Nightmare Vs. Crazy

[Osaze]

Same old story, boy kingdom meets girl kingdom, boy kingdom cops a feel, girl kingdom takes offense. Girl kingdom proceeds to kick in the ballsack of the boy kingdom. Such is life.

War Summary so far:
** Kingdom news report **
For the time from April 22 of YR7 till July 1 of YR7 - 52 hours
[ http://home-world.org/utopia/formatter/ - Seraphim online formatter ]

** Summary **
Total attacks made: 147 (7,728 acres)
-- Traditional march: 127 (7,125 acres)
-- Ambush: 13 (563 acres)
-- Conquest: 2 (40 acres)
-- Massacre: 1 (885 population)
-- Learn: 1
-- Failed: 3 (2% failure)
-- Uniques: 77
Total attacks suffered: 115 (8,041 acres)
-- Traditional march: 99 (7,536 acres)
-- Ambush: 6 (505 acres)
-- Massacre: 4 (11,162 population)
-- Plunder: 1
-- Failed: 5 (4.3% failure)
-- Uniques: 55

[RattleHead]

+1,868 An unknown province (28/0)

Behold the power of the Anonconq. Also, a rainbow of Dragons!

Ruby on April 22 of YR7
Gold on May 9 of YR7
Emerald on June 21 of YR7

[smercjd]

lol no change

** Summary **
Total attacks made: 155 (8,181 acres)
-- Traditional march: 133 (7,497 acres)
-- Ambush: 13 (563 acres)
-- Conquest: 3 (121 acres)
-- Massacre: 1 (885 population)
-- Learn: 2
-- Failed: 3 (1.9% failure)
-- Uniques: 82
Total attacks suffered: 117 (8,181 acres)
-- Traditional march: 100 (7,636 acres)
-- Ambush: 7 (545 acres)
-- Massacre: 4 (11,162 population)
-- Plunder: 1
-- Failed: 5 (4.3% failure)
-- Uniques: 55

** The kingdom of Nightmare **
Total land exchanged: NO CHANGE (155/117)
+344 Nightmare on Elf Street (6/0)
+263 Nightmarish Ways (13/10)
+261 Nightmare Disorder (9/1)
+178 Land of Love and Nightmares (15/6)
+152 Nightmerry X-mas (6/3)
+122 Lithium Nightmare (11/7)
+118 Nightmare Again (7/7)
+58 Nightmare Rowen (2/1)
+50 Bloody Nightmare (5/0)
+39 Nightmare holden commodre (4/1)
+34 An unknown province (1/0)
+7 The Nightmare Before Christmas (1/0)
- Nightmare on Homie Street (1/0)
-28 Nightmares Soul Edge (6/10)
-33 Nightmare Daystallion (8/8)
-33 Nightmare Delux (9/7)
-43 Wet Nightmare Damn Horror (7/3)
-55 Insane Nightmare (12/7)
-105 Nightmare Eternidade (10/13)
-213 Nightmare Hobo (0/2)
-318 MyniMo Nightmare (1/5)
-354 whothe Nightmare (7/11)
-444 Alban nightmare (14/15)


** The kingdom of Crazy **
Total land exchanged: NO CHANGE (117/155)
+1,922 An unknown province (25/0)
+765 Crazy Cakes (11/1)
+641 Crazy Beaver (7/3)
+539 Crazy Midgets (5/1)
+387 Crazy Horse (5/0)
+262 Crazy Moccasin (7/1)
+255 Crazy Orange T (4/1)
+187 Victor of Belmont (5/0)
+140 Crazy Canuck (5/0)
+125 Crazy for Tryin (6/1)
+116 Crazy is the new sane (4/3)
+59 Crazy Rockers (2/1)
-346 Crazy Archturtle Trickycloud (5/7)
-412 Crazy Revindicare (0/5)
-429 Crazy Armagedd (0/4)
-448 Crazy uplift (0/25)
-514 Hallows Eve (0/8)
-917 Crazy Fakhira (8/26)
-1,046 Crazy rain (8/37)
-1,286 Crazy Rabbit Stew (10/31)


