Failed: 1 (1.1% failure)
-- Uniques: 34

** The kingdom of 5:24 **
Total land exchanged: +1,599 (99/94)
+1,491 Boots (6 [2]/0)
+1,244 The Pink Panther (4 [1]/0)
+1,243 George Of The Jungle (7 [2]/0)
+1,161 Captain Planet (6 [2]/0)
+1,089 Taz (6 [2]/0)
+1,077 An unknown province (6/0)
+1,021 2 Stupid Dogs (6 [2]/0)
+894 Pinky and the Brain (5 [3]/2)
+858 Master Shake (5 [2]/0)
+762 Wile E Coyote (7 [2]/0)
+672 Woody Woodpecker (6 [2]/0)
+429 Beavis and Butt-head (3 [1]/0)
+388 Gargamel (3 [1]/0)
+367 Road Runner (3 [1]/0)
+256 Snow White (2 [1]/0)
+165 Mojo Jojo (2 [1]/0)
+146 He-Man (1 [1]/0)
-223 Bugs Bunny (4 [1]/3)
-313 Hamato Yoshi (5 [2]/7)
-2,402 Gintoki (1 [1]/12)
-2,474 Stewie Griffin (3 [1]/19)
-2,800 Johnny Brav0 (4 [1]/22)
-3,452 Goku (4 [1]/29)


** The kingdom of 4:2 **
Total land exchanged: -1,599 (94/99)
+1,198 Zombie KCCO (5 [2]/0)
+1,152 Winnie the Poop (6 [2]/0)
+834 Zeus Carver (5 [2]/0)
+808 Gigantic Hawk (5 [2]/0)
+685 The old orchard (7 [2]/0)
+528 Milk Moustache (5 [2]/0)
+515 Mother Pheasant Plucker (6 [2]/0)
+511 Do you even lift bro (4 [1]/0)
+487 Pinky-and-the-Brain (5 [2]/0)
+474 Shart Star (5 [2]/0)
+102 what the duck (6 [2]/3)
-253 Frozen Fields (4 [2]/6)
-362 Pogo the clown (0/3)
-439 Somebody to Love (1/3)
-548 GuineaPiggie (5 [2]/7)
-686 Golden Horse (5 [2]/10)
-799 PlayStation4 (5 [2]/8)
-1,332 Machine gunning Lyrebird (5 [1]/10)
-2,042 Bishops BFF (5 [2]/19)
-2,432 Less NAPS More Slaps (5 [2]/30)

[Elit]

Ovenmitt is doing very good job with lead Simians this age.
Give your best and less drama now! GL to both kds

[Anri]

Ovenmitt is doing very good job with lead Simians this age.
Give your best and less drama now! GL to both kds

Ovenmitt is indeed doing a good job. I however monarched the last two wars. Simians vs bloodbrothers and Simians vs Legacy (won both wars). While Ovenmitt did all the work vs Bond and Infection (won both wars). This war is more or less all Ovenmitt and Calle from the start of it and kd is giving full confidence on whoever leads the KD. Ovenmitt is a very strong leader/player with better activity then most and if the KD listens to him we should win this fight as well. There has only been 1 strategic error we done this age and that was vs Pyromaniacs and it was fatal for us but we are not breaking our trend to give all our targets the button to ensure they dance with us. More or less flawless leadership from whoever took charge. I like overall how there is no drama in the KD our towards our opponents in general. Staying away from t10 to challenge warring KDs is fun and good for us. Ovenmitts position is head/leader of the KD, as long as he is up for the task its all his show to lead us with only minor input from the rest, if he needs me or someone else takes lead meanwhile Ovenmitt slacks out. Works very good.

[Anri]

Good fight from Strippers btw. We enjoy it with no drama just pure hardcore warring from both kds.

[Smitty87]

Infection have you the button. We have you the button after giving you 3 days prep and having 3x our gold. So no you haven't given button in all your wars.

[American Badass]

Every post seems to be De ja vu with Anri when reading Simians vs ??? match reports :P

Goodluck Anri and co.

[Anri]

Infection have you the button. We have you the button after giving you 3 days prep and having 3x our gold. So no you haven't given button in all your wars.

Infact you are wrong. We gave you the button for 2 full hours before day-change but you never used it and continued to give us button after day-change. But maybe you missed that, it was intentionally to give you no more time then that to declare us.

We agreed to war, so your KD got 3 days, our kd got 3 days. If we had more gold its because we prepared more properly then you did. We had equal time to prepare. No hard feelings and was a good war. Not sure why you guys so mad cause you lost to us? It was a fun war overall and you were overall higher drafted then us, just that we broke your halflings easy still as we prepared OPA for it. Your halflings kinda suck esp as mystics

Thats all

[capri]

HOSTILE

** Kingdom news report **
For the time from April 1 of YR10 till June 1 of YR10 - 49 hours



** Summary **
Total attacks made: 202 (31,140 acres)
-- Traditional march: 174 (29,179 acres)
-- Ambush: 14 (1,546 acres)
-- Conquest: 2 (415 acres)
-- Plunder: 1
-- Learn: 7
-- Failed: 4 (2% failure)
-- Uniques: 67
Total attacks suffered: 153 (21,421 acres)
-- Traditional march: 147 (20,838 acres)
-- Ambush: 5 (583 acres)
-- Failed: 1 (0.7% failure)
-- Uniques: 50

