Quote Originally Posted by Bukharistan View Post
Thank you. Feel free to poetically express your love for this pearl, built on the sea out of the lImbs of an angel by a hardworking populace who's sole goal it is to make the world a better place!



We even got certain areas to cater for that need, most famous that in Amsterdam. All your needs can be met there although I must admit the sucking is usually done not by dutch people.

I'm a bad poet. I'll give it a try.

Holland, Holland, why are you so diverse.
Theres nothing in the world that compares to beautiful Holland.
It sometimes feels like a curse.
Hight trees catch a lot of wind (see what I did there Dutchies?)
So of course people try to put Holland in a bad daylight
That's often just jealous minds
Those people are not from Holland and ever so often not too bright.
Windmills, cheese, canals, total freedom, what is there not to like
You can even visit Zeeland to see a little boy with his finger in a dyke (I know what you're thinking)
Oh sweet Holland i wish you were just for the joy of me and my family
I could enjoy all you offer in peace, silence and with the ones I love
But keeping away Holland from the world, would be an act against humanity.


That's high class poetry there. Didn't know I had that in me.