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    utopian porn

    ok i am sitting here trying to watch my pezzies get it on. you know. Bump uglys? horizontal mambo? anyhow some cheap trick from an enemy prov cast chastity on me. so my wenches are not giving it up. i cast L&P. they should be doing the freaky deaky a lot right now. so the way i figure it my wenches are putting out and my barbarians are "pulling out". Anyway i dont like the fact my hookers are all now <insert word for man part> teases.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chrystal Palace View Post
    i cast L&P. they should be doing the freaky deaky a lot right now.
    There's ur problem.

    "freaky deaky" sex is usually the kind that doesn't result in pregnancies.

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    I don't want to think about how Undeads make babies.

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    They kill babies.

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    Quote Originally Posted by noobium View Post
    I don't want to think about how Undeads make babies.
    hummm i would be afraid my undead you know what would break off in her undead you know what and undead baby come out looking like an undead unicorn.
    All for one and one for Chrystal!!

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    After much thought about it, this is how undeads acquire peasants: they have a great hall where massive orgies are held, orgies of all other races. Other races, forced to make love to oblivion, just pop babies here and there, and then the ud kill those babies and make them into peasants.
    Also, dwarves should have the birth rate penalty. Not being able to recognize women (they have beards, too). On the other hand you have these crazy horny lil' halfers, they're all over each other, all the time!

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    Betcha that smells great.
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    Correct me then, instead of being a dick about it.
    love that thick mahogany back with no belly carve or anything...pure thick wood ! The thing ROCK is made of !
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    http://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=...+say&FORM=VDRE

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    The most important question is: do Avian lay eggs?
    PEW PEW PEW!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nim View Post
    The most important question is: do Avian lay eggs?
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