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    Hehe Bart, Yes Sparta taking a good lead, they are far more active then us and has been sitting around the table in the command centre planning our demise, while mine were sent a rough sketch of info that might or might not have been fabricated by our enemy in order to know and block our advances.

    Sparta started out by gearing up and getting into battle gear once we had declared, We caught a few bare chested people off guard early and cut them down with ease, but once they suited up and archilles came running, we knew a great warrior had arrived and my people scrambled backwards like sheep before a wolf.

    Sparta kept our women in cages and threw our babies over the cliffs for being weaklings and our poor men are down to children, farmers and old people.. They have moved their way to the kings castle in the central domain where they are besieging the walls and has not taken away our catapults.

    On the other hand Fluffy are still in good spirit and loves nothing more then to fight and dig up our dead to give them shovels and crude swords in an effort to hold Sparta back long enough to survive to EoA, Its a race against time as the Sparta forces are mustering and starting to overrun our poorly built defensive walls, decapitating our appointed rulers around the kingdom.

    Our lands are growing weaker and we are losing precious acres, but with rulers having dissappeared, and some having been visiting other places, we were left with armies not gathering to defend us and instead sitting in their houses smoking a pipe and eaten cured ham while others were dying to defend them in their homes.

    Overall Sparta are well in the lead.
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    EoA still a while away Aran it will be a good challange for us to see if we can achieve it. Not that easy considering you got UDs marauding their offense through our weakly defended provinces. They simply-don't-die!

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    Hey sportsfans! Here is an update. Almost 5 days into war. This is declare date to now.

    Spartans have devoured the NW gap and taking strides @ 6,894,643gc (54644 acres) for the kingdom. Fluffy currently sitting at 5,211,635gc (48007 acres). New recruits came OOP and right into the fray, starting with a bounce on a Spartan. Fluffy also has a freshly out-of-vacation province that could prove to be a problem, but we will see!

    Spartans remain vigilant in their profession.

    ** Kingdom news report **
    For the time from January 4 of YR13 till May 22 of YR13 - 115 hours

    ** Summary **
    Total attacks made: 558 (63,121 acres)
    -- Traditional march: 436 (60,973 acres)
    -- Ambush: 20 (1,884 acres)
    -- Conquest: 1 (264 acres)
    -- Raze: 38 (0 acres)
    -- Massacre: 58 (103,676 population)
    -- Learn: 1
    -- Failed: 4 (0.7% failure)
    -- Uniques: 151
    Total attacks suffered: 565 (63,154 acres)
    -- Traditional march: 513 (60,250 acres)
    -- Ambush: 19 (2,904 acres)
    -- Raze: 22 (0 acres)
    -- Massacre: 1 (7,760 population)
    -- Failed: 10 (1.8% failure)
    -- Uniques: 163

    ** The kingdom of X:X **
    Total land exchanged: -33 (558/565)
    +10,030 An unknown province (39/0)
    +2,944 Spartan of Pan (21/2)
    +1,531 Spartans of Hammer (20/3)
    +1,299 Spartan Of Funk (42/19)
    +298 Arc (24/0)
    +63 Spartan of Hazard (16/1)
    -52 Spartan of Tanks (11/11)
    -96 Spartan of Winter (8/1)
    -132 Spartan of Elohim (24/24)
    -391 Spartan of Antwerp (8/2)
    -464 Spartan of Equilibrium (13/4)
    -579 Spartan of Righteousness (19/11)
    -626 Spartan of Cannabinoids (11/2)
    -742 Spartan of Ravens (32/48)
    -980 Spartan of Hermes (37/49)
    -1,315 Spartan of Hell (43/69)
    -1,339 Spartan of Bartisawesome (26/30)
    -1,469 Spartan of ksm (28/40)
    -1,672 Spartan of Makka (12/11)
    -1,676 Spartan Of Megatron (41/71)
    -1,903 Spartan of Homsar (36/74)
    -2,762 Spatan of Wolfodile (47/93)


