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    Best IRC Quotes Age 60 smt?

    I will have a 20 credit prize for the quote I deem best every arbitrary time period I select. Basically when I log in and read them whatever quote I like the most will receive a PM for a prize. First one will be Early YR1 (2 weeks) as by then people shouldn't be too concerned about locs to be given prizes.

    I have lead off with my brief stint in my KD after receiving a text letting me know the age starts in 1h and I have a + sign.

    <&Korp> it will tick 8 pm :S
    <@Bishop> 1 from now
    <@Bishop> i think
    <@Bishop> idk
    <@Bishop> i dont pay attention to these inconsequential details
    <&Korp> well the counter says 1 ho ur 58 minutes..
    <@Bishop> well, there you go then
    <@Bishop> why ask me!
    <&goodz> lol
    <&Korp> Cause utopia sometimes have a magic hour..
    <&Korp> that dont existe in real world!
    <&goodz> ah like the word exist having a magic e that doesn't really exist in english

    Everyone then went inactive so no one even saw my awesome comment. Rules:
    No old quotes. I don't care if you said something funny last age. I would also prefer if they are somewhat utopia related but since I don't have a grading plan I suppose this isn't a requirement. Also bishop if you want to post the best post since the departure of mehul (sitting set on self) then ill lol at that for no reaosn.

    The IRC quotes on AR used to be a great source of fun. I wish our forum had a way to +/- vote on things and to sort a thread by votes :D
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    Hard to beat tbh:

    [12:59:23] <Wannes> Sitting has been activated on your account for the player "xxxxxx".
    [12:59:26] <Bishop> whats account owner name?
    [12:59:29] <Bishop> kk
    [12:59:31] <Wannes> "xxxxxx" ftw
    [12:59:39] <Bishop> um
    [12:59:41] <Bishop> wannes
    [12:59:44] <Bishop> you are xxxxxx
    [12:59:48] <Wannes> I am
    [12:59:50] <Bishop> you are sitting yourself
    [12:59:53] <Wannes> wtf
    [12:59:55] <Wannes> lol
    [13:00:00] <Wannes> u've got to be kidding me
    [13:00:02] <Bishop> lmao
    [13:00:16] <Wannes> lol
    [13:00:19] <Wannes> serious stuff
    [13:00:25] <Wannes> wtf
    [13:00:28] <Wannes> ur right
    [13:00:31] <Bishop> lmao
    [13:00:35] <Wannes> I can't cancel it can I? :/
    [13:00:35] <Bishop> nubhat
    [13:00:39] <Wannes> how retarded is that
    [13:00:39] <Bishop> i have no idea
    [13:01:02] <Wannes> Sitting must be active for a minimum of 3 days, before it can be cancelled.
    [13:01:03] <Wannes> lol
    [13:01:09] <Wannes> did I just do something stupid
    [13:01:09] <Wannes> :/
    [13:01:13] <Wannes> I'm playing my own acc
    [13:01:16] <Wannes> and I'm paying for it
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bishop View Post
    Hard to beat tbh:

    [12:59:23] <Wannes> Sitting has been activated on your account for the player "xxxxxx".
    [12:59:26] <Bishop> whats account owner name?
    [12:59:29] <Bishop> kk
    [12:59:31] <Wannes> "xxxxxx" ftw
    [12:59:39] <Bishop> um
    [12:59:41] <Bishop> wannes
    [12:59:44] <Bishop> you are xxxxxx
    [12:59:48] <Wannes> I am
    [12:59:50] <Bishop> you are sitting yourself
    [12:59:53] <Wannes> wtf
    [12:59:55] <Wannes> lol
    [13:00:00] <Wannes> u've got to be kidding me
    [13:00:02] <Bishop> lmao
    [13:00:16] <Wannes> lol
    [13:00:19] <Wannes> serious stuff
    [13:00:25] <Wannes> wtf
    [13:00:28] <Wannes> ur right
    [13:00:31] <Bishop> lmao
    [13:00:35] <Wannes> I can't cancel it can I? :/
    [13:00:35] <Bishop> nubhat
    [13:00:39] <Wannes> how retarded is that
    [13:00:39] <Bishop> i have no idea
    [13:01:02] <Wannes> Sitting must be active for a minimum of 3 days, before it can be cancelled.
    [13:01:03] <Wannes> lol
    [13:01:09] <Wannes> did I just do something stupid
    [13:01:09] <Wannes> :/
    [13:01:13] <Wannes> I'm playing my own acc
    [13:01:16] <Wannes> and I'm paying for it
    That is pretty good!
    #magi