** Uniques for Nightmare**
Alban nightmare - 7
Land of Love and Nightmares - 6
Nightmare Eternidade - 6
Wet Nightmare Damn Horror - 5
Nightmare Disorder - 5
Nightmarish Ways - 5
Lithium Nightmare - 5
Insane Nightmare - 5
Nightmares Soul Edge - 4
Nightmare Daystallion - 4
Nightmare Delux - 4
whothe Nightmare - 4
Nightmerry X-mas - 4
Nightmare Again - 4
Nightmare on Elf Street - 4
Bloody Nightmare - 3
Nightmare Rowen - 2
Nightmare holden commodre - 2
The Nightmare Before Christmas - 1
Nightmare on Homie Street - 1
MyniMo Nightmare - 1

** Uniques for Crazy **
Crazy for Tryin - 5
Crazy Cakes - 5
Crazy Moccasin - 5
Crazy Beaver - 5
Crazy Midgets - 4
Crazy Archturtle Trickycloud - 4
Crazy Fakhira - 4
Crazy Horse - 4
Crazy Rabbit Stew - 3
Victor of Belmont - 3
Crazy Orange T - 3
Crazy rain - 3
Crazy is the new sane - 3
Crazy Canuck - 2
Crazy Rockers - 2

** Highlights **
Total aid packets sent
56 packets

Most aid packets sent by
Nightmare Eternidade: 13 packets.

Most aid packets received by
Nightmares Soul Edge: 12 packets.

Most land gained in a single tradmarch
Nightmares Soul Edge: 210 acres.

Most land lost in a single tradmarch
Alban nightmare: 163 acres.

Least land gained in a single tradmarch
The Nightmare Before Christmas: 7 acres.

Least land lost in a single tradmarch
Nightmare Daystallion: 12 acres.

Most land regained in a single ambush
Lithium Nightmare: 78 acres.

Most land lost in a single ambush
Nightmares Soul Edge: 105 acres.

Least land regained in a single ambush
Nightmare Daystallion: 6 acres.

Least land lost in a single ambush
Land of Love and Nightmares: 35 acres.

Most bounces made by
Nightmares Soul Edge, Nightmare Disorder, Nightmare Again: 1 times.

Most bounces received by
Alban nightmare: 2 times.

Dragons sent to Crazy
On April 22 of YR7, June 7 of YR7, July 3 of YR7

Dragons received by Crazy
Ruby on April 22 of YR7
Gold on May 9 of YR7
Emerald on June 21 of YR7

April 22 of YR7 - War declared on Crazy

[Osaze]

** Summary **
Total attacks made: 204 (11,776 acres)
-- Traditional march: 168 (10,799 acres)
-- Ambush: 16 (638 acres)
-- Conquest: 8 (339 acres)
-- Massacre: 5 (3,082 population)
-- Learn: 4
-- Failed: 3 (1.5% failure)
-- Uniques: 105
Total attacks suffered: 142 (9,194 acres)
-- Traditional march: 114 (8,649 acres)
-- Ambush: 7 (545 acres)
-- Raze: 2 (0 acres)
-- Massacre: 11 (29,493 population)
-- Plunder: 1
-- Failed: 7 (4.9% failure)
-- Uniques: 68


Feeling comfortable about this one, we have double the peasant count and have been enjoying a one way sapphire for awhile now. We also have reduced their top offense to the point that even if they send another drag, our bigs can slay while still remaining UB.

[Osaze]

And thats a wrap folks.

Crazy Dragon Strat STFO (X:XX) has withdrawn from war. Our people rejoice at our victory!

