Mediation - AMA/Pewpew/Pyro

[smercjd]

Faegan - you didn't tell me who all these people were...
I still don't know anri, Band of Horses, Proteus (though maybe I saw him in IRC once), and Elit...and I also thought I was talking to flogger once - but it turned out to be someone else :S lmao

[Chrystal Palace]

I heard this all started when AMA took pews mother out for a nice dinner and then never called her again.

was not pews mother!!! was me! i was just a piece of meat. didnt even walk me to my front door.

[tras19]

I suppose chivalry is officially dead then Chrystal lmao

[goodz]

Not sure what point of this thread is but why would someone agree to land drop 10k and war a much bigger kd in a week considering the kd sizes are already hugely disproportionate.

Ps you are bad.

Essentially to make up for NAP breaking them? Then abusing GBP?

[Band of Horses]

was not pews mother!!! was me! i was just a piece of meat. didnt even walk me to my front door.

Yo baby yo baby Yo! Lemme' buy you a fish sandwich.

[Tox]

I heard this all started when AMA took pews mother out for a nice dinner and then never called her again.

Dorothy Mantooth is a saint!

[tras19]

Dorothy Mantooth is a saint!

Glad someone caught the reference. +1 for tox

[Binar]

you dont have balls for war us! Why you fail use your brain? You need proper punish!
Im do simple deals:
#1 Give us 20k for spear lies.
#2 Dont post stupid accuses!
#3 You loss with not ever get war

You are total n00b

[tetley]

^ Rofl

[Bukharistan]

You may subcontract me to translate to one of the parties. For example your item one needs to be communicated as:

"1) pewpew get 10k acres ama from free"

I will do more but I require 1 credit per translated paragraph

Don't really agree with you there. Pewpew as a group should be singular 3rd person, and thus "gets" is actually correct. Then again we could argue that there are 2 pews, so it could be plural aswell.

You have to work a bit on your interpunction though Sheister. For example, "for example" should be followed by a comma. Just to give an example.

[Loons]

I say we make it 30k for spear lies binbin!

[TheOne]

Goodz, please help settle mediation. Pyro enlists your help. Please quote your price.

[goodz]

Goodz, please help settle mediation. Pyro enlists your help. Please quote your price.

It takes two to come to the bargaining table. If elit or whoever you need mediation with is willing to meet I can do so asap.

[goodz]

Hmm AMA didn't agree to mediate. So essentially I left my ultimatum decision with 0 input from either side on what they would like:


1) pewpew didn't really get wronged in anyway, ama ran from war against them and I suspect they still hit ama for some land. A KD does not have to farm out to you, as pew can attest by in past deleting themselves rather then losing to rage. If pyro gains more then 5k + war win bonus they should raze off the additionally gained acres to keep from leap frogging too far ahead of BB.


2a) pyro was wronged via a NAP break by AMA. They were in 1st place in the land charts when it occurred. I believe ama should give them a button as that is the only possible way they can reclaim 6.5k cow acres. AMA would then war to the best of their ability and at end of war they EOA nap Pyro.

2b) If AMA does not attempt to make reparations by warring pyro they should agree to stay out of top 5 next age. Failure to do so is punishable via gangbang. They essentially cost pyro a shot at crown this age so should not have one next age. This doesn't really help pyro out and won't likely fix relations with pyro but it would be a good show of faith to the other kingdoms who will have a hard time trusting them in future.

These are the terms I recommend :D.

[Soul_Hunter]

Omg, and that's a mediator...