** The kingdom of Simians **
Total land exchanged: +9,719 (202/153)
+3,189 An unknown province (17/0)
+2,413 The Pink Panther (9 [3]/0)
+2,336 Boots (10 [4]/0)
+2,078 Pinky and the Brain (10 [5]/2)
+1,626 2 Stupid Dogs (10 [3]/0)
+1,513 Gargamel (7 [3]/0)
+1,390 Taz (10 [3]/0)
+1,296 Master Shake (9 [3]/0)
+1,071 Snow White (7 [3]/1)
+1,069 Woody Woodpecker (9 [3]/0)
+1,055 George Of The Jungle (7 [2]/1)
+951 Beavis and Butt-head (6 [2]/0)
+634 Wile E Coyote (11 [3]/3)
+440 Road Runner (7 [2]/0)
+384 He-Man (5 [2]/0)
+233 Bugs Bunny (11 [4]/6)
+106 Lightning McQueen (1 [1]/0)
+79 Mojo Jojo (6 [2]/5)
-38 Hamato Yoshi (8 [3]/7)
-1,909 Gintoki (7 [3]/16)
-2,260 Captain Planet (10 [4]/29)
-2,312 Johnny Brav0 (9 [3]/23)
-2,662 Stewie Griffin (7 [2]/26)
-2,963 Goku (9 [4]/34)


** The kingdom of Strippers **
Total land exchanged: -9,719 (153/201)
+1,152 Winnie the Poop (6 [2]/0)
+963 Milk Moustache (9 [3]/0)
+911 Mother Pheasant Plucker (10 [3]/0)
+834 Zeus Carver (5 [2]/0)
+833 Do you even lift bro (9 [2]/0)
+720 Shart Star (9 [3]/0)
+685 The old orchard (7 [2]/0)
+487 Pinky-and-the-Brain (5 [2]/0)
+267 what the duck (9 [3]/4)
+264 An unknown province (1/0)
+188 Order of Saint Lazarus (1 [1]/0)
-82 Frozen Fields (8 [3]/7)
-415 Lust (0/2)
-558 GuineaPiggie (6 [2]/8)
-601 kaiji (1 [1]/2)
-752 Pogo the clown (5 [1]/7)
-754 200 lb Testicle Sac (0/2)
-901 The Blood Father (0/3)
-1,306 Gigantic Hawk (8 [3]/16)
-1,348 Somebody to Love (2/9)
-1,355 Machine gunning Lyrebird (10 [2]/14)
-1,356 Zombie KCCO (8 [3]/15)
-1,585 Less NAPS More Slaps (13 [4]/41)
-1,917 Bishops BFF (8 [3]/23)
-1,990 PlayStation4 (8 [3]/21)
-2,103 Golden Horse (5 [2]/27)


SINCE WAR

** Kingdom news report **
For the time from April 24 of YR10 till June 1 of YR10 - 26 hours



** Summary **
Total attacks made: 186 (27,044 acres)
-- Traditional march: 162 (25,559 acres)
-- Ambush: 13 (1,485 acres)
-- Learn: 7
-- Failed: 4 (2.2% failure)
-- Uniques: 58
Total attacks suffered: 148 (20,674 acres)
-- Traditional march: 144 (20,357 acres)
-- Ambush: 3 (317 acres)
-- Failed: 1 (0.7% failure)
-- Uniques: 48

** The kingdom of SIMIANS **
Total land exchanged: +6,370 (186/148)
+2,336 Boots (10 [4]/0)
+2,267 The Pink Panther (8 [2]/0)
+1,773 Pinky and the Brain (9 [4]/2)
+1,626 2 Stupid Dogs (10 [3]/0)
+1,390 Taz (10 [3]/0)
+1,360 An unknown province (10/0)
+1,296 Master Shake (9 [3]/0)
+1,243 George Of The Jungle (7 [2]/0)
+1,188 Gargamel (6 [2]/0)
+1,069 Woody Woodpecker (9 [3]/0)
+951 Beavis and Butt-head (6 [2]/0)
+928 Snow White (6 [2]/0)
+634 Wile E Coyote (11 [3]/3)
+440 Road Runner (7 [2]/0)
+384 He-Man (5 [2]/0)
+106 Lightning McQueen (1 [1]/0)
+79 Mojo Jojo (6 [2]/5)
-38 Hamato Yoshi (8 [3]/7)
-172 Bugs Bunny (8 [2]/5)
-1,909 Gintoki (7 [3]/16)
-2,260 Captain Planet (10 [4]/29)
-2,398 Stewie Griffin (7 [2]/25)
-2,466 Johnny Brav0 (8 [2]/23)
-3,457 Goku (8 [2]/33)


** The kingdom of STRIPPERS **
Total land exchanged: -6,370 (148/186)
+1,152 Winnie the Poop (6 [2]/0)
+963 Milk Moustache (9 [3]/0)
+911 Mother Pheasant Plucker (10 [3]/0)
+834 Zeus Carver (5 [2]/0)
+833 Do you even lift bro (9 [2]/0)
+720 Shart Star (9 [3]/0)
+685 The old orchard (7 [2]/0)
+487 Pinky-and-the-Brain (5 [2]/0)
+267 what the duck (9 [3]/4)
-82 Frozen Fields (8 [3]/7)
-248 Pogo the clown (4 [1]/4)
-558 GuineaPiggie (6 [2]/8)
-985 Somebody to Love (1/7)
-1,093 Zombie KCCO (8 [3]/14)
-1,306 Gigantic Hawk (8 [3]/16)
-1,355 Machine gunning Lyrebird (10 [2]/14)
-1,585 Less NAPS More Slaps (13 [4]/41)
-1,917 Bishops BFF (8 [3]/23)
-1,990 PlayStation4 (8 [3]/21)
-2,103 Golden Horse (5 [2]/27)