[StratOcastle]

Congratulations Nightmare. Good show. - I see you jwuzi

[smercjd]

WOOOHO!!!! WE WON!!!!!!! OMG OMG OMG -- that's #3!!
Man - coming from the 12 active provinces last age - joining at a 0/3 with about 12 peasants in the KD...We've REALLY come a long way!!!!
I'm so proud of my kingdom and so thankful that I have so many wonderful KD mates helping me out!!! You guys have made my Utopia dreams come true!!!

and ironically - I started at 3542 honor and ended at 3542 honor.... @_@

[smercjd]

** Summary **
Total attacks made: 242 (14,031 acres)
-- Traditional march: 194 (12,953 acres)
-- Ambush: 17 (686 acres)
-- Conquest: 9 (392 acres)
-- Massacre: 6 (3,284 population)
-- Learn: 13
-- Failed: 3 (1.2% failure)
-- Uniques: 127
Total attacks suffered: 165 (10,478 acres)
-- Traditional march: 125 (9,572 acres)
-- Ambush: 12 (906 acres)
-- Raze: 2 (0 acres)
-- Massacre: 18 (46,769 population)
-- Plunder: 1
-- Failed: 7 (4.2% failure)
-- Uniques: 75

** The kingdom of Nightmare **
Total land exchanged: +3,553 (242/165)
+668 Nightmare on Elf Street (8/1)
+614 Nightmerry X-mas (11/3)
+466 Nightmare Disorder (12/2)
+465 Lithium Nightmare (15/12)
+465 An unknown province (6/0)
+417 Land of Love and Nightmares (19/6)
+396 Nightmare Again (8/9)
+254 Nightmare Delux (14/10)
+234 Nightmare Eternidade (18/20)
+234 Wet Nightmare Damn Horror (10/3)
+210 Nightmare Daystallion (15/9)
+131 Insane Nightmare (16/8)
+101 Nightmare holden commodre (6/1)
+70 Nightmarish Ways (19/24)
+58 Nightmare Rowen (2/1)
+27 The Nightmare Before Christmas (4/0)
+17 Nightmare on Homie Street (3/0)
+14 Bloody Nightmare (7/1)
-32 Nightmares Soul Edge (7/11)
-242 whothe Nightmare (14/16)
-258 Nightmare Hobo (1/3)
-318 MyniMo Nightmare (3/5)
-438 Alban nightmare (24/20)


** The kingdom of Crazy **
Total land exchanged: -3,553 (163/244)
+2,693 An unknown province (36/0)
+378 Crazy Cakes (14/5)
+255 Crazy Orange T (5/1)
+252 Crazy Beaver (8/5)
+187 Victor of Belmont (6/0)
+159 Crazy Moccasin (10/2)
+142 Crazy Horse (7/3)
+125 Crazy for Tryin (8/1)
+15 Crazy Midgets (6/6)
-156 Crazy Aussie (0/1)
-298 Crazy Canuck (9/7)
-412 Crazy Revindicare (0/5)
-421 Crazy Archturtle Trickycloud (7/10)
-468 Crazy uplift (0/30)
-510 Crazy Armagedd (0/5)
-514 Hallows Eve (0/8)
-792 Crazy is the new sane (8/14)
-821 Crazy Rockers (4/12)
-1,052 Crazy rain (10/46)
-1,078 Crazy Fakhira (11/48)
-1,237 Crazy Rabbit Stew (14/35)

Dragons sent to Crazy
On April 22 of YR7, June 7 of YR7, July 3 of YR7

Dragons received by Crazy
Ruby on April 22 of YR7
Gold on May 9 of YR7
Emerald on June 21 of YR7

April 22 of YR7 - War declared on Crazy
January 8 of YR8 - Crazy withdrew from war

[smercjd]

This was pre-war...they decided to be sneaky and sneak attack us while we were least expecting it. I'd never been so undertrained (a whole 50% drafted -- and it was not the war kind of drafted)...

