Anybody want a Palem next age?

[Palem]

I'm looking for somewhere to hang out next age. Nothing serious and you shouldn't be expecting some sort of super effort from me. I'm playing casually so I would expect my kdmates to not be taking things too terribly serious themselves.

Ideal situation:
-Some kd that's got cool people who are just hanging out, pumping and growing and ****.
-Maybe a war or two to shake things up if we get bored.
-Totally ok with me being a non-optimized faery attacker

Acceptable, but not ideal:
-Helping out newer/bad players
-A more causal warring kd. Maybe end up with 4 wars for the age
-Ok with me maxing out at 2 hits a day

Absolutely not:
-Kd that plans on spending the age War->EoWCF->Fort->War->EoWCF->Fort, ect
-Hates proetry
-Hates Faeries
-Hates Taylor Swift


So there's my fishing line. Anyone that wants to bite can reply or PM me.

[StratOcastle]

We war quite a bit more, but it's not a wave affair. I was allowed to build what I wanted.
Is goodz going to be too serious this age?
The least I can do is keep an eye out. I'm sure you won't need help, but if I find a kingdom doing the relaxed growth thing I'll let you know.
Good luck and welcome back.

[Palem]

Thanks.

I'll add one thing too if it wasn't clear. I have absolutely no interest in running any kd, so monarchs need not be concerned that I'm just going to come in and take over or something. If you'd like some monarchy advice (that isn't war strategy related), I'm happy to help where I can, but there is literally 0 chance of me running any kind of show.

[neanderthal]

You had me

But the Hates are the Achilles heel.

[Palem]

Well the Swift one is mostly a joke....like 50%


...eh, 20%


...nah, I'm serious.

[tras19]

Well the Swift one is mostly a joke....like 50%


...eh, 20%


...nah, I'm serious.

He is dead serious, war forums will be spammed with taylor swift, poetry, and in most cases t swift poetry or poetry about her royal swiftness.

[Spahrep]

Seriously, the T-Swizzle image overflow will hurt your soul, avoid this guy...

[Palem]

[khronosschoty]

lool Palem I sooo want to play a few rounds with you! But I do not think you would be happy with us, waring maniacs

[underhousearrest]

Hey Palem,

I became monarch this age in a bit of a ghetto, but it's been pretty chill and good.

we war maybe once a month (currently 2/3), and just grow and reduce the spread of our provinces in between.

We've just cleared our inactives and have a very strong active core of about 15 players. Our worst stats for dragons is funded in 8 and killed in 10 hours.

If you wanna play an attacker faery that would be awesome we are always looking for unusual strats and builds in our KD :)

[Palem]

lool Palem I sooo want to play a few rounds with you! But I do not think you would be happy with us, waring maniacs

Maybe if I ever get back into the swing of things I'll join some warring kds, but definitely not next age.

[khronosschoty]

Maybe if I ever get back into the swing of things I'll join some warring kds, but definitely not next age.

<33

[Swagger]

Ill join whatever kd palem joins.

Let us join forces and lead a ghetto into a slightly less bad ghetto!

[Palem]

I have a friend...yay ^.^

[StratOcastle]

I'm wondering if Miracle Illusion is still around. Hands down the most honorable kingdom no ones heard of. I remember they had like 5 actives, but were very polite. They honored the province that took the most hits in war forum that remained active.
Deceptively, they beat down some crucial provinces in HRS that followed us for 2 more wars I recall.
Sorry for reminiscing out loud.
On Topic:
A kingdom I was in last age was a wonderful fit for me, if I wasn't on Utopian missionary work. The were called 'I Am Alive'. Really nice leadership that let me play what I wanted(elf cleric) and sent me in game msg of my target and defense. This was cool because my breaks are so short. They used Upoopo and whatsapp. Tactically they used nm to get enemies in my limited offensive range and understood my gap strategy, even though I was just another player.