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    Journal Entry 5: The Only Good Zombie..

    Many people ask me, "Imp, would the world be better without any Undead at all?" This always makes me smile. I answer in the deep, throaty voice of an old war vet, "Well sonny, if their weren't any Undead then I'd be out of a job. Ha ha ha..."

    What is it that we fight for? As a leader, I look first to the faces of my men. One might expect to see the down turned faces of men who lost a battle- instead it's nothing but old battle scars and lean hungry grins. The troops are laughing as they sharpen their swords. You lazy, shambling, no-food-required, brain gobblers can't imagine the joy my kingdom has found this age in hunting your kind! Ask any soldier in my ranks, what is the first rule of engagement? Kill the Zombies!!!

    Would this world be better with no Undead? NO! We need Undead, so that we may beat these foul abominations back into their rotten tombs! Ask any "gamer", what is the first rule of any game? Kill the Zombies!!!
    Last edited by ImpiousXIII; 08-11-2014 at 19:24.

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