** Summary **
Total attacks made: 7 (188 acres)
-- Traditional march: 3 (80 acres)
-- Ambush: 3 (108 acres)
-- Learn: 1
-- Uniques: 3
Total attacks suffered: 26 (559 acres)
-- Traditional march: 10 (531 acres)
-- Ambush: 2 (28 acres)
-- Massacre: 9 (5,315 population)
-- Plunder: 1
-- Learn: 4
-- Uniques: 14

** The kingdom of Nightmare **
Total land exchanged: -371 (7/26)
+44 Nightmarish Ways (2/1)
+24 Nightmare holden commodre (1/0)
- whothe Nightmare (0/6)
- Nightmare of No Bacon (0/1)
- Insane Nightmare (0/1)
-14 Nightmare Hobo (0/1)
-22 Nightmares Soul Edge (0/1)
-64 Alban nightmare (0/1)
-157 Nightmare Delux (1/4)
-182 Nightmare Eternidade (3/10)


** The kingdom of Crazy **
Total land exchanged: +395 (26/5)
+157 Crazy Rockers (3/0)
+104 Crazy Kyo (2/1)
+86 An unknown province (5/0)
+50 Crazy Fakhira (2/1)
+28 Crazy for Tryin (2/1)
+14 Crazy rain (1/0)
- Crazy Cakes (4/0)
- Crazy Beaver (1/0)
- Crazy Moccasin (1/0)
- Crazy Archturtle Trickycloud (1/0)
- Crazy is the new sane (1/0)
- Crazy Cruxx (2/0)
-44 Crazy uplift (1/2)


** The kingdom of Other people **
Total land exchanged: -24 (0/1)
-24 oni-no-hanzo (0/1)


** The kingdom of other people **
Total land exchanged: NO CHANGE (0/1)
- Sexy Idiot (0/1)

-- For some reason - everyone likes to chain me first...and always...

[tras19]

-- For some reason - everyone likes to chain me first...and always...

Reminds me of the good ole days playing in HRS when me and jwuzi got chained hard in every war for two ages haha

Congrats smercjd and kd

[Palem]

Utopians are like bulls. They see that red name and they just go ballistic

[StratOcastle]

Utopians are like bulls. They see that red name and they just go ballistic

And smercjd in another universe: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xddv_ep86Cs

[smercjd]

Reminds me of the good ole days playing in HRS when me and jwuzi got chained hard in every war for two ages haha

Congrats smercjd and kd

Thanks!!

Utopians are like bulls. They see that red name and they just go ballistic

I know right?! That's why none of you better people wanna be the monarch :P == Well it makes me happy...maybe I'm a masochist cause I LOVE getting chained...ESPECIALLY first

And smercjd in another universe: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xddv_ep86Cs

Are you calling me a girl?

[Osaze]

I could never be monarch... anyone that has played with me will tell you I don't have patience for the stupid things ppl do in this game.

[StratOcastle]

I could never be monarch... anyone that has played with me will tell you I don't have patience for the stupid things ppl do in this game.

I'm glad you're so forthcoming. I wouldn't be good for your mental well being. Really, no sarcasm.

Since I'm not numerically adept I do things that drive some players crazy. My built strats look like a New York dumpster tipped over on a sweltering summer day. I also experiment with strats that sometimes go awry. Last age I tried a one man homes pump and got stuck because I didn't project gold consumption. I spent 2 wars getting my war build back and then I got chained, learned, razed and massacred; but it was because my kingdom accidentally deal-broke so I suicided an UB enemy faery to make amends.

Palem and several others "disagreed" with my undead cleric with hospitals lol. It was like i wrote a racial slur on the upoopo page. In fact you can get people to caps lock on irc just by writing Undead Cleric with Hospitals. I was happy to see a random province named Undead Cleric with Hospitals. If only it was a province from Famous Last Words...that would've been cool.

I'm sure you're a nice person so I thought I'd share.