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    hahahahaha

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    [18:00] <&goodz> but then your elite is 50% more ands ci is 50% more

    Not in the competition but just saying.. goodz seems to make up words himself ^^ (Also somehow he started to have "Bad internet" after i commented on that)

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    Also, this should have a special mention

    [12:17:02] * Mansoor has joined #tactics
    [12:17:02] * ChanServ sets mode: +o Mansoor
    [12:17:13] <Mansoor> I HACKED HAVOC!
    [12:17:30] <Bishop> whats your support id?
    [12:17:34] <Bishop> and i'll process that
    [12:17:44] <Mansoor> no i was joking ffs
    [12:17:51] <Bishop> its ok, i already have it
    [12:20:07] <Bishop> Province details updated successfully
    [12:20:10] <Bishop> thanks for confessing Mansoor
    [12:21:40] <CelloGone> woah
    [12:21:42] <Mansoor> Bishop!!! I didn't confess!
    [12:21:53] <Bishop> oh man
    [12:21:53] <Mansoor> i got hacked
    [12:21:58] <Bishop> i cant reverse it now :/
    [12:22:00] <Mansoor> it was realest!
    [12:22:10] <Bishop> July 17 of YR7 The Lords of Utopia have swept down upon the province
    [12:22:22] <Mansoor> don't make me go watch
    [12:22:24] <Mansoor> damn
    [12:22:29] <Mansoor> i have to login and watch now =(
    [12:22:35] <Bishop> gl with that
    [12:22:36] <CelloGone> holy ****
    [12:22:46] <CelloGone> Total Networth 21,898,624gc (-2,415,974gc)
    [12:22:50] <CelloGone> Total Land 142,369 acres (-14,650 acres)
    [12:22:50] <CelloGone> (NW/A : 154.85gc)
    [12:22:53] <Mansoor> Lord King, the Lords of Utopia believe you have been cheating. In their vengence, your province of Goddag yxskaft (SW:EA) has been utterly crushed.
    [12:22:57] <CelloGone> Total Provinces 24
    [12:23:00] <Mansoor> are you ****ing kidding me Bishop....
    [12:23:06] <Bishop> **** you infidel
    [12:23:16] <Sjet> oh snap
    [12:23:41] <Angels> :O
    [12:23:57] <Mansoor> that was the worst joke ever
    [12:24:00] <CelloGone> 14.6k acres and 2.4m networth...POOF
    [12:24:07] <Mansoor> my kd ****ing got scared
    [12:24:11] <Bishop> it brightened up my morning
    [12:24:11] <Mansoor> never do it again bishop
    [12:24:15] <Bishop> \:D/
    [12:24:18] <CelloGone> lol
    [12:24:20] <Mansoor> i already made up plans on killing you
    [12:24:57] <Mansoor> ok now i need to explain to the kd...
    [12:24:58] <Mansoor> jeez
    [12:25:02] <Mansoor> **** you put me in..
    [12:25:08] <Bishop> its ok
    [12:25:11] <Bishop> i will explain
    [12:25:17] <Bishop> via your kdchat
    [12:25:20] <Mansoor> thanks
    [12:25:38] <Mansoor> Goddag yxskaft 12:24 halp halp i am under attack
    [12:25:42] <Mansoor> that is not helping...
    [12:25:46] <Mansoor> FFS bishop
    [12:25:46] <CelloGone> LOL
    [12:25:48] <Bishop> shush now


    Oh, that so good.

