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Thread: Anti-Undead Alliance: Stomp out the plague!

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    Journal Entry 5: The Only Good Zombie..

    Many people ask me, "Imp, would the world be better without any Undead at all?" This always makes me smile. I answer in the deep, throaty voice of an old war vet, "Well sonny, if their weren't any Undead then I'd be out of a job. Ha ha ha..."

    What is it that we fight for? As a leader, I look first to the faces of my men. One might expect to see the down turned faces of men who lost a battle- instead it's nothing but old battle scars and lean hungry grins. The troops are laughing as they sharpen their swords. You lazy, shambling, no-food-required, brain gobblers can't imagine the joy my kingdom has found this age in hunting your kind! Ask any soldier in my ranks, what is the first rule of engagement? Kill the Zombies!!!

    Would this world be better with no Undead? NO! We need Undead, so that we may beat these foul abominations back into their rotten tombs! Ask any "gamer", what is the first rule of any game? Kill the Zombies!!!
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    A CALL TO ARMS!!!

    All those who still value life and honor: The Purge against Undead needs your help! We have already aided many mortal kingdoms this age, and now call on you!

    We do not seek victory- we only wish to take down the Undead. We are SO close to killing the worst of these zombies but soon they will escape our range. See for yourself- mortals who cooperated were not harmed. (Send a message if you know dont where this battle is waged.)

    Thank you, and remember: any day alive is a good day!

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    The problem with Undead off-specs: http://threewordphrase.com/minion.htm

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