AMA vs Jerks!

[Palem]

wartague played in Jerks?

[Cello]

Jerks retalled with cows, sent dragon after and we've been receiving some random ops of provinces that are prolly trying to get rid of some stealth. Jerks started the new day with hits on 3 halfers. We responded with undead hits. Dragon is still one-sided for now.

** Summary **
Total attacks made: 27 (3,428 acres)
-- Traditional march: 26 (3,252 acres)
-- Ambush: 1 (176 acres)
-- Uniques: 20
Total attacks suffered: 5 (1,010 acres)
-- Traditional march: 5 (1,010 acres)
-- Uniques: 4

** The kingdom of A:MA **
Total land exchanged: +2,418 (27/5)
+616 An unknown province (2/0)
+426 the battle has just begun (3/0)
+339 that our ancestors taught us (3/0)
+323 We hold up our shields (2/0)
+311 and our foes sinking (2/0)
+274 the rain is pouring (3/0)
+273 We rip out our swords (2/0)
+271 There is no greater glory to (3/0)
+223 on the battlefield (3/0)
+200 As we scream shout and roar (2/0)
+172 We have not yet won (2/0)
-79 but forever chanting the verse (0/1)
-109 swords pointing (0/1)
-111 we are roaring (0/1)
-711 Twentyfive knights of divinity (0/2)


** The kingdom of JE:RKS **
Total land exchanged: -2,418 (5/27)
+358 An unknown province (1/0)
-17 Astapor (1/1)
-131 The Tor (0/1)
-133 The Gold Company (0/1)
-172 Brightwater Keep (0/2)
-253 Sunspear (0/2)
-263 The Iron Bank (1/2)
-304 StoneDance (1/5)
-327 Qarth (0/3)
-360 Faircastle (1/5)
-816 The Twins (0/5)

[Crunch]

wartague played in Jerks?

for their only crown ... yes he did...

[goodz]

Me:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-VRryzh3m8

this is the worst video ever.

epic neck beard though

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on 2nd watch I think its so intentionally boring that its funny. I missed the joke le first time. Someone auto tune this thx.

[noobium]

i want to punch that face and my audio is muted.

[Nightmare_]

i want to punch that face and my audio is muted.

Haha. You ok with showing your face also? Then we can compare

[TheOne]

i dont know why people are saying jerks will farm out. i'm looking at the kd pages, and I dont think jerks will lose terribad? They have a chance if they play well imo. there's a very clear weakness in ama setup vs jerks setup, that jerks can exploit to the fullness. but ofc, favourites is still AMA.

I will even take jerks on a bet if someone offers me 3.5:1... considering how everyone been saying they will farm out.

[Elit]

i dont know why people are saying jerks will farm out. i'm looking at the kd pages, and I dont think jerks will lose terribad? They have a chance if they play well imo. there's a very clear weakness in ama setup vs jerks setup, that jerks can exploit to the fullness. but ofc, favourites is still AMA.

I will even take jerks on a bet if someone offers me 3.5:1... considering how everyone been saying they will farm out.

Jerks provs is very pumped and deep drafted. How going to end war depend from how both kds play.
Still CJ is noob :P

[Crazy Pete]

February 13 of YR5 Jerks of Ice and Fire (x:x) has declared WAR with our kingdom!

[protector]

Clear FW!!

[tetley]

Well, other than 2 bounces during declare wave, me forgetting to anon, and us hitting absurdly out of range with one of our calves, everything is going okay... LOL

[SnirpsneR]

I dont think that is too bad compared to your other thing:P

[tetley]

I cannot even ... the level of fail involved in that mistake...
jesus christ I may have to just delete and quit the game forever lmfao

[SnirpsneR]

nah dont delete, just go inactive:P those acres i want!

[Spice]

So jerks, the ally of Elit, farming out on purpose?

Gg, if this isnt chartshaping i dunno what is