    ** The kingdom of X:X **
    Total land exchanged: +33 (565/558)
    +3,422 Hottie Edna Krabappel (26/5)
    +3,067 Deep Space Homer (29/3)
    +2,548 Little Moe Szyslak (29/7)
    +2,067 An unknown province (11/0)
    +1,744 Evil Sideshow Bob (22/8)
    +1,547 Excellent Mr Burns (24/9)
    +679 hidden moon (25/12)
    +360 Please come again (10/2)
    +262 Bully Jimbo Jones (10/9)
    +239 Myrddin (9/2)
    - Evil King Snorky (0/3)
    -42 Nose-Picking Ralph Wiggum (38/22)
    -83 Little Wiener Milhouse (46/42)
    -210 Krusty the Clown (32/26)
    -322 lazy stupid Bart (1/4)
    -345 Blue Haired Lawyer (0/7)
    -378 Grounds Keeper Willy (4/6)
    -593 The Ingestible Bulk (36/29)
    -827 Crazy Cat Lady (48/48)
    -833 Santas Little Helper (40/37)
    -2,197 Clever Lisa Simpson (34/47)
    -2,386 Itchy And Scratchy (3/26)
    -2,435 McBain (22/64)
    -2,563 Stupid Sexy Flanders (30/103)
    -2,688 Captain McAllister (36/37)

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    Fluffy also has a freshly out-of-vacation province that could prove to be a problem, but we will see!
    Doesn't look so fresh anymore to me :/

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    War will be over in 48 hours I estimate. We did all the hard preparations, it's time to harvest now. We're taking in land very quickly now, and with a 1-sided emerald vs our Orcs we're grabbing 125% vs 85% gains. We have several UBs now at the top making gold like proto-Christians. Most of their provinces (and all their TMs) have been thoroughly massacred or razed, they are nearly all on land-def. They still have more offense than we have, but we have way more defense now.

    We've done things as we have done each time this age, ruining UD defenses with a combination of Emerald/PF/BL/Orc casualties. Since 90% of ghetto (non-top-KD) Undeads do not hospitals, defensive casualties are huge. Our Orcs do run hospitals, and have about -30% losses on both defense and offense so 70%/70% losses. Their Undeads do not run hospitals. On offense of course they have -75% losses, but on defense they have +200% because of our extra casualties, so they come on 25%/200%. This makes chaining a lot easier, and also opens up provinces sooner for raping by TMs. The only thing that I still find hard to deal with is the plague. Only very very late in the war your TMs can start making hits, because getting the plague could equal 15 lost ops and sometimes means you have to go to bed with not enough defense to defend yourself. Orc is only really good if you know how to handle it, while any random noob can handle playing Undead. The higher your activity and organization is, the stronger Orc becomes.

    We've made a lot of errors this war but have not been punished for it. It's telling though that even though we have now opened a 2M gap, Fluffy still has more offense than we have. We've had to fight an uphill war from the start but we bested them both on activity and strategy. The charts here under do not tell the full story. I personally have already LLed 2K acres, and my other TMs have done quite some LLing aswell. We've also suffered some, but I'd say we're about 4-5K+ when it comes to LLing.


    Hostile:

    ** Summary **
    Total attacks made: 9 (2,616 acres)
    -- Traditional march: 9 (2,616 acres)
    -- Uniques: 6
    Total attacks suffered: 3 (675 acres)
    -- Traditional march: 3 (675 acres)
    -- Uniques: 1

    ** The kingdom of Ancient Spartans **
    Total land exchanged: +1,941 (9/3)
    +1,036 An unknown province (3/0)
    +358 Spartan of Hermes (1/0)
    +331 Spartans of Hammer (1/0)
    +269 Spatan of Wolfodile (1/0)
    +253 Spartan of ksm (1/0)
    +246 Spartan of Pan (1/0)
    +123 Spartan of Bartisawesome (1/0)
    -675 Spartan Of Megatron (0/3)


    ** The kingdom of Fluffylicious **
    Total land exchanged: -1,941 (3/9)
    +675 Little Moe Szyslak (3/0)
    -298 Krusty the Clown (0/1)
    -331 Itchy And Scratchy (0/1)
    -358 Grounds Keeper Willy (0/1)
    -369 Blue Haired Lawyer (0/2)
    -522 Evil King Snorky (0/2)
    -738 lazy stupid Bart (0/2)