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    that is some wonderful trolling

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    Quote Originally Posted by Korp View Post
    Also, this should have a special mention

    [12:17:02] * Mansoor has joined #tactics
    [12:17:02] * ChanServ sets mode: +o Mansoor
    [12:17:13] <Mansoor> I HACKED HAVOC!
    [12:17:30] <Bishop> whats your support id?
    [12:17:34] <Bishop> and i'll process that
    [12:17:44] <Mansoor> no i was joking ffs
    [12:17:51] <Bishop> its ok, i already have it
    [12:20:07] <Bishop> Province details updated successfully
    [12:20:10] <Bishop> thanks for confessing Mansoor
    [12:21:40] <CelloGone> woah
    [12:21:42] <Mansoor> Bishop!!! I didn't confess!
    [12:21:53] <Bishop> oh man
    [12:21:53] <Mansoor> i got hacked
    [12:21:58] <Bishop> i cant reverse it now :/
    [12:22:00] <Mansoor> it was realest!
    [12:22:10] <Bishop> July 17 of YR7 The Lords of Utopia have swept down upon the province
    [12:22:22] <Mansoor> don't make me go watch
    [12:22:24] <Mansoor> damn
    [12:22:29] <Mansoor> i have to login and watch now =(
    [12:22:35] <Bishop> gl with that
    [12:22:36] <CelloGone> holy ****
    [12:22:46] <CelloGone> Total Networth 21,898,624gc (-2,415,974gc)
    [12:22:50] <CelloGone> Total Land 142,369 acres (-14,650 acres)
    [12:22:50] <CelloGone> (NW/A : 154.85gc)
    [12:22:53] <Mansoor> Lord King, the Lords of Utopia believe you have been cheating. In their vengence, your province of Goddag yxskaft (SW:EA) has been utterly crushed.
    [12:22:57] <CelloGone> Total Provinces 24
    [12:23:00] <Mansoor> are you ****ing kidding me Bishop....
    [12:23:06] <Bishop> **** you infidel
    [12:23:16] <Sjet> oh snap
    [12:23:41] <Angels> :O
    [12:23:57] <Mansoor> that was the worst joke ever
    [12:24:00] <CelloGone> 14.6k acres and 2.4m networth...POOF
    [12:24:07] <Mansoor> my kd ****ing got scared
    [12:24:11] <Bishop> it brightened up my morning
    [12:24:11] <Mansoor> never do it again bishop
    [12:24:15] <Bishop> \:D/
    [12:24:18] <CelloGone> lol
    [12:24:20] <Mansoor> i already made up plans on killing you
    [12:24:57] <Mansoor> ok now i need to explain to the kd...
    [12:24:58] <Mansoor> jeez
    [12:25:02] <Mansoor> **** you put me in..
    [12:25:08] <Bishop> its ok
    [12:25:11] <Bishop> i will explain
    [12:25:17] <Bishop> via your kdchat
    [12:25:20] <Mansoor> thanks
    [12:25:38] <Mansoor> Goddag yxskaft 12:24 halp halp i am under attack
    [12:25:42] <Mansoor> that is not helping...
    [12:25:46] <Mansoor> FFS bishop
    [12:25:46] <CelloGone> LOL
    [12:25:48] <Bishop> shush now


    Oh, that so good.
    And I thought Bishops post would not be topped! I stand corrected.
    #magi

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    the best troll ever is bishop, i love you.

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    I liked his trolling on Godly couple ages ago. He truly is the king of the trolls.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Korp View Post
    <Bishop> shush now.
    Stunning

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    Bishop is hands down our best troll
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    Bishop knows about my greatness in the heretics private channel, so at best he's number 2 to yours truly.

    I aint gets no respect 'round hurr.
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    You get tons of respect... from yourself.

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    well, your mom also respects my money, along with the 20+ other dudes she respects in the same way.
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