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    Cow Town

    I'm disguising this as strategy questions concerning cowing, but I'd really like this for general consumption.

    1- talk basic cow erection...yeah
    2- your best/worst day in province news
    3- a place to dazzle non-cows

    Thank you for your time.
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    :( this topic makes me wish I saved province news not just kd news...

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    cows are female, they don't get erections.

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    Females do get them too, you can google on your own. At best I am guessing nsfw and probably some terms of service here as well.

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    Just googled 'Cow Erections'. I see nothing to confirm

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    Quote Originally Posted by 2Utopian View Post
    :( this topic makes me wish I saved province news not just kd news...
    You can reflect in colorful metaphors, I'm not number crunching. - As an example I've had news days that were as tall as a gawky teenager when chains clobbered my province.
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    Correct me then, instead of being a dick about it.
    love that thick mahogany back with no belly carve or anything...pure thick wood ! The thing ROCK is made of !
    ________
    Weed bowls

    http://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=...+say&FORM=VDRE

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    ok ok, well female erection should provide you some hits. Perhaps I assume too much but I am guessing it applies to cows.

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    When I type female cow erection on Google Images, I find this picture of a male nipple. And I don't even think it's one of goodz. :(
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nim View Post
    When I type female cow erection on Google Images, I find this picture of a male nipple. And I don't even think it's one of goodz. :(
    There's a female's nipple in there too, a few pages down.
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    I guess I shouldn't have revealed I was disguising this as a strategy questionnaire. We're slowly bumping that google search. Maybe it'll lead to a better world..
    Quote Originally Posted by Bishop View Post
    Correct me then, instead of being a dick about it.
    love that thick mahogany back with no belly carve or anything...pure thick wood ! The thing ROCK is made of !
    ________
    Weed bowls

    http://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=...+say&FORM=VDRE

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    Quote Originally Posted by Palem View Post
    cows are female, they don't get erections.
    some females get erections:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clitoris#Spotted_hyenas

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    How peculiar.
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    Also cow is often used to describe males so its not really that wrong :P
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    Also cow is often used to describe males so its not really that wrong :P
    And women of British (English, Irish, Scottish) descent.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bukharistan View Post
    And women of British (English, Irish, Scottish) descent.
    Which leads me to ask who coined the phrase cow in Utopia? And is this player still alive?
    Quote Originally Posted by Bishop View Post
    Correct me then, instead of being a dick about it.
    love that thick mahogany back with no belly carve or anything...pure thick wood ! The thing ROCK is made of !
    ________
    Weed bowls

    http://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=...+say&FORM=VDRE

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