    War:

    ** Kingdom news report **
    For the time from January 4 of YR13 till June 21 of YR13 - 138 hours
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    ** Summary **
    Total attacks made: 566 (65,891 acres)
    -- Traditional march: 425 (62,779 acres)
    -- Ambush: 28 (2,616 acres)
    -- Conquest: 2 (496 acres)
    -- Raze: 37 (0 acres)
    -- Massacre: 64 (93,992 population)
    -- Learn: 2
    -- Failed: 8 (1.4% failure)
    -- Uniques: 154
    Total attacks suffered: 554 (64,742 acres)
    -- Traditional march: 498 (60,772 acres)
    -- Ambush: 23 (3,970 acres)
    -- Raze: 22 (0 acres)
    -- Massacre: 1 (7,760 population)
    -- Failed: 10 (1.8% failure)
    -- Uniques: 160

    ** The kingdom of Ancient Spartans **
    Total land exchanged: +1,149 (566/554)
    +7,734 An unknown province (31/0)
    +1,454 Spartan of Elohim (28/21)
    +1,151 Spartan of Tanks (18/10)
    +954 Arc (26/0)
    +403 Spartan of Hazard (15/1)
    +242 Spartan of Justice (10/4)
    +199 Spartan of Righteousness (20/10)
    +123 Spartan of Pan (26/11)
    +110 Spartan Of Funk (46/34)
    +72 Spartan of Winter (4/1)
    +33 Spartan of Homsar (36/56)
    +13 Spartan of Equilibrium (14/8)
    -172 Spartan of Cannabinoids (9/1)
    -173 Spartan of Hell (40/64)
    -391 Spartan of Ravens (28/38)
    -420 Spartan of Antwerp (4/2)
    -705 Spartan of Bartisawesome (30/24)
    -891 Spartan of Hermes (37/43)
    -1,284 Spartans of Hammer (16/18)
    -1,464 Spartan Of Megatron (37/67)
    -1,567 Spartan of ksm (28/35)
    -1,671 Spartan of Makka (16/11)
    -2,601 Spatan of Wolfodile (47/95)


    ** The kingdom of Fluffylicious **
    Total land exchanged: -1,149 (554/566)
    +3,771 Hottie Edna Krabappel (28/6)
    +2,983 Nose-Picking Ralph Wiggum (38/19)
    +2,765 Excellent Mr Burns (28/7)
    +2,651 Deep Space Homer (29/4)
    +2,067 An unknown province (11/0)
    +1,787 Evil Sideshow Bob (18/6)
    +1,333 Krusty the Clown (32/18)
    +694 The Ingestible Bulk (36/32)
    +666 hidden moon (25/11)
    +235 Please come again (11/4)
    +36 Myrddin (7/3)
    +26 Bully Jimbo Jones (7/7)
    -235 Evil King Snorky (0/5)
    -269 Little Wiener Milhouse (45/46)
    -398 Grounds Keeper Willy (3/4)
    -482 Blue Haired Lawyer (0/8)
    -1,197 Captain McAllister (36/31)
    -1,441 Crazy Cat Lady (48/55)
    -1,490 Itchy And Scratchy (3/22)
    -1,609 Santas Little Helper (36/39)
    -1,688 Stupid Sexy Flanders (26/62)
    -2,334 lazy stupid Bart (4/16)
    -2,435 McBain (22/64)
    -2,883 Clever Lisa Simpson (30/52)
    -3,702 Little Moe Szyslak (31/45)

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    NW difference climbing. Faeries have started to stack land and populate. We now are working with 400K vs 150K pezzies. UBs are going to start massacres and razes to push NW diff.

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    January 5 of YR14 FLUFFYLICIOUS WAR (x:x) has withdrawn from war. Our people rejoice at our victory!

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    Congrats

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    Thank you pams

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    Wow, big congrats, Sparta!

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    Congratz Sparta
    Nice to see Angels didnt force you to fully double up and give you the well deserved win
    Sorry Angels,,you and i both know you wont win them all,no matter how long you like to drag things out .

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    Which is why i gave them a well deserved win
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    that was a pretty good war good job

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